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Dakota would've felt apolegetic really, honestly he would. But learning upon the news that there was males in females plus nice racks?

He grinned at the cookies being shoved down his throat comment from one of Femme's and shrugged. After the mission they'd be back in their normal bodies again. He licked his fang again, somehow oddly fascinated with the tooth before making a small yelp as Ryan grabbed his hair and shimmied up him.

"Ow, Dammit Ryan, you could've at least crawled up normally." He grumbled at he lifted up the small Racoon...girl...boy. Grinning though as the small hands rested on his head. "How's the view pipsqueak?" His eye's could see farther in the golem vampire body but...that was about it.

He looked down at Kat though before grinning again. "So many Kitty Kat jokes."



"But I'll refrain. Nice to meet you Kat, regardless of the small fear that you might chop off my balls, in which case, I will be on my best behavior." He nodded somberly at her, shaking the small Ryan on top of his head.

"Oh Sorry Wilson, I was distracted by the bosoms of two female golems." He tried not cat call at Otto, it was Otto right the boy from the Sahara desert mission who was in one of the bodies wasn't it? Practice his heel walking. No it was better now that Caelius was off doing well, whatever the man did. Tucking the gun in under his arm, he looked somberly at Wilson too. "Are you sure you don't want to be carried princess style? You only get to experience it once." He laughed at the little stamp of the foot and shrugged, "A Princess Wilson. I think the names are suiting though, especially if we need alias's." His ears perked at some of the older Trainee's mentioning that. If he had to, he could come up with something ridiculous.



Sounds like a vampire name.

Cass laughed. "Just shoot 'em all in the ankles. Leg attacks are a viable option. I'm lucky to not have a scar from Caelius doing it to me." she reached down to pat her leg before pausing, realizing the healing mark on her leg wasn't on this body. Phooey.

Still..

"A scope wouldn't be a bad idea, but really aiming is a matter of....." she trailed off, trying to find the part of her brain that aimed Nicodemus. Somehow, it was nowhere to be found. The tonberry chuckled.

That's my job, Cassandra. Haven't you noticed? Cass baffled for a moment. "Well, sometimes you gotta aim a little bit to the left or right based on the wind and stuff like that. So it doesn't just go 'straight' all the time."

As nice as that would have been.

Ryan chuckled at both Kat and Wilson, before looking down at Dakota, shrugging.

"Better than before." He admitted, before tightening his grip on the taller golem, claws digging in slightly. "You can cut the pipsqueak comments though, thank you." He grumbled and loosened his grip again.

"Pass me those would you?" He/she asked, pointing towards the cloaks and the relic traps.

Tumors? That was a good way to describe them. Amusing. Otto actually managed a smirk.

"I-I can do it.." Otto grumbled. He didn't need her arm like a toddler learning to walk! Harrumph. However, he was still clinging to her arm.

"Got it." He grunted. Any chance he got he would be kicking these boots off. "How do these things even come off?" Thigh highs always seemed so sexy on girls. Wearing them for himself now? Made him disillusioned to woman's clothing choices.

Otto let go of Eva's arm, turned and tried to walk back to where they'd been. Walk on toes, walk on toes... Was it wrong he felt proud of himself for not tripping again?

Kat near glared at Dakota as he bean about Cat jokes. If he did, she would surely attack something he would definitely be upset about losing--golem or no. "Good." Trying to move about with as much dignity she could gather in this..golem, she craned her neck to look at Ryan again. He just had to be sitting on the shoulders of a ******** giant. "No laughing up there! I will find a rock and throw it at you!"

Keeping her hands up in the air until Wilson bent over to scoop her up, she struggled to keep from slipping out of his hands at first. Damn tiny golems..such a pain. She felt like a rag doll. When he finally managed hold her up, she settled into his arms. "If anything--its comfy." She smiled, swinging her legs back and forth gently, careful not to kick Wilson or make him lose his grip and drop her.

"Not as easy as it looks, is it?" Eva couldn't help but laugh, imagining that Otto may have learned a little more respect for women now that he was spending some time in their shoes.

Hahaha, get it? In their shoes? He was wearing heels?

Reine was rubbing off on her.

"Atta boy--er, girl?" To be honest, Eva wasn't really sure how she was supposed to refer to Otto right now. Fortunately, Chara solved her dilemma by whispering "ghoul" in her mind. "Atta ghoul, Otto! ...Ottina! Whatever your new undercover name is."

Aaand now Jerry was flirting with Deryk. Hooomooo. Robert was so out of there. At least Jerry had been walking with some relatively harmless looking golems, though he was still holding that string of fear that one of them was..

Well.

He stepped away from Jerry and Deryk, and took the end of the trail with the group Jerry had found himself in, falling into line beside Eva. He couldn't recognize her voice, which was a relief. The golem was a large male monster, just a few inches shorter than he was - with a ridiculously female voice. He would have laughed boisterously at it, if he could. But there was no more laughter left in Robert.

His golem was simply perfect for his mood, even though he still didn't know what he looked like. This would.. be a good time to fix that.

"Oi." He nudged the guy next to him, who was clearly actually a girl, and bent in. "Do you got a mirror on you, or something reflective? What the ******** do I look like? Sorry for bugging you."

His voice sounded so dead, so lifeless, so.. perfect for the act. Without even trying.