Darth Monkey
well she is dont you think? 
 blaugh well, I wouldn't call her that in my dreams if I didn't think it was true
p-youre ugly
me-well your no prize yourself b***h
p-who you callin a b***h??
me-uuuuh the talentless tramp with the overly tanned skin and overly bright blonde hair.  You look like a negative.
p-but...I'm hot
me-no you're delusional cause you're hungry.  I don't know how you did that Carls Jr commercial since that burger weighed like three times more than you.
*she dissappers*
dream continues from there.  But I think I'll end the post here.  By the way I usually don't call women bitches.  Just my sister.