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 Posted: Sun Mar 30, 2014 8:49 pm
Because she is a sexy warrior lady with twin swords.
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Posted: Sun Mar 30, 2014 9:04 pm
Because he caught me at an awkward time and I needed to do something to keep him silent.
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Posted: Wed Apr 16, 2014 2:32 am
Because he tied me up in scarf and made me.
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Posted: Sun Apr 27, 2014 4:07 am
Because no one else would.
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Posted: Tue May 06, 2014 11:43 pm
Love Renewed Because no one else would. Don't worry, I'll marry both of you. mrgreen
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Posted: Tue May 06, 2014 11:44 pm
Because she is kind, intelligent, beautiful, and kick-a**. biggrin
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Posted: Tue May 06, 2014 11:54 pm
Great Lakes haze Love Renewed Because no one else would. Don't worry, I'll marry both of you. mrgreen Awe heart Are you calling yourself kind, intelligent, beautiful, and kick-a** or me? xd And because she hypnotized me.
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Posted: Wed May 07, 2014 3:29 am
Love Renewed Great Lakes haze Love Renewed Because no one else would. Don't worry, I'll marry both of you. mrgreen Awe heart Are you calling yourself kind, intelligent, beautiful, and kick-a** or me? xd And because she hypnotized me. You, of course. *hypnotically* You are getting verrry verrrrrry sleeeeeepy..... biggrin
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Posted: Wed May 07, 2014 3:31 am
Great Lakes haze You, of course. *hypnotically* You are getting verrry verrrrrry sleeeeeepy..... biggrin *Falls asleep on you in a daze.* Yes all mighty great Mistress?
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Posted: Sun May 11, 2014 10:33 pm
Love Renewed Great Lakes haze You, of course. *hypnotically* You are getting verrry verrrrrry sleeeeeepy..... biggrin *Falls asleep on you in a daze.* Yes all mighty great Mistress? *catches you so you don't end up on the floor, and speaks commandingly* You will go to the cafeteria, buy us a couple of smoothies, and bring them back -- you know that flavor, Berry Explosion? -- blueberries, raspberries, and acai berries. Later, you will have no memory of this incident. *Haze looks a little guilty, scrambles through her wallet -- heath food kiosk goodies cost an arm and a leg these days! -- pushes $15 into your hand, and smiles encouragingly*
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Posted: Sun May 18, 2014 10:43 am
I married her because she pays for everything.
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Posted: Wed May 21, 2014 1:03 am
I married her because she has no idea what a cheapskate I really am. biggrin
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Posted: Sun Jun 01, 2014 4:27 pm
I married her because of the elegance she bears. And because she has a unicorn that I can taunt my friend with.
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Posted: Mon Jun 02, 2014 3:37 am
I married him because he looked so cute going around all the time peeking out over that red scarf that covers half his face.
Besides, my unicorn liked him and wanted to spend time with him.
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Posted: Sat Jun 07, 2014 4:45 am
I married her because of how sparkley she is. Shiny...
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