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 Posted: Fri Sep 22, 2006 7:34 am
blueberry pie eating contest. Boris decided it would be a very good idea to enter into the contest, and so...
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Posted: Fri Sep 22, 2006 7:47 am
...he did some berry research, and found that Boo berry is the best berry of all, which was shocking because...
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Posted: Tue Sep 26, 2006 9:18 am
Count Chocula's ratings were easily in the 30% bracket. But because of the new results findings, stock in the company dropped by 3.68%. This eventually lead to...
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Posted: Wed Sep 27, 2006 8:39 am
a nuclear meltdown at a nearby pizza factory. The owner of the factory, named Frank, saw that Boris was researching Boo berries, and was outraged that...
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Posted: Wed Sep 27, 2006 5:22 pm
..Boris would be too busy to come to her slumber party next weekend. In a fit of rage, Miss Frank hired 12 assassins disguised as shepards to dispose of....
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Posted: Thu Sep 28, 2006 7:16 am
Boris's pencil collection rendering his data gathering useless. "MUHAHAHA!!" laughed Miss Frank as she....
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Posted: Thu Sep 28, 2006 10:43 pm
...popped boo berries into her mouth, but while not paying attention, she mistakenly swallowed a cocoa puff. Deathy allergic to chocolate, she...
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Posted: Fri Sep 29, 2006 2:44 am
...began to melt away like brown sugar. Terrified, she dipped her slowly liquefying face in...
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Posted: Fri Sep 29, 2006 12:02 pm
blended otter spleen. she was saved, for blended otter spleen is a remedy to all misfortunes. thus, she grabbed her envelopes and began to ...
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Posted: Fri Sep 29, 2006 12:24 pm
Wink rapidly, as a bit of otter had lodged itself in her eye. But as she reached for her "Otter Out" spray ...
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Posted: Sat Sep 30, 2006 6:39 pm
...she was suddenly struck by lightning. Running around in circles as her body parts fell off...
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Posted: Sat Sep 30, 2006 7:51 pm
...she fell into a crypt. While falling in the darkness, she began to hear something. It sounded like...
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Posted: Sat Sep 30, 2006 8:20 pm
one hand clapping. Falling towards the black hole of darkness that would soon wholely consume her, (get it, hole? yuk yuk yuk) she suddenly was blinded by...
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Posted: Sun Oct 01, 2006 1:37 am
...a large flashbulb that was being wielded by a mad Frenchman. In French, he began to ask, "Ou est...
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Posted: Mon Oct 02, 2006 7:27 am
the bathroom?" Boris, who had been perched at the edge of the whole--I mean, hole, watching Miss Frank fall, pointed into the place after her. Boris grinned maliciously, because...
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