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 Posted: Sun Jul 04, 2010 11:17 pm
I told you not to test it out on the law.
I'm calling from jail because I was able to kill a man with my thumb.
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Posted: Mon Jul 05, 2010 12:30 pm
i told you to not suffocate that poor old man...
I'm calling from jail cuz my neighbors couldn't appreciate true rock.
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Posted: Mon Jul 05, 2010 2:10 pm
Well they must be absolutely crazy, but I told you not to play music after 3 am.
I'm calling from jail because I yelled Edward is gay at a Twilight convention.
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Posted: Mon Jul 05, 2010 2:23 pm
I told you not to go to that convention!
I'm in jail because the catholic church decided that meth labs dedicated to Jesus were "impure"
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Posted: Mon Jul 05, 2010 2:24 pm
I told you not to yell "I object!".
I'm calling from jail because I threw skittles at a person and yelled "Taste the rainbow!".
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Posted: Mon Jul 05, 2010 2:45 pm
I told you people weren't ready for it yet.
I'm calingz frum jeail cuz teh gramar nazies arestted mii.
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Posted: Mon Jul 05, 2010 6:44 pm
I told you they were on a raid.
I'm calling from jail because I went to the supermarket and ate something before paying it.
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Posted: Mon Jul 05, 2010 6:52 pm
I told you to pay before eating..Or killing everybody in a 10 feet radius.
Im calling from jail cuz I did the above...
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Posted: Mon Jul 05, 2010 7:05 pm
I told you go to anger management classes instead of letting your anger out on everyone like that.
I'm calling from jail because I set my friends on fire XD
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Posted: Mon Jul 05, 2010 7:16 pm
I told you drowning them in acid was better.
I'm calling from jail because I ditched my dog in a dumpster.
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Posted: Mon Jul 05, 2010 7:20 pm
NO WAY YOU DID THAT!
I'm calling from jail because i played with my colt too much..if you know what i mean....
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Posted: Mon Jul 05, 2010 7:23 pm
I told you since the last time you blacked out no playing with the colt.
I'm calling from jail for walking in on my guy friend.
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Posted: Mon Jul 05, 2010 7:24 pm
I'm calling from jail because I blew up a firecracker in someone's face.
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Posted: Mon Jul 05, 2010 7:33 pm
I told to be careful!
I'm calling from jail cuz i made twifans crazy after killing bloodsucker and shark boy
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Posted: Mon Jul 05, 2010 7:38 pm
I give you props on killing British boy but Shark boy really?
I'm calling from jail for trying to attempt murder on the person that killed Shark Boy
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