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 Posted: Thu May 25, 2006 2:01 pm
shinobikun Granted because to him sense is illogical contradictions he makes the universe collapse I wish everyone had a pet domo-kun Granted, but the domo-kuns realize with their powers combined they could rule the world and force the humans into slavery. Because you wished it upon humanity they make you their god, but wait, you're an atheist, NOOOOOOOOO! your head explodes because of the contradiction. I wish that I could still see my old friend, ______ even though he moved.
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Posted: Thu May 25, 2006 3:40 pm
Granted, but you forget his name, and he ends up hating you for it.
I wish my sarcasm was even more awesome.
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Posted: Thu May 25, 2006 4:04 pm
Phoebos Granted, but you forget his name, and he ends up hating you for it. I wish my sarcasm was even more awesome. Granted, but no one can recognize it as sarcasm, and they all think you're just an a**. I wish Graduation ceremonies weren't so boring.
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Posted: Thu May 25, 2006 4:16 pm
Granted, but then they are so exciting, they make your head implode from the sheer energy of it.
I wish I made a wish.
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Posted: Thu May 25, 2006 5:14 pm
Granted, but the wish you made, WAS WITH THE DEVIL! In exchange for the wish, he takes your SOUL!
I wish that Georgia didn't get so GODDAMN HOT! Know what I'm sayin'.
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Posted: Thu May 25, 2006 6:37 pm
LleuLlawGyfes Granted, but the wish you made, WAS WITH THE DEVIL! In exchange for the wish, he takes your SOUL! I wish that Georgia didn't get so GODDAMN HOT! Know what I'm sayin'. Granted, but because the hot weather is gone the balance of the Earth is thrown off, forcing us all into a new ice age and we all die... Gee, thanks!...>> hehehe.
I wish that I was a Ninja Turtle.
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Posted: Thu May 25, 2006 9:45 pm
Granted, but then someone snipes you, and then has ninja turtle soup.
I wish I had a soul to begin with...
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Posted: Thu May 25, 2006 9:55 pm
Superior Jazz Granted, but then someone snipes you, and then has ninja turtle soup. I wish I had a soul to begin with... Granted, but the contradiction between this wish and the place of wishing causes a plothole to spit a black soulgem from the Elder Scrolls series, which promptly sucks you up. I use you to add +20 shock damage to my elven longsword. Thanks! I wish summer vacation wasn't so damn hot and boring. stare
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Posted: Thu May 25, 2006 10:15 pm
Javelkome.
Granted, but then it turns so utterly and miserably cold that you freeze to your toilet while taking a piss, and you die of frostbite.
I wish.
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Posted: Fri May 26, 2006 8:51 pm
Granted but the . eats you I wish Caustic would give us all the gold the members would want
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Posted: Fri May 26, 2006 10:24 pm
shinobikun I wish Caustic would give us all the gold the members would want Granted, but you were high that day, and said, "I wish you'd take my gold, if you know what I mean," and gave caustic a big wink. caustic beat you up, and you didn't get any gold. I wish Carrottop did ads for Gaia Online.
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Posted: Fri May 26, 2006 11:34 pm
DivideByZero14 shinobikun I wish Caustic would give us all the gold the members would want Granted, but you were high that day, and said, "I wish you'd take my gold, if you know what I mean," and gave caustic a big wink. caustic beat you up, and you didn't get any gold. I wish Carrottop did ads for Gaia Online. Granted, but no one likes them.
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Posted: Sat May 27, 2006 2:54 am
I wish that phoebus would remember to make wishes after granting them 3nodding
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Posted: Sat May 27, 2006 12:56 pm
Muaethia I wish that phoebus would remember to make wishes after granting them 3nodding Granted. But by some chance, the wish he makes is so complex that you cannot figure out how to make it negative. You try and try, but can't succeed. All the thinking, then makes you implode. ^^
I wish summer vacation was here... ;-;
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Posted: Sat May 27, 2006 3:33 pm
Yami_Ichi I wish summer vacation was here... ;-; Granted, but the district cuts it down to a week, and school starts again April 5th. I wish I had a really nice laptop.
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