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Strolling into the bathroom, Sinsario chuckled as he beheld his pet rock sniffing the strange crusty substance on his boots. He posed handsomely, as he named his rock Soap. He ate and urinated on his pet cat which was spotted with blood. He jumped onto his big flabby grandma as a and sniffed his grandma's butt which was covered in white chocolate. There he stood blue skin glimmering beholding the butt and quivering with ear and guilt. Tears formed and he screamed out, "YOUR BUTTOCKS BE COVERED IN WHITE THE BANE OF SOCIETY!" and so, he still couldn't get an erection and he wondered where Ivan was and jumped in his row boat He rowed and thought of Ivan only wearing a pair of heels and garter belt~ singing along to Elton John. He swayed and spun and fell off and broke his belt and heels. He sighed and decided that he was going to find his sad and lonely stalker that was very sexy and 80 feet tall. he got in ,hot and bothered, to the car and started driving backward along the giant hairy leg. The giant screamed "FEELS GOOD MAN!" and picked up the giant iPhone to order pizza and sent nude images of a galloping antelope to and excitedly looked at the nude Pictures, blood spouting to see asiacopter from various perspectives. BUT THEN SUDDENLY COMING FROM ABOVE HE SAW A PURPLE PEOPLE EATER! Sinsario gasped and whipped out the oversized fly swatter and tried swatting the forgotten asiacopter before it could kill the purple flying people eater. The Asiacopter fell down the stairs and landed on a defenseless puppy which splattered guts across pet rocks face. rock then died from a horrible terrible death, and he melted suddenly into the ground. Sinsario cried and promised that he would avenge Soap someday. The End

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