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iStoleYurVamps
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 Posted: Fri Mar 23, 2012 2:53 pm
He was suddenly leery. Why was Michael trying to smug up to him? He- Oh.
Ohhh right.
A laugh ripped out of him. "s**t, yeah, take a few. Cheese or meat I got like, magical combo box." He looked over at Harrison, Jerry, and Rep. "If any of you guys get s**t faced you realize that it's fair game to take pictures of the dumb s**t you do right?"
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Posted: Fri Mar 23, 2012 3:00 pm
"What did I ******** tell you about that," Harrison asked. Ugh. Harry. He poured Jerry a helping, handing him the glass.
"If you want a mixer you're going to have to roll the dice with the fridge back there."
He smirked at Marcus.
"I woulda thought you had enough pictures on your phone, but knock yourself out." He knocked back some of the Cucumber Vodka Concoction.
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iStoleYurVamps
iStoleYurVamps
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Posted: Fri Mar 23, 2012 3:18 pm
The water bottle was thrown at Harrison's head. "NO. Just- no. We are NOT going there I just- Nononono I swear Harrison I will cut you that abomination is from Julie and you know what she had?"
He shuddered. "I get a 4 am mission and I show up get locked in and on the floor you know what me and Dakota got to see?" Another shudder. "Gay porn. Gay porn everywhere. Animated. Gay. Porn." He eyed the vodka. "........"
It suddenly felt 10x more appealing.
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Posted: Fri Mar 23, 2012 3:21 pm
Rep snorted mid swig of the searing burning tonic that was straight vodka and smirked at Marcus
"Don't lie, you liked it. The constant girlfriend stuff is way too intense to not be a cover up."
He was in his ******** element here, booze in hand, he could conquer the world. He did remember to make grabby hands at Harrison though in hopes of getting the bottle back. Even the king of the world had to make nice sometimes.
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Posted: Fri Mar 23, 2012 3:22 pm
Unfortunately, the vodka had been shared with Jerry, and he had eagerly swallowed his glass as though it was nothing more than a refreshing cool glass of water, although there was a punctuated hissing gasp of pleasure. "Ohhh that's lovely..." Without asking this time, he eagerly reached to try to snag the bottle away from the moon hunter. "Mixing is for... people who don't like the taste of alcohol." AKA pussies.
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Posted: Fri Mar 23, 2012 3:34 pm
"Hey Rep, hey, remember that time out on the training fields? Good times man, good times. Dis remembers them fondly."
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iStoleYurVamps
iStoleYurVamps
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Posted: Fri Mar 23, 2012 3:50 pm
Harrison knew disdain when he heard it. So he didn't chug an entire glass of the stuff, so sue him.
"Oh, well la-tee-HEY."
The bottle, still half-full, bullseyed the back of his head. B0nez kept it from really clocking him one. But it was hard to be mad when Marcus's face was stricken with absolute horror while recounting his gay porn adventure.
He smirked, and then he grinned, and then he just couldn't help busting up laughing.
"Hell, I just thought it was a drawing," Harrison said, wiping the tears from his eyes, "I didn't...hahaha, I didn't know you watched Gay Cartoon Porn with Dakota at 4AM."
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Posted: Fri Mar 23, 2012 3:58 pm
While Harrison was distracted by cranial water problems, Jerry carefully eased the Vodka bottle out of his hand, smiling happily as he refreshed his glass. Look at him, behaving and not going straight for the bottle. "Yes, this is turning out to be a good party, definitely."
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iStoleYurVamps
iStoleYurVamps
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Posted: Fri Mar 23, 2012 3:58 pm
"******** you Harrison we didn't watch s**t. Julie grabbed us and-" He scowled.
"Nope. That's it. I am done. Long story short Julie likes animated gay porn and I think it's Allan's fault."
Dis was in the back of his head cracking up.
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Posted: Fri Mar 23, 2012 3:59 pm
Rep swigged what was left of his drink with a sigh of delight before even tuning his attention to Marcus, fighting the rage that the other man's comment had got going in him. It was so much harder to resist the urge to punch someone when you had a good bit of vodka slowly easing its way around your system.
"Yeah man, blame your weapon, we both know you enjoyed it more. You just ******** /wish/ it wasn't just a fight."
He smirked at Harrison's comment, the guy just grew in his estimation. "Yeaaah. I wasn't aware of that either, wasn't something I needed to know like, ever but sharing kind of guy I guess."
His attention did drift to the quantity in his glass getting a little low and he let his gaze drift to Jerry who had just edged right back onto the shitlist for stealing the bottle. He didn't ask, simply held out the glass challengingly. "Top it off or hand it over." If this was going to come down to alcohol power games, he was willing to play them.
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iStoleYurVamps
iStoleYurVamps
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Posted: Fri Mar 23, 2012 4:22 pm
"...." Closing his eyes Marcus seemed to be listening to his weapon.
"Weird, you know I keep my promises, and with how you keep seeming to want me to do it to you again..."
Should have asked him how it felt to be the bottom b***h
Dis, at this point, I have lost all my ******** style="color: darkblue">Yeah you put them into Cass
.....well played.
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Posted: Fri Mar 23, 2012 4:38 pm
Harrison gave Rep a sympathetic nod, and stopped laughing long enough to drain some more from the glass.
"Stabbed you in the sensitives too, huh? ...No, okay, go back, you gotta tell this story proper. You, Allan, Dakota, and Julie are in a closet looking at gay porn..."
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iStoleYurVamps
iStoleYurVamps
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Posted: Fri Mar 23, 2012 4:55 pm
He groaned, wishing the 'event' had never happened. "Fine. If I tell you the story Harrison you're taking my underwater outpost duty for the next week. Deal?"
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Posted: Fri Mar 23, 2012 5:02 pm
"I'm busy next week," Harrison said. "Week after that though, you've got yourself a deal."
Jordan was probably about the only other person that knew why the week after next was ideal for volunteering to do other people's chores.
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iStoleYurVamps
iStoleYurVamps
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Posted: Fri Mar 23, 2012 5:10 pm
Marcus relented. "Fine, but if you d**k out man, all bets are off, I'll tell Julie you really want to try her cakes of some s**t." Pulling out his phone he began the slew of messages. Quote: She called us up at 4am but then locked us in her room when we arrived. Gay porn all over floor Quote: She wanted to draw and then told us we had 2b models and then forced us to pose Quote: like lit force her grip is crazy strong idek Quote: it was awkward as balls and Dakota rly kept trying to beg out of it Quote: then she got mad cuz she couldn't draw so she made us take off out shirts and coats Quote: No posing but so it was easier I did debate jumping out of window Quote: long story short Julie likes gay cartoon porn and is crazy and I should have jumped out of window
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