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 Posted: Sat Jul 18, 2009 9:16 pm
Magical Shovel Luigi: Meow meow meow meow, meow meow meow meow, meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow -Sings to Meow Mix.- I like chicken, I like tuna, Meow Mix tastes really effin' great! Pavi: Uh, fratello. Why-a are you-a eating cat food? Odd. My mom walked into the room singing the Meow Mix song right as I was reading this.... Pavi: *sobbing* Why-a doesn't she-a love me!!!!!!!!! *sobs while spiraling into depression*
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Posted: Sun Jul 19, 2009 6:32 am
"Not even time to finish my cake?"
Pavi: Amber, my darling-a sister, what have I told-a you about going through my-a closet?
NO. THERE IS NO MORE TIME, EVEN FOR CAKE. FOR YOU, THE CAKE IS OVER. YOU HAVE REACHED THE END OF CAKE.
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Posted: Mon Jul 20, 2009 3:32 pm
Nathan: I like cheese! 8D -Crack faec.-
Shilo: I think you switched our meds again, Dad!
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Posted: Mon Jul 20, 2009 3:52 pm
Nathan: ~Sneaks in through the back door~
Shilo: Dad! Where have you been? It's nearly 4 in the morning!
Nathan: Shilo...There's something I need to tell you. I've moved on from Marni.
Shilo: Oh, about time!
Nathan: And I've been seeing Rotti for a few months now. I wanted to let you know.
Shilo: ~Passes out on the floor~
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Posted: Tue Jul 21, 2009 10:04 am
L33tchica Nathan: ~Sneaks in through the back door~
Shilo: Dad! Where have you been? It's nearly 4 in the morning!
Nathan: Shilo...There's something I need to tell you. I've moved on from Marni.
Shilo: Oh, about time!
Nathan: And I've been seeing Rotti for a few months now. I wanted to let you know.
Shilo: ~Passes out on the floor~
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Posted: Wed Jul 22, 2009 9:46 am
Nathan:Shilo?
Shilo:Yes,Dad?
Nathan biggrin id you take your medicine?
Shilo:No.
Nathan:God dammit,Shilo!I have told you until I'm blue in the face that you have to take your medicine! You will die!!
Shilo:I don't care!At least then I would be with your beloved Marni!
*hangs up*
Nathan:teenagers...
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Posted: Wed Jul 22, 2009 1:42 pm
luigi:f**k being smart i'm going to be a male stripper
(I think i failed)
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Posted: Wed Jul 22, 2009 8:22 pm
@bloodyflutist, not too badly! But I still think it's funny! ^_^
But then again I am me....
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Posted: Wed Jul 22, 2009 10:06 pm
Blind Mag: I use my projector eyes to put on movies at seem theaters!
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Posted: Thu Jul 23, 2009 5:52 am
sqwarriorempress L33tchica Nathan: ~Sneaks in through the back door~
Shilo: Dad! Where have you been? It's nearly 4 in the morning!
Nathan: Shilo...There's something I need to tell you. I've moved on from Marni.
Shilo: Oh, about time!
Nathan: And I've been seeing Rotti for a few months now. I wanted to let you know.
Shilo: ~Passes out on the floor~ That...is terrifying to picture. Truly terrifying. Yet awesome. ~~~ GraveRobber: I'm tired of everyone calling me GraveRobber. From now on, my name shall be Meridith Butterfly Rainbow Fairy.
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Posted: Thu Jul 23, 2009 4:17 pm
L33tchica sqwarriorempress L33tchica Nathan: ~Sneaks in through the back door~
Shilo: Dad! Where have you been? It's nearly 4 in the morning!
Nathan: Shilo...There's something I need to tell you. I've moved on from Marni.
Shilo: Oh, about time!
Nathan: And I've been seeing Rotti for a few months now. I wanted to let you know.
Shilo: ~Passes out on the floor~ That...is terrifying to picture. Truly terrifying. Yet awesome. ~~~ GraveRobber: I'm tired of everyone calling me GraveRobber. From now on, my name shall be Meridith Butterfly Rainbow Fairy.That shall be his from now on...... Amber:Graverobber.... Graverobber:I told you b****! My name is Meridith Butterfly Rainbow Fairy! You too sqwarriorempress! *Gra-I mean Meridith Butterfly Rainbow Fairy stares at me while I change his speaking name thingy*
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Posted: Thu Jul 23, 2009 8:21 pm
Mag: These eyes smuggle pr0nz.
Shilo: ... What kind?
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Posted: Fri Jul 24, 2009 2:39 pm
Magical Shovel Mag: These eyes smuggle pr0nz. Shilo: ... What kind?
Dude! This is win. x3
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Posted: Sat Jul 25, 2009 5:46 am
Magical Shovel Mag: These eyes smuggle pr0nz. Shilo: ... What kind? xD That is awesome! ~~~ Rotti: You're disgusting. You're not my daughter. You're nothing.Amber: Well fine daddy, ILU too.
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Posted: Sat Jul 25, 2009 9:04 pm
In a courtyard, Used to sing as loud as she could. Locked away here; She's been quiet, lovely and good.
But no one listens now, She lost her voice, She had no choice....
If you sing loud and clear Someone passing by will surely hear you. No you can't be afraid If you ever want somebody near you.
If you sing loud and clear Someone passing by will surely hear you
No you can't be afraid....Shiloh:
I’M INFECTED...I’M INFECTED...
BY YOUR DISEASE.
SHILO, I’M YOUR BOYFRIEND.
SHILO, I TOOK A TEST.
SHILO, I'M CLEAN.
OPEN UP YOUR LEGS.
I’M INFECTED BY YOUR DISEASE.
SHILO, YOU’RE MY LOVER.
SHILO, PLEASE BE ******** YOUR LIMITATIONS.
CAN I PUT IT IN YOUR EYES?
I SWEAR I HAVE PROTECTION.
IT'S OKAY TO BE RECKLESS.
THAT’S WHAT IS EXPECTED
WHEN YOU ARE INFECTED.
I’M INFECTED BY YOUR DISEASE.
I’M INFECTED BY YOUR DISEASE,
AND I THINK THAT I SHOULD GET FIXED.
YEAH, I THINK THAT I SHOULD GET FIXED.
TELL ME WHY, OH WHY, IS GONORRHEA SUCH A b***h?
IT’S THAT MAN'S ATTRACTION!
DAMN THAT MAN'S ATTRACTION!
ROBBER, CAN YOU HEAR ME?
THANKS FOR THE DISEASE!
NOW I AM SEQUESTERED.
PART OF THE COLLECTION.
THAT’S WHAT IS EXPECTED
WHEN YOU ARE INFECTED.
THAT’S WHAT IS EXPECTED
WHEN YOU ARE INFECTED.
THAT’S WHAT IS EXPECTED
WHEN YOU ARE INFECTED.
HOW MUCH OF IT’S CONDOMS?
HOW MUCH OF IT IS FATE?
HOW MUCH OF IT DEPENDS ON THE CHOICES THAT WE MAKE?
HE SAID I LOVE YOU GIRL,
NOW ALL I FEEL IS HIS SHAME...
IS STUPIDITY THE CULPRIT?
CAN I STOP IT? OR AM I A SLAVE?
I’M INFECTED BY YOUR DISEASE.
I’M INFECTED BY YOUR DISEASE.
WHAT HOPE HAS A GIRL WHO IS SICK?
WHY DREAM OF A LIFE PAST THIS DRIP?
IT REALLY MAKES NO DIFFERENCE,
‘CAUSE I KNOW THAT I NEED TO BE FIXED!
TELL ME WHY, OH WHY, IS GONORRHEA SUCH A b***h?
BUT OH, I WANT TO SLEEP AROUND.....AROUND
BUT OH, I WANT TO SLEEP AROUND.....AROUND
(only in caps because that's how i copy/pasted the lyrics before I edited. I totally went an entire day at work making this up in my head.)
....Tore the curtain, Put her hand outside of the frame. Let her hair down, Sat all day and nobody came.
But when the sun went down, The stars came out, She heard them shout.
If you sing loud and clear Someone passing by will surely hear you. No you can't be afraid If you ever want somebody near you.
If you sing loud and clear Someone passing by will surely hear you.
No you can't be afraid....
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