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 Posted: Sun Dec 12, 2010 2:16 pm
iiilovebrownies Mom:anak lu2in m0 2ng gulay.. Anak:mmaya n gngwa ko pa 2ng saranggola.. Mom:anak ng! bkt mkakain mu b ung saranggola mu?.! Anak:hndi bkt lilipad b ynggulay mu?!.. Mom:hndi.. Anak:hndi pla eh.. umayos k nay kung ayaw mung kw pliparin ko... Haha. mabait nah bata. rofl
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Posted: Sun Dec 12, 2010 2:24 pm
iChain_Athrun nakakainis ang mga bahay na yelo lng ang bnebenta... pero pag sumigaw ka ng.... "PAGBILAN!!" sumasagot pa ng.. "Ano yun?!" malamang yelo dba?! fling sari-sari store.. hehe. blaugh blaugh prang sa gM nyo lang po yan sa celfon dati ahh. :]]
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Posted: Tue Dec 14, 2010 2:35 am
iiPakzBitesize xD iChain_Athrun nakakainis ang mga bahay na yelo lng ang bnebenta... pero pag sumigaw ka ng.... "PAGBILAN!!" sumasagot pa ng.. "Ano yun?!" malamang yelo dba?! fling sari-sari store.. hehe. blaugh blaugh prang sa gM nyo lang po yan sa celfon dati ahh. :]] hahahaha.. TAMA!!! nakakatawa kasi ehh
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Posted: Wed Dec 15, 2010 7:37 pm
iChain_Athrun nakakainis ang mga bahay na yelo lng ang bnebenta... pero pag sumigaw ka ng.... "PAGBILAN!!" sumasagot pa ng.. "Ano yun?!" malamang yelo dba?! fling sari-sari store.. hehe. blaugh blaugh Lol. Haha! rofl rofl Natawa naman ako dito! XD
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Posted: Sun Dec 19, 2010 7:22 am
Ang ilong naman niya, to the left to the left!! 
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Posted: Sun Dec 19, 2010 7:36 am
Philosophy Teacher: Why do you believe in God? nakikita nyo ba siya?
Student: Hindi po!
Teacher: Hindi naman pala eh so walang God!
Sudent: Eh kayo sir, nakikita nyo ba utak nyo?
Teacher: Hindi bakit?
Student: TARA NA GUYS!! WALA NAMAN PALANG UTAK SI SIR EH!! rofl rofl rofl
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Posted: Tue Dec 21, 2010 2:05 am
BF: honey I want to buy you a gift
GF: bakit naman? eh di pa naman nten monthsary ah?
BF: Don't you know by now, it's because of the "four letter word"
GF: LOVE..!!?? *blushes*
BF: hindi yun!
GF: ha? eh anu? *confused*
BF: "SALE"
rofl tagal na neto, corny pa ...
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Posted: Tue Dec 21, 2010 2:12 am
BF: honey anu zodiac sign mu?
GF (low ang IQ): ummbakit mu tinatanung?
BF: wala lang malay mu pareho tayo
GF: ehh Ikaw muna...
BF: Cancer aq
GF (wala ng lusot): umm "pneumonia"
BF: ahehehe eh di naman yun zodiac sign eh patawa ka ah?
GF: ahaha hindi "GOITER" talaga
lol
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Posted: Tue Dec 21, 2010 7:50 am
Boyet: inay ano po ulam natin??
Nanay: tingnan mo na lang sa ref natin anak
Boyet: eh wala naman po tayo ref hindi ba??
Nanay:Eh d wala tayong ulam, anak konting utak naman!!!
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Posted: Tue Dec 21, 2010 7:52 am
Tatay:anak, gising na at kakain na tayo.. hinanda ko ang paborito mong ulam
Anak:talaga tay!!!
Tatay: hulaan mo.. may CHOP sa dulo??
Anak:aha!!! porkchop tay!! paborito ko yun eh!!!
Tatay: ketchop anak.. sige kain ka na…
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Posted: Wed Dec 22, 2010 2:20 am
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Stamina.
Stamina who?
Stamina-mina, eh-eh, waka-waka, eh-eh, stamina-mina,
walabum bala, wajaba-africa.
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Posted: Wed Dec 22, 2010 2:22 am
Knock knock?
MAY DOORBELL.
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Posted: Wed Dec 22, 2010 2:27 am
Kriminal : ui, deal or no deal? pag napatawa kita, pakakawalan mo ako dito.
Police : Ayaw, madaya ka eh, mhuka mo palang nakakatawa na eh.
Kriminal : Ayy, manok ka!, Moo moo!
Police : Adik, sige nanga!
Kriminal : Knock Knock.
Police : May doorbell ako!
Kriminal : indi, walang door bell kasi!
Police : osige, who's there?
Kriminal : U.P.
Police : U.P. Who?
Kriminal : Happy Birthday to you, Happy birth day to you,
Happy birthday, happy birthday, happy birth day to you.
Police : tange, san ung U.P.?!
Kriminal : U.P.!!! (yippe) *clap* *clap* *clap*
Police : wlang hya.
hahahahahahahahahahaha blaugh
rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl
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Posted: Wed Dec 22, 2010 2:36 am
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Fire apoy.
Fire apoy who?
IFire apoy (if i were a boy).
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