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| Do you find the lack of humor in the RPs of this site bothersome? |
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| Never thought about it. (you actually can't choose this, because that means you totally missed the point of this forum). |
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| No, I like violence. A lot. |
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 Posted: Sun Apr 17, 2005 11:52 am
SMACK!!!
((everything goes black))
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Posted: Sun Apr 17, 2005 12:10 pm
Bleagwuh SMACK!!! ((everything goes black)) Zort has a pseudo-meaningful dream.... So should Tye... Zort looks around. He sees the evil mountains, and they kinda look more ominus, as he is seeing them from an angle that makes them look like a... a...
Zort's random dreams can have many disadvantages, such as this one right here: Instead of revealing more about the mysterious plot, he is now sipping Pina Colatas on a beach with a bunch of blue-skinned 21-year-olds without any clothes on hanging on him. The perv.
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Lord Thatlatu of the Tofu Captain
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Posted: Sun Apr 17, 2005 2:32 pm
Bleagwuh Bleagwuh SMACK!!! ((everything goes black)) Zort has a pseudo-meaningful dream.... So should Tye... Zort looks around. He sees the evil mountains, and they kinda look more ominus, as he is seeing them from an angle that makes them look like a... a...
Zort's random dreams can have many disadvantages, such as this one right here: Instead of revealing more about the mysterious plot, he is now sipping Pina Colatas on a beach with a bunch of blue-skinned 21-year-olds without any clothes on hanging on him. The perv.Tye has a very depressing dream... Standing in water, both burning in freezing him, up to his knees, Tye feels strange...he feels feeling he hasn't felt for many years: feeling. He slowly grasps the fact that he has been returned to a state of mortality, and is in a river near the mountains. The cold glacier water has burning ashes mized in, and his legs are being both burnt and frozen. He tries to move but he can't, he has forgotten how to walk. He realizes that his time has finally come to die...
...then he looks over in Zort's dream cloud, and sees the vile acts he is commiting on that beach, and decides he should wake up and lecture Zort.
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Posted: Wed Apr 20, 2005 4:24 pm
Thatlatu Bleagwuh Bleagwuh SMACK!!! ((everything goes black)) Zort has a pseudo-meaningful dream.... So should Tye... Zort looks around. He sees the evil mountains, and they kinda look more ominus, as he is seeing them from an angle that makes them look like a... a...
Zort's random dreams can have many disadvantages, such as this one right here: Instead of revealing more about the mysterious plot, he is now sipping Pina Colatas on a beach with a bunch of blue-skinned 21-year-olds without any clothes on hanging on him. The perv.Tye has a very depressing dream... Standing in water, both burning in freezing him, up to his knees, Tye feels strange...he feels feeling he hasn't felt for many years: feeling. He slowly grasps the fact that he has been returned to a state of mortality, and is in a river near the mountains. The cold glacier water has burning ashes mized in, and his legs are being both burnt and frozen. He tries to move but he can't, he has forgotten how to walk. He realizes that his time has finally come to die...
...then he looks over in Zort's dream cloud, and sees the vile acts he is commiting on that beach, and decides he should wake up and lecture Zort. but too late, 'cuz... FLASH!!!you wake up inside of a large, white room. You try to get up, but you are rendered unable due to a large white object wrapped around your torso.
Upon further thought you realize that the walls have pads on them and you have a straightjacket attatched to you.*Zort stumbles in, clutching his posterior. You hear a large "slam" sound.* "Ehhhhhhrrrrrrrrrrrnnnnnnnnnn........" *Zort faints.*
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Posted: Thu Apr 21, 2005 1:53 pm
Bleagwuh Thatlatu Bleagwuh Bleagwuh SMACK!!! ((everything goes black)) Zort has a pseudo-meaningful dream.... So should Tye... Zort looks around. He sees the evil mountains, and they kinda look more ominus, as he is seeing them from an angle that makes them look like a... a...
Zort's random dreams can have many disadvantages, such as this one right here: Instead of revealing more about the mysterious plot, he is now sipping Pina Colatas on a beach with a bunch of blue-skinned 21-year-olds without any clothes on hanging on him. The perv.Tye has a very depressing dream... Standing in water, both burning in freezing him, up to his knees, Tye feels strange...he feels feeling he hasn't felt for many years: feeling. He slowly grasps the fact that he has been returned to a state of mortality, and is in a river near the mountains. The cold glacier water has burning ashes mized in, and his legs are being both burnt and frozen. He tries to move but he can't, he has forgotten how to walk. He realizes that his time has finally come to die...
...then he looks over in Zort's dream cloud, and sees the vile acts he is commiting on that beach, and decides he should wake up and lecture Zort. but too late, 'cuz... FLASH!!!you wake up inside of a large, white room. You try to get up, but you are rendered unable due to a large white object wrapped around your torso.
Upon further thought you realize that the walls have pads on them and you have a straightjacket attatched to you.*Zort stumbles in, clutching his posterior. You hear a large "slam" sound.* "Ehhhhhhrrrrrrrrrrrnnnnnnnnnn........" *Zort faints.* "No! I know this place...this is where I finished the book...augh!!!" *Faints as well*
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Posted: Thu Apr 21, 2005 7:52 pm
*After about an hour, Zort wakes up.*
AS ZORT:
*inchworm-style crawls over to Tye*
"HEY!!!"
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Posted: Fri Apr 22, 2005 4:23 pm
*bonks Tye on headish-object with his head*
Wake up and smell the FRICKIN' ASBESTOS SMOKE!!!
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Posted: Fri Apr 22, 2005 11:05 pm
Bleagwuh *bonks Tye on headish-object with his head* Wake up and smell the FRICKIN' ASBESTOS SMOKE!!!Come on! *farts in Tye's nose-thing* BRAAAAAaaaAAAAAaaPPPPPPP
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Posted: Mon Apr 25, 2005 4:29 pm
Bleagwuh Bleagwuh *bonks Tye on headish-object with his head* Wake up and smell the FRICKIN' ASBESTOS SMOKE!!!Come on! *farts in Tye's nose-thing* BRAAAAAaaaAAAAAaaPPPPPPPBLEEEE AGGGG WUHHHHH!!!!
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Posted: Sat Apr 30, 2005 3:04 am
*Turns into a vapor and floats up to the ceiling.
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Lord Thatlatu of the Tofu Captain
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Posted: Sat Apr 30, 2005 3:15 pm
Thatlatu *Turns into a vapor and floats up to the ceiling. We need more detailed posts than that... Especially after that humongous hiatus... ZORT: "Wachoo doon dare? Gidaheldownfrumder! Gasum'tasaydaya."
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Posted: Sun May 01, 2005 5:19 pm
Bleagwuh Thatlatu *Turns into a vapor and floats up to the ceiling. We need more detailed posts than that... Especially after that humongous hiatus... ZORT: "Wachoo doon dare? Gidaheldownfrumder! Gasum'tasaydaya." "Oh, didn't understand me, eh? I said 'what are you doing up there? Come down, I have something to say to you.'"
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Posted: Sun May 01, 2005 5:45 pm
Appearence: Two peg legs and a third real leg, one eye patch covering a perfectly fine eye, a parrot, a hat, and a backpack full of All-Clad Pans, my GOREGEOUS knife set, and a plethora of spoonulas.
Area of Expertise: Pirating and cooking
Weapon: Bacon grease launcher
Age: 22
Species: Whatever I feel like at the time.
Gender: Male
[other things you decide need stating]: I am awesome. And dead sexy.
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Posted: Sun May 01, 2005 5:47 pm
"Good bye!"
*floats down and condenses*
"Are you mentally unwell?"
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Lord Thatlatu of the Tofu Captain
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Posted: Sun May 01, 2005 5:50 pm
*runs out of padded room screaming* THE BRITISH ARE COMING! THE BRITISH ARE COMING! RESISTANCE IS FUTILE! WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!
*slams into Charles* Why, hello there, chap. Fine day, eh?
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