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 Posted: Sat Dec 27, 2014 3:33 pm
Everyone Dies
"Oh there's a ******** of battles in the third one. S'the best one I think." But of course, any conclusion was bound to be the best one provided the ending as satisfying. Everyone loved a good battle.
Her hand was still twined with Jack's as she said, "You know Shun? His fiance's a ********' giant white wolf. Bet he rides her in more ways than one." She snickered at her own joke, because it was hilarious. "I wonder if they're married yet," she said dreamily.Quote: Frodo and Samwise are taken to Ranger's leader, Faramir. To prevent Gollum being killed by Faramir's hunters, Frodo reveals Gollum's presence and the creature is captured. Learning of Frodo's Ring, Faramir orders that it be sent to Gondor.
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Posted: Sat Dec 27, 2014 3:36 pm
Gandalf is Jesus
"You wanna be surrounded by dicks that badly? Damn son." But now that she was up, Chel decided she wanted a beer to celebrate. "Can you imagine Noemi surrounded by a bunch of dicks?" She laughed at the imagery and opened her fridge, wherein a six pack of the shittiest beer awaited her.
She looked at Jack and said, "You want a beer? Or you want water or somethin' 'cause of the meds? ******** if I know what they got runnin' through you."
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Posted: Sat Dec 27, 2014 3:39 pm
Everyone Dies
He turned his head a little to her. "Shun is...from Penumbra, right?" Jack's brow raised at the image Chel planted in his head and rolled his eyes. "God damn it, is that what you spend time thinking about? Halloween sex, really?" The movie was forgotten for a moment to display his disgust.
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Posted: Sat Dec 27, 2014 3:48 pm
Gandalf is Jesus
With a laugh he said, "She'd faint just before getting gangraped, I bet. I'd record that s**t for posterity alone." Some girls, they just needed a d**k forced in them before they grew up and quit being such a wet blanket.
"Uh, get me one too, didn't really take anything today." He had been expecting alcohol to get involved one way or another. "If anything happens, he'll take care of it."
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Posted: Sat Dec 27, 2014 3:49 pm
Everyone Dies
"What?" she shot back. "S'not like I'd ever do one, but why's it weird to think they ******** over there too?"
She got that sarcastic look on her face and gasped. "Oh s**t don't tell me you didn't know? Well when a mommy werewolf and a daddy werewolf love each other very much ..."
The movie might have been forgotten, but it was just Gollum shenanigans. Anyone could do with less Gollum in their life.
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Posted: Sat Dec 27, 2014 3:53 pm
Gandalf is Jesus
"That's ******** up. What's wrong with you?" It was said more of a passing comment than anything particularly scolding in nature. Still, it wasn't a joke either. "That's it, you're not invited to the d**k party."
She slouched back over the couch and took his hand again, cracking open her bottle and discarding the cap on the ground.
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Posted: Sat Dec 27, 2014 3:56 pm
Tits
"There she is," Chel said, pointing at Arwen with the hand still wrapped around her bottle. "Oh yeah, this s**t's sad."Quote: In Rivendell, Elrond convinces Arwen to abandon her love for Aragorn by telling her of a vision wherein he foretells Aragorn's death and Arwen's longevity. She leaves the lands for her safety.
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Posted: Sat Dec 27, 2014 4:01 pm
Everyone Dies
"It's weird as ******** if you're picturing a humanoid and a wolf ********," Jack argued. "That's the realm of fanfiction where it should stay."
As for her sass, Chel got a shove in response.
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Posted: Sat Dec 27, 2014 4:06 pm
Gandalf is Jesus
Wiggling his eyebrows felt like an appropriate enough answer to her question.
"Don't you mean I've solidified my place as a worthy d**k party invitee?" Jack asked, stroking the underside of her thumb with his.
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Posted: Sat Dec 27, 2014 4:11 pm
Tits
"Mm." He was stretched out more on the couch, the beer almost finished. Jack considered getting a second one, but he didn't want to move as long as Arwen was on the screen. Rather than his usual commentary, he stayed quiet as the scene with her father played out.
He broke the contemplative silence on his end eventually with, "Still a babe."
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Posted: Sat Dec 27, 2014 4:16 pm
Everyone Dies
"... You know she got a humanoid form too, right? They all do." She rolled her eyes and said, "Okay shh Tensy's gettin' pissed."
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Posted: Sat Dec 27, 2014 4:22 pm
Tits
"Such a babe." Chel had the same predatory look that Jack had. "You think her a** is just as good? Y'can't really tell with all their flowy a** robes, y'know?"
She was very specifically avoiding the point of the scene, the fact that Arwen was discarding her love. Even moreso when Aragorn had his dream and gave the evenstar necklace back to Arwen. It hit a little too close to home.
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Posted: Sat Dec 27, 2014 4:39 pm
More Trees
"Woop there he is," Chel said, bottle emptied and on the ground by now. "God they can't even wait a movie, just gotta get the Jesus s**t right up front."
Then Treebeard came onscreen and she fell silent for the forested beings in the room.Quote: In Rohan, Aragorn washes up on a river bank and makes his way to Helm's deep. In Fangorn forest, Merry, Pippin, Treebeard and other Ents hold a council to decide on the role of the Ents in the war with Saruman.
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Posted: Sat Dec 27, 2014 4:57 pm
Tits
"Probably fanart you can look for to satisfy your curiosity," Jack commented without looking away from the screen. "Or maybe n***s. Everyone has n***s."
He was aware of the meaning of the scene but detached from it unlike Chel. It wasn't a real separation, not if they were having it happen in the second movie; no, he was pretty sure they'd get back together in the third film, and this was just to add drama until then. At least this wasn't nearly as awkward as the scene from the first film...
As Aragorn returned the necklace, however, he pointedly cut in with, "Nude fanart, there you go," like it had only then just occurred to him to combine the two. He understood Chel was a little empathetic about this, even if he didn't see the point. So he offered a stupid distraction.
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Posted: Sat Dec 27, 2014 5:08 pm
More Trees
Jack plopped back on the couch with two more beers, regardless of if Chel wanted a second; it was going to get taken by one of them either way. "Well, at least they're not bothering with pretense," he said as he set one on the ground and popped the other open. "We about to get some action soon?"
Then the ents came on again and Owain was fanboying away in his head. "Any reason they talk so slowly?"
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