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Talkative Misanthrope

PostPosted: Mon Sep 28, 2009 9:15 pm


your momma so big everytime she walks past the tv i miss an entire episode.
PostPosted: Mon Sep 28, 2009 9:55 pm


Talkative Misanthrope
your momma so big everytime she walks past the tv i miss an entire episode.


xd rofl

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PostPosted: Mon Sep 28, 2009 11:02 pm


Sweet charity126
Yo' mamma's so fat she's on both side of the family
Yo' mamma's so dumb she thought a quarterback was a refund
Yo' mamma's so dumb they told her it was chilly outside she went inside and got a bowl


Those were on Bebe's kids.
PostPosted: Sun Oct 04, 2009 8:23 pm


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Sweet charity126
Yo' mamma's so fat she's on both side of the family
Yo' mamma's so dumb she thought a quarterback was a refund
Yo' mamma's so dumb they told her it was chilly outside she went inside and got a bowl


Those were on Bebe's kids.


So glad I am not the only one old enough to remember that movie!

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PostPosted: Sun Oct 04, 2009 9:12 pm


yo mama's so fat weight watchers had to dubble her refund....
PostPosted: Sun Oct 04, 2009 9:16 pm


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Sweet charity126
Yo' mamma's so fat she's on both side of the family
Yo' mamma's so dumb she thought a quarterback was a refund
Yo' mamma's so dumb they told her it was chilly outside she went inside and got a bowl


Those were on Bebe's kids.


So glad I am not the only one old enough to remember that movie!


LOVE THAT MOVIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! dramallama

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PostPosted: Sun Oct 04, 2009 9:20 pm


Yo mama is so fat, Obi-Wan Kenobi said "That's no Moon, That's yo Mama!"

Yo ma is so stupid, she went to Bangkok to get a Tie (Tai) Fighter!

Yo mama is so fat, that when Jabba the Hutt saw her he said "DAMNNNNNNNN"
PostPosted: Sun Oct 04, 2009 9:23 pm


yo mama's so fat, that when she bends down even blind ppl puke...

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PostPosted: Sun Oct 04, 2009 9:34 pm


yo momma so flat-chested, her lover needs a straw.
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PostPosted: Mon Apr 26, 2010 10:14 pm


Yo mama so poor, I flick a cigarett but on the floor and 3 cockroches cralled out from under the couch singing:
Clap your hands,
Stomp your feet,
Thank the Lord,
We've got heat!

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PostPosted: Mon Apr 26, 2010 10:17 pm


Yo mamma so fat, she went swimming in the ocean and the whales started singing:

"We are family,
Even though you bigger than me..."
PostPosted: Tue Apr 27, 2010 12:53 am


Yo mama's like a vaccum cleaner she sucks, she blows, and she gets laid in the closet! Thats yo mama!!! twisted

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PostPosted: Tue Apr 27, 2010 1:31 am


motoko_the_oni_koneko
Cra_zeey854
Sweet charity126
Yo' mamma's so fat she's on both side of the family
Yo' mamma's so dumb she thought a quarterback was a refund
Yo' mamma's so dumb they told her it was chilly outside she went inside and got a bowl


Those were on Bebe's kids.


So glad I am not the only one old enough to remember that movie!


its a classic!!!

i watched it too many times back in the day
PostPosted: Tue Apr 27, 2010 1:49 am


yo mama so fat, after sex I rolled over twice and I was still on her

yo mama so poor, I walked in her house and stepped on a penny and she said "get off my paycheck!!!"

yo mama so old, she sat behind Jesus in kindergarten

yo mama is so fat, every time she farts it pushes the earth closer to the sun (that's right, I blame yo mama's a** for global warming)

yo mama is so stupid, she voted for Sarah Palin

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PostPosted: Tue Apr 27, 2010 1:58 am


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yo mama so fat, after sex I rolled over twice and I was still on her

yo mama so poor, I walked in her house and stepped on a penny and she said "get off my paycheck!!!"

yo mama so old, she sat behind Jesus in kindergarten

yo mama is so fat, every time she farts it pushes the earth closer to the sun (that's right, I blame yo mama's a** for global warming)

yo mama is so stupid, she voted for Sarah Palin

Lolz!!!

Yo mamma's so fat she uses a matress as a maxi-pad!
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