Corrupt A Wish

[justmuah]

Granted, but as you're drinking it you choke and it comes out your nose.

I wish I had a puppy.  

[ThornySinger]

Granted, but the puppy gets distracted and runs off.

I wish that I become a vet.  

[magic_doglover]

granted, but you are a terrible one, and end up being responsible for the deaths of hundreds of pets.

i wish i lived in a paradise.  

[-X-_snow_witch_ -X-]

Granted, but after one day in pure happiness you get sent to hell for eternty twisted

I wish for japanese food.  

[magic_doglover]

granted, but it is a large octopus, and is still alive. it strangles you.

i wish that i was omnipotent.  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

Granted. You only had those powers for one second.


I wish I had a rocket launcher.  

[magic_doglover]

granted. the rocket launches you into space and blows you up.

i wish that my finals would be even easier than i expect them to be.  

[Ayame-Yuura]

Granted. You were so amazed at its being easy that you became careless and flunked it. dramallama (< That happened to me once! mrgreen )

I wish for a meteor shower.  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

Granted. The next time you get in the shower and turn it on, you get pelted with pieces of space rock.



I wish I had a spaceship.  

[Ayame-Yuura]

Granted. You don't have gas.

I wish Santa died in people's minds  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

Granted. He still lives IRL.



I wish I had an impenetrable tank that had rocket boosters.  

[magic_doglover]

granted. it's so impenetrable that you can never get out.

i wish that i didn't have to shovel the snow off the deck.  

[Ayame-Yuura]

Granted. Now there's no more snow to shovel and the world goes into total climate change resulting in your death and the death of millions of others making me the leader of the survivors thus granting MY wish for world domination.

I wish Santa died in a car accident where I "accidentally" hit him while he's crossing the street to get to his reindeer.  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

Granted. He goes through your windshield and kills you as well. Now my threat to power is dead. Just as planned...



Speaking of which, I wish I had a Death Note.  

[Ayame-Yuura]

Granted. You have a note that says you're dead and since we're in the magical realm of wish-granting, you really ARE dead eliminating my opponent of the day.

I wish for a Mythrill sword for slashing and dicing