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 Posted: Mon Aug 23, 2010 10:35 pm
 
"No, I'm lifting it up. Really Rufus, you should wear a dress more often. It compliments your bottom quite nicely."
That was the primary reason Rufus wanted to get the ******** out of here while he had had the chance.
Rufus wasn't shy. He got naked in front of people all the time an if people randomly undressed him so be it...Rufus just didn't like when people undressed him for certain reasons.
"I would like to inform you, dearest Ben, that you are viewing my buttox, in the middle of a public area, in front of an innocent woman."
"Well it is a very nice buttox."
"I'm very aware."
Rufus grabbed the sides of his dress and shoved them downwards to try and at least save his a** the embarrassment.
"Odette dear, don't you think it's time we were off? Come come! No time to waste!" Rufus turned himself around to face Benedict and smiled. "How wonderful it was to see you dearest Ben."
"You're leaving!? But you haven't even introduced us." The vampire motioned towards Odette.
Odette was such a ******** disadvantage!
Benedict tipped his hat. "Evening my lady. I am Lord Benedict Arber Thives, but you may simply call me Benedict, or Ben, if you please. Any friend of the charming Rufus Leodast can skip the formalities with me."
BULLSHIT!
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Posted: Mon Aug 23, 2010 10:44 pm
 
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And just when it seemed Odette would be the normal brat she was and make them spend even more time with the egg man, she threw out a surprise. See, Odette had decided that making Rufus's life miserable was fun, very quickly she had decided that. But other people doing it just wasn't as fun to watch, and it made her a little angry. Kind of like the big sister who picked on the brother and let no one else come near them. She looked at Rufus before frowning as Benedict introduced himself. "Mister, I hold no inclination to meet a man who not only holds the name of a breakfast item, but who is it seems inclined to look up another mans dress. Rufus is quite right and we should be going." she smiled simply and looked up at Rufus, waiting for him to lead the way out.
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Troubled Monster Vice Captain
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Posted: Mon Aug 23, 2010 11:00 pm
Oh ho ho! This was new! Odette had graduated from little snot...to...sort of stupid but lovable snot.
Vampire or not (and whether or not Rufus liked it) the guy, who's name he shared with a breakfast item...though really the eggs were named after him, well not Benedict Thives particularly, was a lord. Like, a lord....from the house of lord.
And was also a gay vampire...oddly enough.
"Odette, dearest Odette," Rufus cooed "I'm going to have to teach you about society." But how could he backhand her after she had just been so badass?
"You picked her up at a mental ward...obviously." Rufus tossed his head back.
"Well you did peek under my dress."
"To make a point."
Alright time to make something very clear.
"Benedict, Benedict, Benedict," Rufus started as he turned to face the man. Rufus also managed to pull Odette behind himself before anything could possibly happen. "I am wearing a dress, in the middle of the night, without my shoes, on an almost empty stomach, in an ally that smells of animal dung, why would I be in the mood to, after not seeing you in....years, want to lay down and pretend to be your nightly whore?"
Good point good point.
"Odette is quite right as well, we must be going."
Ha ha! Take that b***h!
"Well then I suppose I'll have to find someone else to smoke my opium with."
OPIUM! WAIT!
Rufus stopped everything. He looked at Odette then at Ben, parted his lips and lowered his eyelids.
"So you like the dress?"
Rufus would lick the dirt off of road if it meant free opium.
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Posted: Mon Aug 23, 2010 11:14 pm
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Odette groaned and threw her hands up in the air, being careful not to knock Rufus' hat off in the process. Drugs, that was what this was all about? Odette already had black out's from hell and she wanted nothing to do with drugs. "You have fun then Rufus. Mister I'll bid you good evening, pleasure meeting you" although her tone indicated something very different, and now that she had said her piece she stepped out from behind Rufus and began to walk out of the ally. She would find her own damn meal and then get back to the nut house.
Although she was a little ticked at having to do it alone now, she figured Rufus would smoke his s**t, then probably wind up the guys nightly whore anyways in his delirium.
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Posted: Mon Aug 23, 2010 11:42 pm
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Odette growled in irritation when he grabbed her arm. She wanted to go get something to eat dammit!!! But wait, this was more interesting, who was Jeremy and why did Rufus act like that when he heard the name? She was curious, but now wasn't the time, or the place. She felt herself being pulled out of the ally and sighed, so long as they were getting some ******** food she would let him drag her where he wanted.
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Troubled Monster Vice Captain
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Posted: Tue Aug 24, 2010 7:27 pm
You know what, a dress really wasn't his strongest suit. Sure, Rufus rocked the "dress". He knew he looked good (he didn't), but dammit he wanted pants! Dresses were no way of boosting his male ego and they were forcing him to get in touch with his more emotional feminine side...even if his feminine side only appeared when there were drugs on the line!
Ugh, people these days! Rufus had never hated Benedict. He had obviously liked the guy enough to sleep with him and the fact that Rufus had been experimental when he had met Benedict just made everything weird. Sure he liked avoiding the guy, but now he wanted to kill the b***h. Sadly he couldn't because the guy was really ******** important!
Damn lords and their political power!
Why'd he have to go and bring up Jeremy!? It wasn't a personal attack...because no one..well save for a very very very select few, knew Rufus was madly in love with the man. It just...it just made Rufus remember how miserable he was. And how pitiful as well.
Honestly he had checked himself into an abusive mental ward for the guy...that was just sad!
He didn't like people talking s**t about Jeremy either, or fantasizing because, well because Jeremy was his!
He was HIS JEREMY. Jeremy wasn't just some plaything either. The idea of Jeremy sleeping around...especially with homos, was, was, it was a word Rufus couldn't find in his extensive vocabulary.
God! Why was he even here!? Why did Jeremy insist he needed to stick himself in an insane asylum!?
Oh yes, because the man didn't know Rufus wanted nothing more than to kiss his feet and recite him love poems.....
Life wasn't fair! It wasn't fair it wasn't fair it wasn't fair!
Rufus felt himself getting riled up on the inside. Before he really knew what he was doing, though he had a good idea, he lashed out and drove his fist six inches into the stone wall of a side building.
His hand was bleeding yes, but it healed instantaneously. Hell it hadn't even hurt. Just noting he had shed his own blood, however, made Rufus realize he needed to get a ******** grip and revisit a friend he liked to call composure.
He huffed, straighted his hat and let go of Odette's wrist.
"Alright dear Odette, let us journey onwards to find our next delicious meal." Now he sounded fine, cheerful even. Of course on the inside Rufus was an emotional, and nervous wreck.
He just liked looking fancy. With a swish, Rufus turned with his nose high in the air.
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Posted: Tue Aug 24, 2010 8:21 pm
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Odette blinked and looked at him as he punched a building.... She bit her tongue, although she dearly wanted to tell him that could have been structurally unsafe and may have brought the entire building down, but she didn't. At the mention of food she growled hungrily.
She really was starving, 5 weeks without a meal would do that to a person.
But she was also curious about this Jeremy.... She opened her mouth to speak, and then noticed not only one, but two cops. Her eyes widened and she nearly jumped up and down in her excitement, mimicking a child who had seen something they dearly wanted in a store front window. She nudged Rufus and pointed, just to make sure if he hadn't noticed already.
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Posted: Tue Aug 24, 2010 8:57 pm
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Odette was too excited to argue, or take much note of the whole sexual favors thing, and she made her eyes wide and looked blankly at the wall. She wasn't really sure how a mental patient would act, but staring blankly at something seemed innocent enough that they wouldn't feel she was a threat...
It was hard to look dumb and dazed when you were excited though!! She sighed and continued looking lankly at the wall, even slumping down a little for effect, although every nerve in her body was tingling.
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Troubled Monster Vice Captain
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Posted: Tue Aug 24, 2010 9:16 pm
"What are you two doing out here?" The first officer...who was kind of cute actually, turned his head to his partner. "We better apprehend these guys. If they escaped they're dangerous enough."
Damn, he was really cute actually. Heeeeyyyy.
Wait, this was no time to be checking some one out! Rufus was going to eat these people! Well he was eating the hot one....who had some very nice sideburns.
Wait wait wait. Rufus knew what he was doing to himself. He was trying to distract himself with the possibility of having sex! The reason he was such a play boy was because of ******** Jeremy in the firs place! Ugh! Just the thought of that...wonderful, charming, fantastical man was enough to put Rufus in such inner turmoil he had to shower himself with sexual fantasy.
Green eyes? Ooh, fancccccccyyyy. Wait! But that b***h who stole his man had green eyes too! then again his father had green eyes..hmm. Maybe that was it. Maybe Rufus needed green eyes! No that was bullshit. He'd just deal with his blue eyes and call it a ******** night.
The two officers approached and looking like something out of a glamour shot, Rufus cast his head up and flashed his now glowing eyes at them.
The men froze, their mouths hanging like they were in a state of shock.
Rufus was going after the hot one, he didn't care what anyone said.
"Evening officers. You're looking quite refined in your uniforms." Those two sentences were so innocent, yet Rufus made them sound so unbelievably dirty it was unimaginable.
That was talent right there, real ******** talent.
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Posted: Tue Aug 24, 2010 9:26 pm
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Odette almost giggled, she didn't but almost. She bit her lip and turned to peek at what Rufus was doing. She wanted to watch dammit, and staring blankly at the wall was so boring!!!
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Posted: Wed Aug 25, 2010 6:22 pm
☀ ϳuᏕϮ ᕱ լᎥϮϮլꂅ ᎠᎩᏕꊰuՈ꒝ϮᎥ☻Ոᕱլ ☀
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Odette was more than happy to oblige. She was starving, and half a human wasn't very filling, and had only made her more hungry. She walked forwards and wasted no time in sinking her fangs into the man, clamping her hand down on his mouth as she did so and promptly drained him. She felt better now, mush better and she licked her lips and looked at Rufus. He had said he wanted to teach her something after all.
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Posted: Wed Aug 25, 2010 6:45 pm
Well she didn't waste time did she. Rufus on the other hand was just making sexy faces at his very hypnotized hottie.
Maybe it was the uniform. No, Rufus was just pretty sure he was really upset and was as such projecting him emotions into sexual desires.
"So eye contact is very important. But you should also keep your tone very soothing and ideally...sexy." Well so far Rufus had most certainly demonstrated that. Right now he sounded like he was trying to teach her to be a porn star, and all it had to do with was tone.
"If you find yourself deeply attracted to someone, or perhaps they're quite good at fending off your hypnotism, a kiss, will seal the deal." Rufus, eyes still open and starring, leaned forward and quite cutely actually, pressed his lips against those of the dazed man in a chaste kiss.
Rufus turned his head pointedly so the eye contact was gone as well as his eyes' glow. Instead of waking up from a stupor, the officer leaned forward quickly and latched onto Rufus like he had found true love and wasn't letting go!
"He loves me, though he isn't conscious. It's a good way of getting what you want and totally immersing a mortal into your hypnotism. For the kiss to work they have to already be hypnotized and you must make sure you catch their eyes while in the kiss...or else it doesn't work, you screw up and things get confusing."
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