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 Posted: Sat Jun 24, 2006 9:58 am
rubystarkiki son:sis i know why mom married dad. sis:why? son:cause she felt sorry for him because no one would marry a crasy person like him and she felt sorry for him.
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Posted: Sat Jun 24, 2006 2:07 pm
*shakes head* Poor Sasuke. His wifes abusing him! O.O
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Posted: Sat Jun 24, 2006 3:15 pm
Brittney-chan *shakes head* Poor Sasuke. His wifes abusing him! O.O
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Posted: Sat Jun 24, 2006 6:07 pm
Yeppers! And I bet he'll be abused for a long time too!
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Posted: Sat Jun 24, 2006 10:24 pm
xD That's right.
Sakura: Sasuke-kun! Can you please come see for a bit?
Sasuke: *walks over* Sure, hun, what's u-
*SLAP*
Sasuke: O_X *holds cheek* Wh-what was that for?!
Sakura: For all the times you insulted me when we were twelve!
Sasuke: ;-; W-we're 27 now...
Sakura: *death glare* Are you talking BACK to me?
Sasuke: .__. N-n-no, dear! *good boy*
Sakura: ^_____^ *kisses him on the cheek*
Sasuke: >.> <3? *paranoid*
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Posted: Sun Jun 25, 2006 6:03 am
xd Oh boy. *shakes head* Sasuke's never gonna be able to tell again whats up or down. ><
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Posted: Sun Jun 25, 2006 3:16 pm
Pooor poor Sasuke.
Kakashi's son: Hey, (instert Sasuke's son's name)
Sasuke's son: Yea?
Kakashi's son: -snicker- Look what I stole from Daddy's room! -holds up The Book-
Sasuke's son: -gasp- My daddy says we shouldn't look at that bad stu--
Kakashi son: -holds up extremly detailed page-
Sasuke's son: -nosebleed- Coooolllllll!
-meanwhile at the Hatake house-
Kakashi: SASUKE-KUN!!!
Sasuke: Y-yes sensei?
Kakashi: YOU STOLE MY BOOK!
Sasuke: I did not!
Kakashi: You're a closet perv, we all know!
Sasuke: I most certitnly am not!
Kakashi: -hits Sasuke with uber spork-
Sasuke: OUCH!!!!
- Kakshi continues to hit Sasuke while Kakashi and Sasuke's sons are having nosebleed attacks-
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Posted: Sun Jun 25, 2006 3:33 pm
Sakura: O_O ....
Inner! Sakura: >> Okay. WHO said it was a good idea to get married to Sasuke and have kids?
Sakura: >> Umm....you did.
Inner! Sakura: ...I'm an idiot.
Sakura: T.T They're all crazy, but I still love them.
((<< Inner!Sakura PWNS and we needs to see some of her in the time-skip NOW.))
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Posted: Sun Jun 25, 2006 5:49 pm
I have their life planed out:
Sasuke's Life:He kills Itachi with Sakura and Naruto cheering him on. He then marries Sakura. He realises he has three long lost cousins(two female one male) who were away on a mission while Itachi killed.Two of the cousins have four kids and the third has five kids. Two of these 13 children grew up before Sasuke learnt about his cousins and one of them had five kids the other had four kids. Sasuke is head of the Uchiha clan. He is also an ANBU.
Sakura's Life Sakura marries Sasuke. She becomes an ANBU and one of the best kunoichis in Konoha. She grew her hair out again at age 16.^_^
THE KIDS:
Sasuke and Sakura will have four kids two girls two boys. The oldest is named Uchiha Kyo. He takes after his father and has black hair and green eyes. His personality is like Sasuke's. The second oldest is a girl named Uchiha Hanako.She has evenly split abilities from both her mom and Dad. She is sweet and kind but also has a bit of a temper and is tough like her dad.She also has a unique power to sense when someone is of good or bad intentions. She has black hair and green eyes. Then they have two twins Named Uchiha Shiyori and Uchiha Tasuke. Tasuke takes after Itachi.XD Shiyori takes after her mom in terms of looks and powers and her dad in terms of personality.
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Posted: Sun Jun 25, 2006 9:48 pm
((I may be horribly at doing this so.. just bare with me if it sucks XD))
Sasuke son: Daddy.. will you please tell me where babies come from...
Sasuke: Um.. they come from a stork... o.o
Sasuke son: Oh..
Sasuke daughter: Nuh uh, Daddy.. I found out.. they come from someone after they have s...
Sasuke: -covers daughters mouth with hand- ^^;; -walks out of room-
Sasuke son: -sits there cluelessly-
Sasuke: -other room- Where did you learn this???????
Sasuke Daughter: From you..
Sasuke: I did not say that!!
Sasuke Daughter: Did too!!
Sasuke: Did not!!
Sasuke Daughter: Mom! Dads yelling at me!!!!!
Sakura: Sasuke stop yelling at her! -smacks Sasuke over the head with spatula and walks off-
Sasuke: -lays on ground twitching-
Sasuke Daughter: I win -skips off-
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Posted: Mon Jun 26, 2006 4:05 am
XD Sasuke's gonna have to give the kids "THE TALK" soon. XD
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Posted: Mon Jun 26, 2006 10:39 am
*sighs* Theyre growing up so fast! heh heh.. birds and the bees. xD
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Posted: Mon Jun 26, 2006 11:14 am
Sakura: Sasuke-kun...
Sasuka: Yes?
Sakura: The kids are getting older. I think it's time you talked to them.
Sasuke: What do you mean?
Sakura: You know. "The birds and the bees."
Sasuke: Birds and the bees...wait, isn't that Shino's department?
Sakura: *smack*
Sasuke: o.x *holds his cheek* But seriously! Isn't Shino the bug expert?
Sakura: THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEANT! ><
Inner!Sakura: >> Sakura! Remember, his parents were killed before he had that talk!
Sakura: ....Ah.
Sasuke: o.o........? *SO confused*
Sakura: T.T Okay, Sasuke. You see, when a man and woman love each other very much...
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Posted: Mon Jun 26, 2006 1:21 pm
-after Sakura explains-
Sasuke: ..THAT'S how I was made?
Sakura: Yes
Sasuke: Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww!
Sakura: How in the hell did you think our children made!
Sasuke: ...The Stork?
Sakura: o.o........We 'did it' and you STILL didn't know?!
Sasuke: No! Heck, I never even WANTED children!
Naruto: -pops outta nowhere- That's what you get for not being able to keep your pants zipped!
Sakura and Sasuke: ....Dude, WTF?
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Posted: Mon Jun 26, 2006 2:10 pm
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