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 Posted: Sat Oct 06, 2007 10:14 pm
Xena: “This plan of yours is kind of ambitious.”
Autolycus: “What else would you expect from the king of thieves?”
Xena: “Oh, Thebes-- I’ve been there.”
Episode: Vanishing Act
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Posted: Fri Oct 12, 2007 8:36 am
I can't believe no one has done this one yet!...
Ares (to Gabrielle): Is there anything the two of us agree on? (Gab looks at Xena) Oh, yeah. Anything else?
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Posted: Fri Oct 12, 2007 8:40 am
Another one:
Xena: I hear they're in need of a girl with a chakram.
Friend in Need (part one), Season 6
Gabrielle says it again in the second half of the episode *sobs*
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Posted: Fri Oct 12, 2007 1:47 pm
married with fishsticks! 4laugh
urchin: whuts a sfincter? domokun
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Posted: Sat Oct 13, 2007 12:29 am
Xena (to Ares): You are going to be dead in thirty seconds-- you and your little dog too...
Season 6/ Old Ares had a Farm
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Posted: Sat Oct 13, 2007 11:32 am
Ha. Now it's time for subtext quotes!!! heart heart heart
I'm going to do quotes from Season 1 for right now. Wouldn't want to overwhelm the shippers. razz
Xena: "It's hard to be alone."
Gabrielle: "You're not alone."
-"Sins of the Past"
Xena: "I'll keep this[breast dagger] for the time being."
Gabrielle: "Ha! It's not like your breasts aren't dangerous enough!"
-"Dreamworker"
Xena: "Even if I had an army around me, I'd still notice you were missing."
-"Athens City Academy Of The Performing Bards"
Gabrielle: "By the Gods!"
Xena: "What is it?"
Gabrielle: "You are beautiful!"
-"Altered States"
Gabrielle: "No, look, you promise me, if something happens to me, you will not become a monster. There's only one way to end this cycle of hatred, and it's through love and forgiveness."
Xena: "Don't you go changing Gabrielle, I like you just the way you are. Go get some sleep."
Gabrielle: "No. No, you promise me."
Xena: "I promise."
-"Callisto"
Xena: "Don't mess with my friend"
Petracles: "What makes you think I am?"
Xena: "I've seen your line of seduction before, remember? Your giving her all the same looks you used on me. It's very familiar territory."
Petracles: "If you didn't have your fingers pressed against my life at the moment, I'd say you were jealous. Are you?"
Xena: "You hurt my friend and I will rip your throat out."
-"A Fistful of Dinars"
Xena: "Gabrielle, when you thought I was dead, you risked your life to try and take me back home."
Gabrielle: "It was your last wish. For all that you've given me and all the times you've saved my life, I would go to Tartarus and back just to carry it out."
-"The Greater Good"
Marmax: "She's a lovely young woman."
Xena: "Yes, she is."
-"Is There a Doctor in the House?"
And finally, my favorite scene out of the entire season 1.
Hippocrates: "She's dead."
Xena: "She's not dead. I wouldn't let her. C'mon, Gabrielle, wake up ... C'mon, wake up ... C'mon, wake up ... you're scaring me, wake up ... wake up ... Gabrielle, breathe ... C'mon ... C'mon, breath ... maybe she just needs air ... we need to get air into her lungs ... C'mon, breathe!"
Hippocrates: "Xena, stop it. She's dead now. She's in a much better place."
Xena: "Get out of my way! You don't know anything! Don't you listen to him, Gabrielle ... C'mon, I know you're in there, prove it ... you can show them ... C'mon, wake up and breath ... you never ran from anything in your whole life ... C'mon, fight!"
Marmax: "Xena."
Xena: "Fight!"
Marmax: "Xena! It's time to stop now. Let her cross over peacefully."
Xena: "What do you know, you've killed so many."
Marmax: "So have you. Let it go."
Xena: "No ... no ... C'mon, Gabrielle ... C'mon ... C'mon, don't leave me ... Don't you leave me ... Don't leave me....Don't leave me ... Wake up ... Wake up ... Wake up ..."
-"Is There a Doctor in the House"
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Posted: Sat Oct 13, 2007 7:03 pm
Joxer: (singing) Joxer the mighty, master of geography, here to guide you on your way, stick with me you'll never stray, if you're land that's new, I'm the man who'll get you through, even when you're slightly nude... I'm Joxer, Joxer the Mighty!
The Bitter Suite
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Posted: Sun Oct 14, 2007 12:20 pm
i love teh joxer song!!! eek i sing it all teh time in school mrgreen or....anywhere
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Posted: Wed Oct 17, 2007 11:13 am
Here's the single greatest Xena quote of all time!
"Ayayayayayayayayaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!"
~ Xena, every episode!
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Posted: Wed Oct 17, 2007 6:41 pm
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Posted: Fri Oct 19, 2007 2:57 pm
Autolycus: "Gabrielle, I sense that there's some pent up energy, some frustration eating at you, some unresolved desire. I can tell that you need to get..."
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Xena: "But if I can't have her, nobody's gonna have her."
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Minya: "Gabrielle, I wanted to thank you. I never would have met Polina if it wasn't for you. In fact, the two of you made me realize something deep down about myself that I guess I always knew but didn't dare admit. Yes, I'm a ... thesbian!" lol
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Xena: "Oh no, I surrender before Gabrielle."
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Posted: Tue Nov 13, 2007 6:40 pm
urchin: whuts a sfincter? domokun
married with fishsticks! blaugh
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Posted: Sun Nov 18, 2007 1:48 am
"Hold it right there. In the blink of an eye I can split the skull of anyone who moves with my trusty...shamrock!"
Meg in "Warrior...Princess...Tramp"
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Posted: Sun Nov 18, 2007 1:50 am
My all time favorite Xena quote
"Ding dong, the b***h is dead."
Ares in "Bitter Suite"
lol
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Posted: Sun Nov 18, 2007 12:22 pm
i got a meg 1 too! surprised
after gabby an xena were asleep for 25 years whee
meg: *looks at gabby* yeh kno... stare yuu kinda look like her. stare but gabrielle waznt so butch stare
livia! mrgreen
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