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 Posted: Thu Jun 09, 2011 10:08 pm
Riley's laughter had reached a breaking point when something slapped her on the head, and then fell into her lap. She rose her hands up, cupping the little carrot within them, and stared as the laughter died.
Be good? She repeated, suddenly clutching the carrot tightly in one hand. Oh, you little wretched thing, I don't know how to be anything but amused right now. Is that monstrosity your doing? If so, thank you. Thank you so much. You wonderful little cretin, thank you for dressing Calder in the most horrific outfit I have ever seen anyone wear, besides the pink cupcake ghoul over there. She brushed her hand in Cady's direction loosely. It's even worse than Christof..
She bent her head slightly to look past Malodore's legs at Christof, and then straightened up quickly.
Well. Maybe just as bad.
She kept the carrot clutched in her claws, and pushed herself to stand. Her eyes immediately focused on Calder once more, but she tried to maintain her composure somewhat, this time.
Just a few wheezes of laughter escaped.
Like I said, she whispered privately to Malodore. Some people enter and are able to choose their outfits, and some.. well. There it is.
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Posted: Thu Jun 09, 2011 10:14 pm
An irate voice hissed from the closet, "It is about time, you frosty little meatsack, ne?" Was...Hellma in the..."Carry this thing to my office, you, or I will haunt you to the eternal end of nightmares, ne? Are you understanding this, ne, Snowflakuu?" Had she been in there the whole..."Little Snots and would-be Snots, they have made this thing very cramped, and so I am growing much impatient, ne?"
...
"NOW."
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Posted: Thu Jun 09, 2011 10:17 pm
Usa-pyon wasn't used to someone being shorter than her, and so she looked around, bewildered, trying to figure out who was talking... But there was no one. Which must mean:
"IT'S ATTACKING! IT'S ATTACKING US ALREADY! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO---"
... Wait. The monster didn't speak. Did it? She knew it had a very limited vocabulary, the gist of which was "FORM A CONTRACT WITH ME AND BECOME A MAGICAL GIRL".
Besides, this voice was somewhat.. manly. And... secretary-like. Ohhhhh.
"AREL-SAMA!" Bending over to match his height, Usa-pyon squeaked with excitement and... okay, no, she wasn't going to hug him.
"A forbidden magical artifact, pyon? I don't know anything about that! But look, Hellma-sama is calling for you!"
With a SHOVE, Usa-pyon pushed Arel into the closet. Awwwwwwwwwww. Maybe Hellma wanted Arel to help pick her outfit! How cute!
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Posted: Thu Jun 09, 2011 10:24 pm
Dead silence.
Followed by some sort of strange screech, what looked oddly like a tentacle, some language that was by all means not PGG (parent ghoul-guardian) related, and then some language that was more colourful than any magical girl.
Something tried to move inside the "Forbidden Magical Artifact", managed to collapse short of the closet, and then moved again. With one final desperate effort, the thing finally wrenched itself away from the closet cloth.
"That is IT. You ASKED for it." Frowny and stern face was frowny and stern. Detention to you, you-you- overgrown rabbit thing!"
The ice demon made a motion for his pen. That was odd, where did it - oh there it was. He then tried to pick it up. That's odd, where the heck were his-
- He then tried to stand up, and in a gesture of sheer grace and composure, fell right on his back, all four hooves pointing upwards, papers flying everywhere. Ensure more cursing, and possibly something about being underpaid, legs flailing uselessly in midair.
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Posted: Thu Jun 09, 2011 10:26 pm
Malodore grabbed Riley's arm and started to sidle away. Quickly.
Very quickly.
Apparently it had been pretty fortunate to escape with only a shrunken hat...
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Posted: Thu Jun 09, 2011 10:29 pm
Riley seemed hesitant to let Malodore pull her away, however. No, no, it's just starting to get good. She murmured quietly as it tugged her away. You should have seen what it did to Red earlier..
Was Arel about to - oh. Oh yes. Straight to pony. Where were the snacks when one needed them?
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Posted: Thu Jun 09, 2011 10:43 pm
A figure of amazing power and grace stepped from the closet and heaved a tired sigh before grabbing one end of the prone pony's scarf. "Always so useless, you are, ne?" It's not that she didn't like having the use of legs again, really. It was a nice break from flying about the school grounds. Really. "Perhaps I will get more use out of you this way, ne Snowflakku-kun?" As she began to drag the secre-pony off, fully ignoring the sound of him choking, she gave a small gesture toward the box. Instantly is was lifted into the air by a large, menacing shadow, which gave the the closet a few firm shakes to remove any stray students that has been in there. Once satisfied, the shadow began to carry the cursed thing off, pausing only to stare at Sparkling Magical Soldier Red. A terrible chuckle sounded throughout the area before it picked her up as well.
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Posted: Thu Jun 09, 2011 10:45 pm
Click click. Click. Click click click.
It was a soft noise, one that was present the entire time the horrific desu-desu-ne magical girl dressup was going on. None seemed to pay the gym teacher any mind though -- and that was all well for her. Quickly Red slipped the small finger-long camera back into her hidden pocket. The students didn't need to know how much blackmail and yearbook memories she managed to catch on film today. Really, they didn't.
It was just as well that she had hidden her camera by the time Shining Magical Full Moon Hellma arrived. The gym teacher flipped her hair melodramatically at the headmistress' shadow before letting out an un-Bogeyman-like squeak as it was picked up. "CANDLEJACKINGSHADOWI'MWEARINGASKIRTPUTMEDOWN!"
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Posted: Thu Jun 09, 2011 10:45 pm
Christof panicked, doing the only thing he could think of- he grabbed each tiny baby patchwork lepus by the ears before smacking their skulls together as hard s he could. The creatures sagged, unconscious or dead, who knew?
He sighed with relief, until suddenly the sounds of.... faculty came to his ears and his eyes widened anew, quickly stuffing the creatures back into his shirt and tying off the new tear holes with the ridiculous bow around his neck, huddling down in terror.
Were... they in trouble? Were they doing something wrong? He should have known! The ribbons should have been a huge give away! He gave a whine, wide eyed still and wincing (Oh god, Was... was that Calder..? No wonder they were all getting in trouble! He could feel his remaining teeth rotting from the adorable right then and there) inched his way towards Riley and Maladore. AH! She found it! Thank Fear, he could get his face fixed!
If they weren't all being sent to detention for such obscene displays of... of... adorable.
Except Calder, he deserved anything coming to him for that get up.
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Posted: Thu Jun 09, 2011 10:47 pm
"Look," Usa-pyon beamed, patting Arel-pony on the head. "Look, you grew a bit taller, pyon! You should stay like this forever, Arel-sama!"
And he couldn't complain about her being an overgrown rabbit thing, when he was an overgrown horse thing himself... except the overgrown. That would forever be impossible for poor Arel.
Letting him babble on about detention and the like, Usa-pyon inched closer to the closet, attempting to sneak a peek at Hellma... when out she stepped, in all her magical girly glory.
Usa-pyon knew the principal would set a wonderful example for everyone else! Though, all the students... and the students-to-be had transformed into beautiful magical girls, willingly or otherwise. Touched by their efforts, Usa-pyon wiped a tear from her cheek...
But then Hellma pulled on Arel's scarf, dragging him away, with the (apparently magical) closet.
And Professor Red.
Usa-pyon's heart skipped a beat. "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
YOU CAN TAKE ANYTHING BUT MY PROFESSOR RED, PYON!" Collapsing to the floor, the bunny wept tragically.
She was, however, enjoying the view.
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Posted: Thu Jun 09, 2011 11:00 pm
Malodore stared. The plague doctor hadn't ever had the, ah, the opportunity to... ah, to admire Hellma's... Hellma's anatomy.
She was, indeed, possessed of power and grace and splendid curves! Still, the outfit was not as flattering as could be wished.
"Ithinkweshouldgonow," it blurted, tugging on Riley's arm again.
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Posted: Thu Jun 09, 2011 11:04 pm
Riley, however, thought the outfit was very flattering. She could even have been looking a little too long, had Malodore not pulled her away from the sight of Hellma retreating with the box and her fellow faculty. She continued to stubbornly keep her place, going so far as to chuckle suspiciously close to giggling when Red started screeching.
Oh, Malodore. My darling Malodore. I would not move from this spot right now if wild cannon cats came to drag me away. She wrapped her arms around it's waist, and pulled it back to her. Don't worry! We're dressed appropriately, we're safe to watch the show. Aren't you the least bit curious about all of this? Look at our headmistress. She stifled another chuckle, and lifted her camera to take a picture. I'm so glad I thought to bring this..
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Posted: Thu Jun 09, 2011 11:09 pm
((ack sorry for the slowness)) Without notice Joachim was shoved into some sort of closet unexpectedly, "what... what the.." he muffled clothes where handed to him to put on. He looked at them with a disapproving glare at the fact that it looked more or less of a skirt with sleeves but nevertheless Willow did say that it was something that they had to dress up right? "Errr I don't think this is right......" he mumbled but he didn't get very far when all of the sudden the the closet began to shake and he tumbled out. Some large menacing shadow seemed to be responsible of removing it from the presences of the students. "But... my...." he remained where was on the ground not willing to get, it was far to embarrassing.  "In the name of Halloween.... can I just please go take a nap far away from here!
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Posted: Thu Jun 09, 2011 11:11 pm
Nijin shook out of his moment of dizziness to look at the ghoul that now held him. It blinked at her a few times, struggling to be free but having it's wings pinned, before it spoke. "I did not dress the sacred maiden of carrots. The power was given to her, chosen ages ago, and destined to be hers as you have no doubt been, oh great Senshi Eggplant.You must go with your fellow scout and destroy evil! TOGETHER!" It flapped it's wings, energized and very happy to see another scout to aid it's ward.
Calder on the other hand could care less about Ninjin and was hiding as best as a carrot scout could when he heard Arel come. He didn't want detention. Not in THIS getup! What made it worse was it seemed Hellma was here too. HAD been here for some time. OH JACK NO! He tried to find something large and bulky to hide behind only to spot.
"Christof, ni?" The boils face was all types of destroyed and he was wearing......well, let's say he matched everyone else. "You look horrible, ni." Came the kelpie's light, musical voice.
It was then that Hellma came out, making him wish one of those vats of hot bleach water from his last detention was around so he could burn his eyes from what he had just witnessed. But, as almost to sooth this, Arel came out looking GORGEOUS!
A pony with LOVELY HORNS!
Calder stopped and watched the secretary flail about, smiling. "Kawaiiiiiiii, ni." He said, blushing, before shaking his head. Just as if to punish him for saying such a thing, Arel was being taken away and Calder wanted to cry out just as Usa-pyon was. THE PRETTY BOIL WAS BEING TAKEN AWAY, NIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Posted: Thu Jun 09, 2011 11:13 pm
It was very quiet at the fitness booth. Too quiet. He was supposed to wait for Malodore and then let Riley know when it came, but not a single soul came by. It seemed that the desu booth not far away had all the attention right now. Something foul definitely had to be going on over there. Jericho waited and waited, but it seemed that no one was going to be coming by anytime soon. Even Christof had wandered off. Grimacing, he got up and headed on over. "What in Tiamat's s**t is going ..." His words paused as he saw... numerous students in frills and laces and skirts and sparkles. Even Riley and Demi were in them! ... And Christof too. Oh something foul was definitely going on here. Golden eyes widened at the sight of all of this and he really didn't know how to react. Best be on his way now. "Nevermind. I don't even want to know," he started while beginning to leave. Before he could get too far, several cannon cats suddenly began to run towards Riley. The dragon ended up stepping on one, and stumbled... right into the box. ... ... ... ... And this is what came out.  "Oh what in the...." he snapped while glancing down at himself, "BY THE POWER OF DICE I WILL BURN YOU DOWN!!!"
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