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1)you can spit toothpicks at knives and knock them out of the way.

2)if you poke people 64 times in the right plases, they wont move.

3)with a series of hand movements you can create a pet.

4)if you have a funny tatoo on your stomic then you probly have the spirt of a gigantic animal in side you.

^_^ I learned:

1] What usuratonkachi means
2] If someone just won't wake up, headbutt 'em!
3] Stabbing somone in the booty with yer fingers just isn't nice
4] Ramen can be eaten at all times of the day [though that's obvious]
5] You can get bitten in the neck, have a curse placed on you, and still sleep soundly
6] Don't trust people with scarily long tongues ^_^
7] Stupidity and clumsiness aren't always bad

Okay, and now for serious ones:

8] Protect in what you believe in
9] Never lose hope
10] OBEY TEH RAMEN!

^.^;; Sorry, had to throw that in there...

im taking japanese cause of japanese. i learned all types of jutsus as well^.^ *SEXY NO JUTSU*

lol! no kidding! sweatdrop 3nodding

It was saying "aho(u)". Which means idiot or a**, depending on the translation.

Someone can be a complete a*****e and utterly cheap and still be worshipped by hundreds of fangirls.

Gaara would have had his a** whooped several times if it weren't for that stupid sand.

Chouji is awesome.

You can be lazy and still make Chuunin.

Naruto has some of the best BGM in anime.

I can't say I learned Japanese. I already knew alot of words.
-Hair can defy gravity. *cough*Kakashi*cough*Sasuke*cough*
-Phycopathic people are amazingly hawt. *cough*Gaara*cough*
-You know that loser at school? Yeah, he actually has a demon inside him and can whip ya a** any day.
-Be lazy. You're actually smart.
-Trust no one. You'll only get betrayed.
-That black haired cool guy at school is evil. Avoid. Yet be drawn to him anyway.
-Ebilness is teh cool.
-Ramen pwns.
-You don't need a tattoo to have a demon inside you.
-With hand seals and chakra, you can summon a giant frog.
-Don't jump on the desk of that cool guy. You'll only get your face knocked into his. But then again, maybe you should.

- Puppies can talk if they really try.

- The funnier you look, the more a** you kick.

- Fire techniques NEVER WORK.

- If you're in a place called The Forest of Death and you're getting owned by a guy with a tongue longer than his forearm, run like hell.

- The more confident you are, the more inner strength your opponent is going to call on to smite you.

- Props are deadly.

- Don't go into the fog.

- If your two predesessors are called back from the dead by a mad scientist that wants to overthrow you, do not hesitate to summon your expanding diamond monkey friend.

- If you fight one girl, you have to fight them all.

- Don't mess with perverts. *coughJiraiyaKakashiNarutoSabutoricough*