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This is probably my favorite......
when my son was almost 2 we took a shower(we have been doing family showers all his life) On this particular occassion he discovered he had a p***s and was looking at it while he was sitting on the floor of the tub and then he looked up at me and then back down, and then once more.....Then he just looked up at my privates, pointed and said " UH Oh" It was the funniest thing my husband had a good laugh on my "missing p***s" for about a week.

I am almost 19 but I have no kids yet, so I'll mention a couple of more well-known ones from when I was younger...

When I was younger and in preschool, the husband of the woman who ran the daycare told my parents I was going to be a lawyer when I grew up. Why? Apparently I argued with him and his wife about everything, like what to eat for lunch, when to take a nap, etc etc. xd
One of the few things I can remember is trying to tell the owner of the daycare not to put ketchup in my macaroni and cheese because I hated ketchup in it (and I still do), and they put it in all of the bowls.

The other story is when I was younger, my parents used to go to a semi-local park/beach that is a couple of hours away from where we now live. When I was about 3 or 4, roughly around that age, I went through this phase where they'd take me to that beach/park, or to another park in general, and when it came time to leave I would scream and cry and refuse to leave until I'd read all the license plates on all the cars in the parking lot. redface It helped when I went to kindergarten because I think my mom said I had a bit of a head start when it came to my letters and numbers, but that story just makes me laugh. blaugh

xd That's hysterical. I love their innocent little speculations. I'd love to hear from the parents of little girls- do they look at themselves and their mummys and think that Daddy is broke? lol

Actually, when my husband was home on leave and Sascha was about 19 months. He was getting in to the shower and she took one look at his p***s, put her hands on her checks, and cried "uh oh!" My husband was so embarrassed he wanted to leave the bathroom, but I convinced him it was just fine.
Now that he home for good she reminds him atleast once a day that he has a "doodle" like a guy", and she and mommy have a "taco" ( redface yes this is the horribly inappropriate nickname daddy taught her for her privates)

Hi all,
And heres a good one! My son Nickolas is 85% deaf, from birth, anyway when he was about 4, hes 7 now, Dad was home with the kids and mom was at work. I get home, of course the man(husband) is in front of the TV,in his chair, with the remote (of course) watching tv. The house was pretty quiet and I asked him where Nickolas was? "Oh hes around somewhere, maybe outside" he says. Ok. it had been a long day at work and I still had to make supper, so went to my bedroom to change into something more comfortable. Now this was during the summer here, so it gets pretty hot and I sleep with a fan in my bedroom, and my bedroom door is never shut, as you have to know where this child is!! So I get to my bedroom door, and it's shut! I open the door and here stands Nick, he had gotten ahold of the baby powder in the bathroom, and was squishing the bottle into the fan, as it was on! The room was totally white!! I gasped in shock, but he didn't hear me there. I go Nickolas really loud and he turns around and smiles at me, only thing that wasn't white was the smile he gave me!
I didn't have to heart to dissapline him for that one, should have but just couldn't. It is a memory to last a life time, and I have the pictures to prove it. Can't wait to show him when he's older. (lol)

This evening was spent at the concert of some friends of mine. A local band named KriticKill. Little bit and I were perusing the fest vendors pre-concert when little bit turns and looks at me asking, "Mommy, when kwitikew (kritickill) gonna start?" Have you ever heard 7 fully clad, spike wearing, mohawk sporting metal heads give a collective, "AWWWWWWW!" It was precious.

We make it back to the stage area and were given a spot close to the stage and behind the speakers, well out of range of the pit but still allowed a perfect view. THANK YOU TRAINWRECK! Ahem, anyway. We're waiting and little one starts clapping her hands and chanting, "kwitikew! kwitikew! kwitikew!" Once more we were greeted with a collective metal head group "AWWWWWWW!"

The concert begins. I'm standing close to her and she's bouncing around like a hummingbird on caffine. She created her own one girl pit. These two guys stop on either side of her and just stand there watching the show. She notices them, and scowls. She then proceeds to push one, and kick the other while yelling, "MY SPOT! I DANCE HERE!!!" And goes back to her little bitty mosh. I immediately apologize, but these two guys were lauging so hard I don't think they heard me. This evening I realized my daughter has a genetic understanding of 'pit authority.'

My funny story is when my daughter was about 1 1/2 years old. We were in the middle of remodeling our bathroom and only had a shower stall. So we used to put her little baby bath in the bottom of it and fill it with water. Well this one night I forgot to empty it right after. I got her all dried and dressed in her pj's and all of a sudden she was gone. I found her totally dressed and sitting in the bath splashing away with a great big grin on her face. And I have the picture to remind her of it every now and then.

xD These are very funny. Here's one about my sister. She was about 3, and at their old house they had a really big deck. You know the spaces between the deck wall things? Well she decided it would be neat to crawl through that and hang from the deck. So she did, and of course she had to call Daddy to come look. As soon as he saw her and she said "Daddy look at my neat trick!" he said "That's great honey, just stay right there."

Thank goodness he didnt freak out and send her into panic. She might have let go! XD