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 Posted: Mon Jan 10, 2011 7:37 am
Because I quit school after High School, I am a loser who will never become anything.
Because I dye my hair, I am shallow, also I must hate my natural hair.
Because I haven't come out to my parents, I am selfish.
Because I'm into girls, it is dangerous to hug me.
Because I have piercings on my face, I must be a smoker.
Because I'm from Lapland, I must be Sami (indigeneous people of Lapland).
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Posted: Mon Jan 10, 2011 3:37 pm
I have long hair, so I must be gay or listen to metal (the second part's true, but it still bugs me that people would assume that)
I'm Turkish, so I must hate Greeks and Armenians
I'm a little strange and socially off sometimes so I must have a mental/psychological condition or be a full-out psychopath
I listen to genres ending in "-core" and shop at Hot Topic so I must be a scene kid
I'm a socialist, so I must be lazy and unemployed, hate successful people and businesses, or be a rebellious college student that secretly comes from a wealthy background
I'm socially liberal, so I must be idealistic and childish, and have no morals or values
I'm an atheist, so I must be bitter towards all religious people and be an intellectual elitist
I get good grades and take advanced classes, so I must be a geek with no social life
I play World of Warcraft, so I must be unattractive, out of shape, have no social skills/life, be a young adult in his parents' basement, and have no other hobbies or activities
I'm a drummer, so I must be too lazy or untalented to play a "real" instrument
The list goes on, but that's all I could come up with for now. =P
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Posted: Mon Jan 10, 2011 4:22 pm
I summarize and condense, therefore I am incapable of deep thought. (courtesy of my english teacher)
I draw guyXguy, therefore I'm lesbian.
I have "cute" mannerisms, therefore I'm stupid.
My art is pretty, therefore I spend too long on it.
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Posted: Mon Jan 10, 2011 4:30 pm
Because I have anger issues, Imma punch anyone who says hi to me. -.- Although, Im very nice if your nice to me.
Because I listen to my teachers, Im a teachers pet (Or Nerd)
Because I tell people off, they say "White girl go black" That ones weird though, cause Im considered 'black.' I guess my skin color is to light for them to realize it..
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Posted: Mon Jan 10, 2011 4:40 pm
Because I have slept with more than one person, I must be easy.
Because I wear my hair covering one eye, I must be a poser.
Because I wear black, I must be weird.
Because I am bi, I must let people do threesome's/must hit on everyone.
Because I have scars, I must be emo.
Because I stand up for what I believe, I must be a b***h.
Because I come from a better-off family, I must be stuck up.
Because I am not outgoing, I must be mean.
Because I have depression, I must be self-centered.
Because I read a lot, I must be a nerd.
Because I act tough, I must need some humility forced on me.
Because I don't play/"good" music, I must not understand others.
Because I love animals, I must go PETA on people.
Because I don't know many people, I must not have friends.
Because I can't be around perfume, I must just want to get out of class.
Because I was bullied, I must want attention for it.
Because I like to write stories, I must let people read it.
Because I keep my first ex around, I must belong to him.
Because I won't sleep with someone who wants to, I must be a wimp.
Because I don't like to share emotions, I must need someone who does.
Because I am a Christian, I must tell other people to join me or burn.
Because I know a lot about the paranormal, I must be a freak.
Because I am online often, I must have no life.
Because I can talk a lot, I must not be able to listen.
Because I hang out with certain people, I must be a stoner.
Because I cuss, I must have a bad vocabulary.
Because I have a hard time learning as quickly as others, I must be slow.
Because I don't like my government, I must be moving out of the country.
Because I won't marry someone who is in the military, I must disapprove.
Because I don't approve of all allowed-abortion, I must be a bad mother.
Because I own pit bulls, I must fight them.
Because I am a tree-huger, I must only allow green products in the house.
Because I won't eat Tyson brand foods, I must be on diet.
Because I mainly have guy friends, I must be a lesbian.
Because I don't listen to everyone, I need to learn my manners.
Because I wear glasses, I must be really smart.
Because I am pale, I must not be healthy.
Because I cannot run, I must be out of shape.
Because I am creative, I must not be in touch with reality.
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Posted: Tue Jan 11, 2011 5:02 am
Some of these may have been mentioned before, but here are some to describe me:
Because I'm pansexual I must be unfaithful and want to have as many relationships as possible.
Because I'm a girl, I must be obsessed with the way I look.
Because I'm American, I must be a lazy fat-a**.
Because I'm thin, I must not eat enough.
Because I like anime, I must be some retarded weeabo who pretends to be Japanese.
Because I believe in God, I must be homophobic.
Because I love animals, I must be a vegetarian.
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Posted: Tue Jan 11, 2011 5:15 am
((Gods, the awful thing is that I caught myself going "people don't automatically fall into that category?" with some of these. Anyone else had a jolt like that on some of these?))
Because I'm smart, I must be a know-it-all.
Because I read Harry Potter, I must be in love with the actor.
Because I'm brazillian (or part, anyhow), I must be able to dance.
Because I'm applying to college, I must be stupid. (community college for you people in the US is college for us up in Canada, College in the US is university up here.)
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Posted: Tue Jan 11, 2011 1:46 pm
These are specifically for me so.... here goes.:
Because I'm quiet, I must be hiding something.
Because I hang with girls a lot, I must be threatened by boys.
Because I play World of Warcraft, I must be a geek/nerd.
Because I like being alone, I must be antisocial.
Because have low self esteem, I must be weird.
Because I am depressed more than others. I must be suicidal.
Because I walk with my butt sticking out, I must be TOTALLY feminine.
Because I'm gay, I must be more comfortable around girls.
Because I'm gay, I must not play video games.
Because I'm intelligent, I must be a know-it-all.
Because I am smart for my age, I must be boring.
Because I am low class, I must be a bum.
Because I let you say things about me whether I'm there or not, I must not really care about it.
Because I'm calm in scary situations, I must love scary movies.
Because I'm a bit feminine, I must be a bottom.
Because I say nothing is wrong, doesn't mean I'm not hurting on the inside.
Because I talk to teachers alot, I must be a teacher's pet.
Because I expressions don't change when religion teachers talk about homosexuality being atrocious, I must be used to it.
Because I say I can hear electricity(which I can), I must be crazy.
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Posted: Tue Jan 11, 2011 3:01 pm
Because I'm Swedish, I must be a blonde prostitute.
Because I'm a girl, I must be obsessed with how I look.
Because I'm a girl, I must hate sports.
Because I'm canadien, I must say 'eh' after every phrase.
Because I'm canadien, I must be overly friendly. [I'll amit that is true.[
Because I'm experementing with my sexuality, I must want to make out with everyone I see.
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Posted: Wed Jan 12, 2011 6:34 am
Ayame_Rikimayu because i'm a lesbian i must be masculine.
because i'm an atheist i must be ignorant and unaccepting of others.
because i'm a lesbian i must be desperate to rebel against my parents.
because i'm black and don't fit the stereotype i must want to be white.
because i'm not a social butterfly i must hate all people.
because i play soulcalibur i must be a violent person.
because i play pokemon i must be immature.
because i date younger people i must be a ***** i listen to metal i must be a satan-worshipping social reject.
because i'm single i must think i'm too good for everyone else.
because i rave i must use x.
* the list goes on and on. i like this game. I think I love you. ;D Lesbian woman/gay man lovers? wink
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Posted: Wed Jan 12, 2011 7:59 am
Heartless_requiem cuz i'm fat,i never stop eating cuz i support lesbians i'm a pervert cuz i fail a class in school i'm stupid i'd go on,but then i'd get on a raving mad rant I hate to tell you, buddeh o' mine for like eva, but you are a pervert. Not because you support lesbians, but just in general. xD You're not stupid, though. And to this society, most people don't mind weight unless it's on a girl xD
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Posted: Wed Jan 12, 2011 8:31 am
Because im Black I must be untrustwoirthy
Because im Mexican I must be Lazy
Because I call my dog my best friend I must be into beastiality
Because Im creative I must be gay (no problem there)
Because im Gay I must be obsesed with c**k (Theres the problem)
Because im shy I must be stuck up
Because I have Family issues and im shy I must be Goth
Because I like Black I must be depressed
Because I joined dance and cheerleading I must want to be a girl
Because I had 1 best friend for 11 years I must be bangin him.
Because I had a female friend I must be using her as a cover
I can continue, but then it will turn into ranting. lol.
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Posted: Wed Jan 12, 2011 8:47 am
Vegeta_Lover239 Heartless_requiem cuz i'm fat,i never stop eating cuz i support lesbians i'm a pervert cuz i fail a class in school i'm stupid i'd go on,but then i'd get on a raving mad rant I hate to tell you, buddeh o' mine for like eva, but you are a pervert. Not because you support lesbians, but just in general. xD You're not stupid, though. And to this society, most people don't mind weight unless it's on a girl xD I beg to differ on the weight part... It's a sad fact of life that society will always be cruel, judgmental, and sometimes bitchy Btw I AM a perv, I admit it. But my bff is lesbian and I hope she finds someone
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Posted: Wed Jan 12, 2011 10:12 am
Because I'm short, I must want to be used as an armrest.
Because I dated a girl & am now dating a guy,
I must have been lying about being bisexual.
Because I'm in Community College as a h/s senior,
I must be super smart.
Because I plan on getting my AS & transferring to a University,
I must have been rejected from my college of choice.
I could go on, but I won't.
xD
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Posted: Wed Jan 12, 2011 11:35 am
Because I answer to questions in class, I must be a teacher's pet.
Because I listen to classical music, I must be a pompous a**.
Becuase I like the color pink, I must be some girly chick.
Because I don't relate to gender identification, I must be confused.
Because I'm bisexual, I must be indecisive.
Because I am/was a cutter, I must want/have wanted to die.
Because I'm depressive, I must be an attention whore.
Because I can draw, I must have some form of self-esteem.
Because my parents are still married, life at home must be perfect.
Because I have a job and a boyfriend, I must be the happiest person alive.
Because I like tits, I must want to molest you in summer camp.
I actually didn't go to that camp because no one wanted to room with me.
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