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 Posted: Thu Oct 01, 2009 12:16 pm
TheOriginalXian Here's a funny one I saw on someone's profile on xbox live. "If life gives you Skittles, take them and throw them at people and say: TASTE THE F***ING RAINBOW!" Made me giggle and cough lots. :3
Cute
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Posted: Fri Nov 13, 2009 12:40 am
"biatch, you got a twinkie problem"
~ Lisa Lampanelli on Oprah
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Posted: Sun Nov 15, 2009 5:13 am
A man travels the world over in search of what he needs and returns home to find it. ~ George Moore
Experience is one thing you can't get for nothing ~ Oscar Wilde
Whenever a man does a thoroughly stupid thing, it is always from the noblest motives. ~ Oscar Wilde, again
Don't believe that winning is really everything. It's more important to stand for something. If you don't stand for something, what do you win ~ Henry C. Blinn.
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Posted: Mon Nov 16, 2009 5:28 am
Everyone in this world is a little bit mad inside.
~ A friend of mine told me that.
I'd rather be hated for who I am, than being loved for who I am not.
~Kurt Coban
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Posted: Mon Nov 16, 2009 2:11 pm
We came through the door kicking that b***h off the hinge
We was knocking but wouldn't nobody let us in
It's the incredible edible white chocolate rappers
We came on the scene busting the cabbage patch backwards
D-I-T-Z-I-W-T we were born connected at the hip like Siamese twins
We coming out with the underground sound
And one finger on each hand and you can count them
(exscript from "Story of our lives" by Twiztid)
As I walk in the shadow of death
I b***h slap his a** and then I light a cigarette
-Monoxide
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Posted: Mon Nov 16, 2009 10:27 pm
Really really funny lol
"Let's eat Grandpa!" or "Let's eat, Grandpa!" See? Punctuation. It saves lives
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Posted: Mon Nov 16, 2009 10:33 pm
"Goofys the new cute" ~Adam Sandler
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Posted: Wed Nov 18, 2009 1:33 am
"We didn't ask about the corn dog?!"
-Harvey Levin ~ TMZ
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Posted: Thu Nov 19, 2009 6:05 am
THAT'S IT, OLD MAN!!! *rushes in only to be destroyed*
~ me, dropping off my buddy after getting back into san diego.
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Posted: Thu Nov 19, 2009 7:04 am
Frozen Flames Never Die zeromus 1st Frozen Flames Never Die zeromus 1st Frozen Flames Never Die Like they say, it's every 28 days which is usually sooner than a month unless its febuary.......28 days later..... So, if you're on your period, and you attack me and eat my flesh, I'll turn into a zombie?? >.> I'll have to defend myself. *grabs giant box of tampons* xD Glad i'm not the only who just thought of that. They say human flesh tastes like pork.....I don't like the taste of pork. In other words your in the clear....I really hope this hell point is over by tomorrow. T.T Well, if it isn't over by tomorrow, then... uhhh.... go to the bathroom, disrobe, look down, and yell, "STOP BLEEDING, v****a!!!!"?? >.>;;; it might work... Oh my god.....that has to be one of the best things i've read today. xD Yeah, that just happened too...
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Posted: Thu Nov 19, 2009 8:11 am
zeromus 1st Frozen Flames Never Die zeromus 1st Frozen Flames Never Die zeromus 1st Frozen Flames Never Die Like they say, it's every 28 days which is usually sooner than a month unless its febuary.......28 days later..... So, if you're on your period, and you attack me and eat my flesh, I'll turn into a zombie?? >.> I'll have to defend myself. *grabs giant box of tampons* xD Glad i'm not the only who just thought of that. They say human flesh tastes like pork.....I don't like the taste of pork. In other words your in the clear....I really hope this hell point is over by tomorrow. T.T Well, if it isn't over by tomorrow, then... uhhh.... go to the bathroom, disrobe, look down, and yell, "STOP BLEEDING, v****a!!!!"?? >.>;;; it might work... Oh my god.....that has to be one of the best things i've read today. xD Yeah, that just happened too... It didn't work..
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Posted: Sun Nov 22, 2009 9:56 pm
Quote: I don't sleep ******** off that yak and a durban Doin 120 gettin head while I'm swervin (Damn Natalie, you a crazy chick) Yo, shut the ******** up and suck my d**k Quote: All the kids lookin up to me can suck my d**k It's Portman ********, drink til I'm sick Natalie Portman said this. I am NOT making this up. >.> was the best rap I've ever heard!
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Posted: Mon Nov 23, 2009 9:19 pm
Ooo. Lyrics. *ponders*
Ever since He can remember, people have died in His good name.
Long before that September, long before hijacking planes.
He's lost the will He can't decide, He doesn't know who's right or wrong
But there is one thing that He's sure of: this has been going on too long.
-Him by Lily Allen
Now I don't know much but I know this is certain
And that is the sun pokin' his head 'round the curtain
Now please can we leave, I'd like to go to bed now
It's not just the sun that is hurtin' my head now
Now I'm not tryin' to say that I'm smellin' of roses
But when will we tire of puttin' s**t up our noses?
- Everyone's At It by Lily Allen
I think I need an explanation
cuz you're messin' up my perception
was it all just an illusion?
Think you need to wake me up.
Hallucination, I can't see past the lines
Hallucination, it's what I'm witnessing tonight
Hallucination, you keep messin' with my mind
Hallucination
Empty inside, musta been delirious out my mind
to think that you were the one for me
And me, I'm fine, thought that you were my shelter, my place to hide
Guess you weren't the one for me
- Hallucination by Myah Marie
I have tons of others. But it's a lot to go through sweatdrop
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Posted: Wed Nov 25, 2009 4:10 pm
"when Bruce Willis died at the end of Sixth Sense I JIZZED IN MY PANTS"
>.> MUA HA HA HA HA HA HAAA!
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Posted: Wed Dec 09, 2009 4:14 pm
Everything which makes me anxious, at times, unbearably so.
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