Triple Homicide

Well I found this on the internet and I can't think of anything to write about it. It's funny though so that's why I put it here.
"The next day, Mr. Potatohead was stripped of his win after his car failed several post-race inspections. These violations included; car being too light; multiple template violations; unapproved shocks, tires, fuel cell, and motor; and several unspecified violations. John Darby said 'This is just another case of competitors trying to find an advantage and pushing the grey areas too hard. Although I must admit I can't remember a single car with this many violations on it.' When asked about a possible fine, Mr. Darby said 'I can't comment on this just yet, but I assure you, it will send a clear message that we will not tolerate this sort of thing.'
"This comes after a contriversial finish in which Mr. Potatohead spun out Tony Stewart with three laps to go, causing a chain reaction that involved 10 other drivers including Jeff Gordon, Carl Edwards, Jimmie Johnson, Matt Kenseth, Kevin Harvick, Bobby Labonte who was running 3rd at the time, Kyle Petty, Mark Martin, and both Busch brothers. Tony was quoted afterward with 'Oh, you know this isn't over! If he wants to drive like that, I'll catch up with him out in the hauler lot and EAT HIM!'