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 Posted: Sat Sep 23, 2006 4:31 pm
Sasuke and Naruto blinked at the two.
"What are you guys doing here?" Naruto inquired.
"We thought we would stop by for some food... of youth!" Lee got up and gave a thumbs-up. Everyone sweatdropped.
"Maybe we should go somewhere else..." Sasuke started walking the opposite direction.
"B-but... my ramen!" Trails of tears appeared on Naruto's face as he tried pulling at Sasuke's arm.
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Posted: Sat Sep 23, 2006 5:47 pm
" Fine" said sasuke " As long as I don't have to talk to huge-brows or no-brows over there."
" Yay!!! blaugh " Said Naruto and he hugged Sasuke.
Naruto and Sasuke ordered Ramen and Naruto started talking to Lee and Gaara just as Gaara was secretly pouring something suspicious into Lee's drink.
" So how are things Gaara?" he asked
" Oh, the usual," replied Gaara, " You know, kill a few people here, scare a few people there, same old same old, but I have some good news."
" What's that."
" I saved 50% on my car insurance by switching to Gaiko."
" But Gaara, you don't have a car."
" DAMN YOU NARUTO" yelled a now drunk Lee " IF GAARA SAYS HE HAS A CAR HE HAS A FRICKIN CAR. I SAW HIS CAR ONE TIME. I DID. AND YOU KNOW WHAT, YOU KNOW WHAT, HUH, HUH? WE ******** IN THE BACK SEAT. MY a** HURT FOR WEEKS AFTER THAT."
" Thats it fuzzy brows, lets take this outside." yelled Naruto
" FINE YOU RAMEN EATING a*****e!!!!!"
Sorry for the length, I just couldn't resist blaugh blaugh blaugh
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Posted: Sat Sep 23, 2006 10:41 pm
Sasuke and Gaara looked at eachother, knowing this was not going to go well.
"Maybe I shouldn't have tried to get him drunk....", Gaara thought out loud.
"Oh ya' think, Einstien?", Sasuke replied.
"It's not my fault they're dumb....", Gaara answered.
By this point Naruto was hitting Lee over the head with a rock, while Lee was attemting to pull some hair of his.
"Uh...shouldn't we do something?"
"No, it's way more fun to watch." Sasuke replied, pulling out some popcorn from some unknown source.
(I gotta learn how to do that...(the popcorn thing)
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Posted: Sat Sep 23, 2006 11:19 pm
(( eek ... How OOC'd this has become...))
Gaara shrugged and continued watching the two beat the crap out of each other.
"Naru-chan, your ramen's ready." The shop worker lady called out. There was a gust of wind and Naruto appeared on the stool.
"Well, that's a shame." Sasuke sighed, obviously saddened by how quick the fight ended.
"HEY! COME BACK HERE!" Rock Lee stumbled over to Naruto and accidentally shoved him, causing his bowl to crash to the ground. Hearing the bowl shatter, Naruto froze in shock and lowered his chopsticks.
"Oh, here it comes." Sasuke whispered to Gaara as he took out his popcorn again.
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Posted: Sun Sep 24, 2006 4:34 am
[We could do anything, afterall this is a random story. blaugh ]
Naruto's face have darken, the killing intention widen around his body. His blue eye stare at the drunk in rage. "How could you do that to my ramen." Naruto said in a dangerously calm voice. "I'm going to make you pay for that."
Naruto immediately tackle Lee into the ground.
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Posted: Sun Sep 24, 2006 3:04 pm
A few seconds after tackling Lee to the ground things changed drastically. Suddenly Lee wraped his arms around Naruto and said " Wow' you're really warm Naruto-kun...hey do you want to go with me to the back seat of Gaara's car?"
Gaara sighed and said " Lee, I don't really have a car. I was just kidding."
" But Gaara-Kun...that time..."
" That wasn't a car Lee...That was a kiddy ride outside of a wal-mart." ( Yes, the evil force known as wal-mart has taken over the Naruto-verse)
But before Gaara could explain further Sasuke threw the popcorn at Gaara and yelled "GET YOUR DAMN TAIJUTSU USING BOYFRIEND OFF OF MY DARLING NARU-CHAN!!!!!"
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Posted: Sun Sep 24, 2006 4:44 pm
(( eek sweatdrop no comment....))
Gaara’s eyes narrowed. “What did you say?”
“YEAH! YOU HEARD ME! YOUR TAIJUTSU USING BOYFRIEND!” Sasuke retorted. A vein appeared on Gaara’s forehead.
“NO ONE CALLS LEE MY BOYFRIEND!” Sand waves shot towards Sasuke in attempts to clobber him.
Sasuke, being the awesome emo show-off character he is, jumped backwards, doing some flips in the air, and landed safely on a rooftop without a scratch.
“Go Gaara! Kick that emo boy’s a**!” Rock Lee cheered.
“WHAT?! HELL NO! SASUKE WILL BEAT THAT NO-BROW'S a** DOWN!” Naruto roared in Sasuke’s defense.
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Posted: Sun Sep 24, 2006 6:16 pm
((OMG!!! i'm laughing my a** off here))
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Posted: Sun Sep 24, 2006 9:15 pm
(Wow a kiddy ride....and here I thought Kakashi was the only one low enough to do someone there... whee eek xd )
Naruto retrived Sasuke's popcorn and threw it at Lee. Then it clicked..."Wait just a damn mintue! Did you call me your 'darling Naru-chan'?"
"Yes as a matter-of-fact I did.", Sasuke said in his stuck up tone, while taking a seat on the roof.
Gaara took a good look around, "Ah..I hate to interupt, but WEREN'T WE ALL FIGHTING HERE?"
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Posted: Mon Sep 25, 2006 3:16 am
"Ummm..." An intelligent reply from Naruto.
"...Gaara is right, we were fighting..." Sasuke decided.
"So what side are we on?" Naruto asks the obvious.
"You and me against Gaara and Lee." Sasuke sigh, glaring at Naruto. You also started this whole mess.
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Posted: Mon Sep 25, 2006 4:01 pm
Naruto groaned. "I just wanted ramen."
"Idiot, this was your fault in the first place!" Sasuke yelled.
"Nuh uh! Fuzzy brows was the one who destroyed my ramen bowl!" He glared in Lee's direction. "Make him pay for that one and buy me another bowl of ramen!" Naruto whined.
"Hmph. You can tell him yourself." As Naruto was about to complain to Lee, he paused. There was no sight of Lee.
"Uhh... where'd he-?"
"Oh crap." Was the uncommon reply of Gaara's as he ran off in search of Lee, hoping that he wouldn't destroy the whole village.
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Posted: Mon Sep 25, 2006 4:43 pm
(Thank you! I hate Lee so much! I love Gaara though... sweatdrop )
"Well that takes care of them...", Sasuke said looking toward the sky. To his surprise, a rain drop fell onto Sasuke's nose, then another, and another, until it was pouring.
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Posted: Mon Sep 25, 2006 8:20 pm
"Great..." Sasuke sighed. " whats up with the weather this week?" Naruto jumped on the roof and sat next to Sasuke. "sooo... what do u mean by 'darling Naru-chan?"
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Posted: Mon Sep 25, 2006 10:15 pm
Sasuke blushed and looked away,".....um..ur...". Sasuke only blushed more when he tried to explain.
"I'm going home!", Sasuke declared jumping down.
"Hey, wait up! I left my keys at your house!", Naruto yelled running after Sasuke.
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Posted: Mon Sep 25, 2006 10:37 pm
Sasuke kept running and looked back to yell, "You never brought keys to begin with, idiot! Your house doesn't even have a damn lock!"
Naruto stuttered, trying to think of more excuses. "Well... umm... You still owe me some ramen!"
"Go home, dobe!"
"Not until you tell me why you called me 'darling Naru-chan!' Lest you want me to turn you into a pink chicken again!" A kunai was thrown at Naruto's direction, but he threw a shuriken to counter it. "SASUKE-TEME!"
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