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rofl rofl hey im Mr.T i'll rip your cok off with my a**

What makes you a loser:I'm a 20 year old virgin.

to further drive the proverbial stake to the heart let me tell you about my first "girlfriend"


this was a girl i knew from the internet i knew her for years, and wee always talked about seeing each other before this began. anyway about the begining of last year i asked her to be my girlfriend and she said yes, things were good and for the entire time we were together we told each other that we loved each other and that we would meet each other on her birthday, she even promised to take my virginity ... i was really in love with her.

anyway a few months before her birthday i got into an accident nothing serious, but i got a few bucks, enough to go see her on her birthday (which at this point was my entire reason to stay alive, remember i loved her) and i told her that i was going to buy a ticket to go see her in san francisco, by now she told me the i was going to be the last guy she was gonna be with (i guess i turned her into a lesbian) as time passed she told me flat out that she told me flat out that the relation ship had no hope she was never going to marry (i guess i made it seem like i thought i had a chance given that at this point she told that she loved me every day) and that she only liked women, but there were 3 guys that she would marry in a heartbeat. by then i already bought a nonrefundable 2 way plane ticket to san francisco, and for some reason she still kept telling me that she loved me.


when i got there i only saw her about 3 times, each time was becouse either she was freaked out or she had to. only one time did she accually touch me ... not even a ******** hug, or a kiss on the cheek


the really sad thing is i accually thought she was in love with me.

Who wants to hear an unbeatablely gross and loseresque story?

You'll regret it... are you suuuuure?

Fine...
Once upon a time there was a little Bandit who went out to a Denny's with his friends. It was a good day... until DIARRHEA reared its ugly head unexpectantly! The sullied underpants where left on the sink in the denny's bathroom.

I'll let you fill in the details. This is a true story.

I still wonder what happened to the underwear. I bet they were given away... or used to make their awful food.

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