Origamidude
Kangaroo S.T.U.
If you put a nail in a bottle of coke it will dissolve over the span of one week.
Imagine what that does to your stomache if you drink it EVERYDAY
eek But I do... crying I thought you drank pepsi...
eek *gasp!* Drinking coke + being undead makes your deteriorate faster!
gonk At this rate there won't be anything left of you for the girls of the SUTF to glomp!
Better start glomping folks, this zombie is going fast....