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 Posted: Sat Apr 06, 2013 8:24 pm
"It doesn't? Well I'm ******** then." Rep said with a smirk. "Also I'm a hunter too, and I say goldilocks can do whatever he wants as long as we find this s**t out. Rank ******** tug-o-war."
He was counting on there being another bloodbath in this room before the day was out.
"And his a** is nothing to write home about." he amended.
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Posted: Sat Apr 06, 2013 8:24 pm
"A trainee that could break you in half." Lex mumbled. He was too tired for this crap.
Whoever said his a** was nice...well, thumbs up to them.
As for Rep? Well, Rep was well versed in a**... but Lex didn't mind. Ami seemed to like it well enough.
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Posted: Sat Apr 06, 2013 8:24 pm
Madeline somehow managed to get there sooner or later while reading a book in Latin on some ancient (most likely fictional) retelling of a war that involved an ogre, a witch, a one-eyed pig, and a sooth-saying hag that sounded much like she imagined Ami on a bad day.
She was so involved in her read that she walked into the room, stomped all over Lex's body (how did that get on the ground anyways?) and ran right into Ami's pretty boobs with her hands.
Somehow.
Somehow.
"Good afternoon, Ami." She purred in her most licentious voice.
Game, set, match.
Or something like that.
( I AM FULL OF USEFUL POSTS)
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Posted: Sat Apr 06, 2013 8:25 pm
"Excuse me Marcus." Dakota sighed at Marcus, "I am being friendly to Saya." He reached over to ruffle the smaller trainee's hair instead.
Okay Table logo....
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Posted: Sat Apr 06, 2013 8:26 pm
"This is not the time or the place for bickering." Leon spoke up, having to be the voice of beltless reason. "we are here on different matters like a** reviews, then take it outside."
Meanwhile, he was feeling the wall with his one free hand for a switch panel, be it on the surface or hidden.
groping that wall.
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Posted: Sat Apr 06, 2013 8:27 pm
Lex groaned pathetically.
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iStoleYurVamps
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Posted: Sat Apr 06, 2013 8:27 pm
"Rep shhhhhhhhhhh." Solia shhh'd him. "His a** is pretty good. The best a**... Stephen." She sighed. "Though Jason's butt is the cutest." Her face was one of bliss. She might have been thinking about it.
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Posted: Sat Apr 06, 2013 8:28 pm
Giving Solia a brief smile as she tagged along, he turned back to the problem at hand, which seemed to just get more complicated. Deryk wasn't able to pick the screws, and Lex's shooting didn't even phase them. Right now everyone seemed to be trying to the controls to the AC. "I think theres a piece of paper inside...or, somewhere inside." He said to Ami as he bent down to look at the warped metal, standing back up with a sigh. His sword was summoned (ignoring Marcus call for no weapon summoning for now as he only had a sword and not a bazooka or giant axe), He tried to wedge the end of his blade down into the hole so he could pry the grate off by forceFor now he was trying to ignore the arguments about ranks and asses, though he did glance over his shoulder worriedly at the Solia and Melvin. That was until Solia mentioned his cute a**, and he nearly choked, quickly turning back to the grate. Nope, nope he didn't hear that.
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Posted: Sat Apr 06, 2013 8:29 pm
Ami was about to retort Melvin when she heard the stupidity coming from Solia's mouth.
"Solia, do you see a thermostat anywhere in the room? This place has been barred off and abandoned." It was like talking to a kindergartner. A really dumb kindergartner.
She sighed and looked to Lex, who was being a bit of a sore loser about the whole thing. "Simmer down, both of you," she said with a laugh. "No need to fight for my hand," she said with an eye roll. "For the record, you're both trainees."
Considering this whole grate search had been rather debunct, she instead turned to the table group, who seemed to be having more progress. "So what are we-"
Ami's own glaive was summoned the moment ANYBODY touched her boobs. It was a kneejerk reaction, unfortunately, which ended up with Madeline on the ground and a blade two inches from her neck. She blinked in recognition as it turned out to be Madeline. The glaive disappeared and Ami blushed in embarrassment. "Don't do that."
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Posted: Sat Apr 06, 2013 8:30 pm
"There is no excuse for you." He figured this was as good a time as ever to toss the took kit from his coat onto the table. That he'd gotten when he left then came back. "Screwdriver, pliers- The standard."
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iStoleYurVamps
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Posted: Sat Apr 06, 2013 8:30 pm
"He wasn't flirting, I'm sure!" Saya was pretty sure Dakota went for all the older and beautiful women because he was a man with lots of infinite experience. She seemed to be mildly surprised as Dakota's hand ruffled the top of her head, by the way her hands linked together and her wide teal eyes.
But then she smiled a little bit, recalling she hadn't been petted since she was a little girl.
*__*
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Posted: Sat Apr 06, 2013 8:31 pm
And then there was Pasha.
Pasha who had been desperately trying to rehabilitate Kublai Khan the Lucky Bamboo plant, and had thus far found herself coming up short on how to save her poor and unfortunate plant.
How this had anything to do with her finding her way to the currently investigated room was up to ones creative imagination; but by the time she got there, she was balancing one book on plants on her head and viciously scribbling notes into a notebook that looked like it was about to spontaneously combust.
She was so invested in this that she walked straight into Marcus, and in a desperate attempt to right her wrong, twisted and ran smack into a wall.
"O-oops." She mumbled.
If she had to turn around and face the whole class, she was going to commit seppuku then and there.
So she just buried her face in her notebook and inched as far into the corner as she could go.
If anyone was in need of a human punching bag, the perfect candidate had just walked into the room.
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Posted: Sat Apr 06, 2013 8:35 pm
"Yes ma'am." The trainee droned, giving Melvin a sidelong look. He probably owed him an apology...later.
For now, he'd right the wrong he did to the grate. Grabbing a pair of pliers from Marcus' toolkit, Lex began to pry at the grate's vents in an attempt to make a whole wide enough for someone to get a hand through.
He was probably focusing in so much to block off the jealous he had a Madeline's 'accidental' grope.
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Posted: Sat Apr 06, 2013 8:37 pm
While the topic of asses were being brought up, Melvin just looked over at the trainee. "I'm shaking in fear." He said in the flattest, most monotone voice he could expertly preform, which was pretty good.
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Posted: Sat Apr 06, 2013 8:37 pm
Madeline blinked owlishly up at Ami from her new position on the floor.
"Hello to you too." She chirped in mild, fairly devious amusement. Her hands were lifted in front of her chest to show her supposed innocence, and she wiggled the tips of her fingers at Ami with a broad grin.
"Sorry, I didn't mean to. Really. Seriously." She lowered her voice into a whisper. "But you have lovely assets, if you catch my drift. Damn." Vaulting gracefully back to her feet (which happened to be on top of Lex's pathetic butt before she stepped off of him), Madeline stretched her arms out to either side in a "ta-da!" sort of moment.
"So what's up? What are we investigating now? I hope its better than the book I was reading - " She paused, pondering, "the only good parts, after all, where when Medieval Ami the sooth-saying hermit and the cow that seemed somehow like Lex - " She nudged the trainees corpse affectionately, "were trying to puzzle out why a body just combusted on their front porch. "
Shut.
Up.
Madeline.
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