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Syusaki rolled 2 10-sided dice:
9, 10
Total: 19 (2-20)
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 Posted: Wed Mar 21, 2012 11:07 pm
More frowning. “Why can’t we just share the pizza? I can barely remember the last time I had some decent pizza.” Also the smell was beginning to become really tantalizing.
Wilson’s brief attempt at making peace ended when she kicked him back in the legs. He was hungry. Allan was weird. He wanted pizza. He set down the pizza and pushed Tori on the shoulders like the mature man he was.
HP: 31/50
Damage: 13
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its me debz rolled 2 8-sided dice:
3, 2
Total: 5 (2-16)
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Posted: Wed Mar 21, 2012 11:07 pm
Clerise fell off the guy as he laughed on the ground, laughing delightedly.
"Tell me! What the ******** is the bank!"
hp// 18
dmg// 0
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demon_pachabel rolled 2 10-sided dice:
4, 10
Total: 14 (2-20)
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Posted: Wed Mar 21, 2012 11:08 pm
"It hasn't been too much for me to handle yet." Cass countered with another squeeze of her hand, grinning. "YooooouuuuuuuuuuuuUUuuuuu, just might have your hands full with meeeeee thooouguuuuuhhh.." she slurred, leaning up to kiss him.
They totally were having the least violent battle ever.HP: 22/50 Damage: 8
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Posted: Wed Mar 21, 2012 11:08 pm
Her rage receding, Clarice took this opportunity to rethink the wisdom of attacking Allan. Ever. No matter what. Answer: nothing was worth the level of hurt and frustration, and he hadn't even started singing yet or even brought out the neko mimi.Seeing movement in the bushes, Clarice quietly stalked through the shrubbery. Suddenly she pounced, and there was a sharp, masculine cry. Moments later, Clarice emerged, a skinny geek in a gold thong under one arm, several pizzas in the other. ((outie))
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iloveyouDIE rolled 2 10-sided dice:
5, 3
Total: 8 (2-20)
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Posted: Wed Mar 21, 2012 11:09 pm
"If you win, I'll tell you." He coughed between laughs. He started to jab at her with his own fingers. TICKLE FIGHT!
HP: 27 / 50
Dmg: 2
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Posted: Wed Mar 21, 2012 11:09 pm
It had been a nice, long time, with lots of ridiculous fighting over pizza having occurred, before Robert eventually emerged onto the grounds and witnessed the carnage before him. There were pizza boxes everywhere. Slices thrown to the ground. People were wrestling each other for the right to eat; and Robert had to wonder what, exactly he'd missed out on.
So he found a nice, clean spot of ground, settled in, and put his chin in his hands, watching as his fellow Hunters fought each other for pizza.
Human kind was awesome.
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its me debz rolled 2 8-sided dice:
8, 7
Total: 15 (2-16)
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Posted: Wed Mar 21, 2012 11:10 pm
"Ok fi--"
And then Bix was tickling her. She SCREAMED and laughed at the same time, flailing like a madwoman. Apparently, the pale guy found one of her few EXTREMELY ticklish spots-- and she accidentally whacked him in the eye in the process. "JESUS GIVE A GIRL SOME ******** WARNING oh my ******** GOD."
The impact is lessened by riotous laughter.
hp// 18 - 2 = 16
dmg// 15 - 6 = 9
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naggeela rolled 2 8-sided dice:
6, 6
Total: 12 (2-16)
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Posted: Wed Mar 21, 2012 11:13 pm
Tori stumbled backward as she tried to catch herself from Wilson pushing her on the shoulders as she total failed and fell to the ground, being drunk didn’t help with her balance one bit. “You should have asked if you wanted some instead of just taking,” she replied as she tried to get up but the ground was spinning and she had landed hard too. After a few more tries she got back up and gave Wilson a shove on his shoulders to see how it felt to him as she swayed back and forth some. Hp: 23 Damage: 6 Target: Wilson
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iloveyouDIE rolled 2 10-sided dice:
2, 7
Total: 9 (2-20)
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Posted: Wed Mar 21, 2012 11:14 pm
"Ow.. haha.. ow.. goddammit.." Bix clutched the side of his head and pretty much just flailed his other arm wildly at her. He didn't know what he was grabbing, squeezing or poking. As long as she wasn't getting the pizza!
HP: 18 / 50
Dmg: 3
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bipolar bee rolled 2 8-sided dice:
2, 5
Total: 7 (2-16)
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Posted: Wed Mar 21, 2012 11:14 pm
A single crystalline tear dribbled down Sasha's cheek. " I don't look like a grandma," she almost sobbed. "And you're just.. y-you're just jealous! Of... of... my fabulous body!" Candace had even said she had a cute figure! "You potty-mouth!" Target: Harrison HP: 19/40 DMG: 1
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its me debz rolled 2 8-sided dice:
6, 7
Total: 13 (2-16)
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Posted: Wed Mar 21, 2012 11:14 pm
"You wanna go to the rodeo, dude, you better be ready to ride."
{[ Are you, in fact, implying, that you are a bull? Really? ]}
Ignoring her exasperated weapon, Clerise poked at his sides relentlessly, managing to jab her finger in that one obnoxious place in between the rib bones that was always kind of too ticklish for its own good.
hp// 16 - 2 = 14
dmg// 13 - 6 = 7
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Posted: Wed Mar 21, 2012 11:15 pm
She'd been defeated. And had a few new bruises to add to the continuously growing collection of them.
"You may have won this time, Batbutt, but I'll get you next time!" Fini called after him, groaning as she stood up and leaned against a wall. ******** this! He could have the damn pizza! She'd go take a small slice of cake and forget it even happened! Quite literally.
Scowling at his retreating figure - that disappeared into the night~ - Fini sighed and headed back to the slumber party. Her mission had been a failure.
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iloveyouDIE rolled 2 10-sided dice:
7, 8
Total: 15 (2-20)
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Posted: Wed Mar 21, 2012 11:18 pm
Bix squeeeeaaaaaled like a little girl. "No fair no fair!!"
He rolled and writhed and then managed to twist and flail enough that he'd kicked out and hit her solidly enough. He panted, feeling like the cavalcade had stopped finally.
"I was going.. to make some sort of.. dirty comment about riding..." he panted. "But I couldn't think of anything." he admitted. The albino's head rolled to the side. "Good show. You win....... 1 piece of pizza."
Bix pushed himself up, opened his box, and gave Clerise a single squished slice of pie.
"It's the spank bank by the way." He wiggled his brows, made the 'Call Me Sometime' fingers, and ran off.
HP: 11 / 50
Dmg: 9
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Toshihiko Two rolled 2 10-sided dice:
7, 8
Total: 15 (2-20)
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Posted: Wed Mar 21, 2012 11:19 pm
"Potty-mouth, who even ******** says that any more. Fabulous, hell." Let Harrison tell you about fabulous, "You got the body of a grandma and the vocabulary of a toddler. It's not cute, it's just ******** embarrassing. And this Mister Man is going to go enjoy his pizza that he found fair and square like a goddamn adult, you pizza-stealing piece of s**t."
And then Harrison stole the pizza.
Target: Sasha
HP: 35/50
DMG: 9
(ABSCOND)
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Posted: Wed Mar 21, 2012 11:21 pm
"YOU ARE A JERK AND I HATE YOU," Clerise gasped, whining, flopping onto the ground. She eyed the pizza with a sniffle, pouting.
She was twenty four and she was going to pout unless she got some PIZZA, damnit.
Fortunately, Bix took pity upon her. She gleefully sprung up, blowing Bix a kiss as he absconded, running back to Clarice's room to EAT before she got squished again.
[ exit - TEMPORARILY !@#! ]
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