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Posted: Wed Aug 16, 2006 2:09 pm
was very upset that any bit of him would be upon Carlotta, who sung like a cocaroach. Taking this as an insult, he appears as Red Death in the Masquarade to....
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Posted: Thu Aug 17, 2006 6:19 am
show off his lovely flashy red cape *swich, swish,* ...oh and yes... punjab Carlotta with it and maybe make her into pumpkin juice or something...but more of the showing off part!!! Unfortunately Erik's plan has a vital flaw that is
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Posted: Thu Aug 17, 2006 7:06 am
That his cape was made of polyester! AND HE WAS ALERGIC TO POLYESTER!!!! He cursed the seamestress, and then broke out in hundreds of......
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Posted: Sat Aug 19, 2006 7:46 pm
....DANCE MOVES! But before he could bust a move he had to change out of his wicked awesome costume. So he changed into...
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Posted: Mon Aug 21, 2006 10:48 am
a leotard! But those around him gasped in horror, because...
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Posted: Mon Aug 21, 2006 6:03 pm
The leotard was inside out! *les gasp!*
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Posted: Mon Aug 21, 2006 6:57 pm
....He quickly dashed into the closest changing room to turn it right-side out. When he reappeared the croud around him gasped in horror because of a much worse wardrobe malfunction, which was....
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Posted: Tue Aug 22, 2006 4:50 pm
That half of the leotard was covered in llama drool!(trust me, llama drool smells REALLY bad!) It seemed that the llama suit that Christine was wearing had mutated her into a llama! *les gasp gasp!* and she had started munching on Eriks leotard!
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Posted: Fri Sep 15, 2006 9:34 pm
:...There are worse things...:
And he fended her off by revealing his light saber man-thong, which-
:...Than a shattered chandelier...:
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Posted: Sat Sep 16, 2006 12:50 pm
(By god what did I do to this story by putting a leotard into the mix? xp )
Raoul seemed to especially like! Just then the music turned on and through the dancing Raoul attempted to....
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Posted: Sun Sep 17, 2006 8:06 am
:How dare you expect me to be an angel:
...steal the light saber man-thong, but it ended up burning his...
:When I'm not even human in your eyes:
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Posted: Tue Sep 19, 2006 3:35 pm
:...There are worse things...:
wrist- (haha, you thought it would be perverted, didn't you?)- and he screamed effeminately. He waved his hand around wildly, accidentally slapping...
:...Than a shattered chandelier...:
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Posted: Wed Sep 20, 2006 1:23 pm
...llama Christine in the face. She let out a Christine sounding scream and fell back into a bowl of strawberry punch, which...
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Posted: Fri Sep 22, 2006 8:51 am
was actually pink colored swamp water... yuck... which mutated Christine into Llama-zilla! Seeing this, Erik...
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Posted: Mon Sep 25, 2006 4:22 pm
Went into a rage and attacked Raoul for harming his poor Christine. So he went to grab a sword from his belt, but forgot he was wearing a leotard which has no sheith, but instead a different weapon holder. So he pulled out...
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