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 Posted: Fri Dec 17, 2010 8:23 pm
Granted, but the site crashes and you have nothing to do forever now.
I wish I could afford to get all my friends good presents. T^T
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Posted: Fri Dec 17, 2010 8:58 pm
granted but then no one gets one present for you.
I wish i still had faith in life...
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Posted: Fri Dec 17, 2010 9:30 pm
Granted, But It Lies To You
I Wish My Niece Would Stop Poking Me D:
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Posted: Fri Dec 17, 2010 9:34 pm
Granted, but but then she starts slapping you instead.
I wish it wasn't so yucky outside with ice and snow.
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Posted: Thu Jul 07, 2011 8:38 pm
Granted, but then the ice and snow melted and now you got puddles of water.
I wish I had a remote control that can put me in my favorite TV show.
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Posted: Sat Jul 09, 2011 12:03 pm
Granted, but your favorite show is bones and your the dead body.
I wish the cuts i just got on my legs didn't hurt so bad crying
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Posted: Sat Jul 09, 2011 12:20 pm
Granted, you now have cuts on your arms that hurt worse making the ones on your legs hurt less in comparison.
I wish pizza was free.
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Posted: Sat Jul 09, 2011 12:29 pm
granted, but now to make up for the lost money everything now costs 100x what it used to.
I wish i had more jolly ranchers
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Posted: Sat Jul 09, 2011 4:26 pm
Granted, but as soon as you reach for the first one thieves riding on giant two-headed elephants crash through your room and steal them all.
I wish two weeks would go by sooner!
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Posted: Sun Jul 10, 2011 9:44 pm
Granted but then everything after stays extremely slow.
I wish I had long hair again...
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Posted: Thu Jul 14, 2011 1:20 pm
granted, but now it won't stop growing and you can't cut or wash it.
I wish i woke up earlier.
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Posted: Thu Jul 21, 2011 2:52 pm
Granted, but you did get some much needed rest.
I wish I could find the perfect house to buy.
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Posted: Mon Jul 25, 2011 12:00 pm
Granted but then it's destroyed in a natural disaster.
I wish i lived with my lover.
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Posted: Tue Jul 26, 2011 9:54 pm
Granted, but they wished that they were with another lover instead. That lover was a green hippo.
I wish I had my own room/
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Posted: Sun Aug 21, 2011 5:10 pm
Granted, but it's as cozy as a jail cell in a third world country.
I wish i wasn't a sociopath/psychopath.
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