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 Posted: Thu Apr 23, 2009 12:36 am
I would yell loudly "quit looki' at my boobs, you perv!" so everyone on the bus would stare at him and he would be embarresed. mrgreen
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Posted: Thu Apr 23, 2009 9:15 am
Sakiawana Doctor of Poetic Harmony Situation #5Vroooom! You're doing 110mph on the highway in your new Mercedes. Suddenly, a red mustang is tailing behind you. The driver seems hostile, not wanting to slow down. You decide to pull over, but he he preventing you from doing that. Gritting your teeth, you have to take drastic measures. Here's is what you have in your car: 1. A silver magnum 2. One combat knife 3. Two grenades. Don't ask me why you have those, you just do. Edit: YOU MUST USE THESE ITEMS AND BE OUTRAGEOUS! Now...WHAT WILL YOU DO? Hmm... First, I'ld chuck a grenade so the cat crashes, next, I'ld get him out of his car using the other grenade and the knife. then I'ld replace his fuses with ammo from the gun (so when he starts the car back up, and thinks 'hahaha, I'm awesome and blah blah blah' he'll get 'shot' by the fuse in a place where it really hurts >D assuming that his fuse box is under the steering wheel, and if it isn't, then I'll just move it there X3 also, make sure his car will short wire razz that way he'll be stranded as well) I'll steal his phone while I'm at it XD then I'll chuck the other grenade in the back of the car, so when he gets away, he'll have the police on his tail for the first explosion biggrin (if any one is question the fuse thing, it was on a mythbusters episode XD) What are you, some handyman that you can replace fuses with bullets? Lol.
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Posted: Thu Apr 23, 2009 9:16 am
Seriphina Blu I would yell loudly "quit looki' at my boobs, you perv!" so everyone on the bus would stare at him and he would be embarresed. mrgreen Lol, I'm sure everyone else would be looking as well.
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Posted: Thu Apr 23, 2009 2:31 pm
Doctor of Poetic Harmony Situation #1You are on the local bus, coming from your commuting school. You've failed your exam and your best friend had ditched you for the school's jerk of a football captain. Angered and confused you turn to see that a middle aged man is staring you down. You kindly ask him what's up and he just snickers at you. Sighing heavily you move further to the front of the bus and, strangely he follows you. He sits behind you and starts to make dirty remarks at you. Now...WHAT WOULD YOU DO? I would tell him to back off before i call 911 and they do a Rodney King move on him.
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Posted: Thu Apr 23, 2009 2:41 pm
I would tell her that during the orgy they kept telling me that i would never be better than her. Then i'd turn around and yell this girl is lookin for the owner of the balls that got left at her house last night.
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Posted: Thu Apr 23, 2009 2:50 pm
i would go to a plastic surgeon get a sex change and call myself Susan.
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Posted: Thu Apr 23, 2009 3:02 pm
Doctor of Poetic Harmony Situation #4Plain and simple. A guy is on the train and steps on your shoe, but doesn't say sorry. Meanwhile, he steps on your foot several more times and still doesn't apologize. Now....WHAT WILL YOU DO? In this one, I want you people to be CRAZY! I mean WACKO! GO! I would pull out my knife gut him like a fish. Then i would cut off his feet tie his entrails to them. Then i would wear it as a necklace.
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Posted: Thu Apr 23, 2009 3:11 pm
sonia95 Doctor of Poetic Harmony Situation #4Plain and simple. A guy is on the train and steps on your shoe, but doesn't say sorry. Meanwhile, he steps on your foot several more times and still doesn't apologize. Now....WHAT WILL YOU DO? In this one, I want you people to be CRAZY! I mean WACKO! GO! I would pull out my knife gut him like a fish. Then i would cut off his feet tie his entrails to them. Then i would wear it as a necklace. Damn...."Best Response" right here.
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Posted: Thu Apr 23, 2009 3:12 pm
i would pull up beside him shoot him in the chest then his tires. then i would approach him cut of his willy shove it in his mouth put one grenade where his willy use to me and the other up the rear.
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Posted: Thu Apr 23, 2009 3:14 pm
sonia95 i would pull up beside him shoot him in the chest then his tires. then i would approach him cut of his willy shove it in his mouth put one grenade where his willy use to me and the other up the rear. People called you crazy before right?
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Posted: Thu Apr 23, 2009 3:22 pm
sonia95 i would pull up beside him shoot him in the chest then his tires. then i would approach him cut of his willy shove it in his mouth put one grenade where his willy use to me and the other up the rear. eek . . . eep
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Posted: Thu Apr 23, 2009 8:20 pm
Doctor of Poetic Harmony Sakiawana Doctor of Poetic Harmony Situation #5Vroooom! You're doing 110mph on the highway in your new Mercedes. Suddenly, a red mustang is tailing behind you. The driver seems hostile, not wanting to slow down. You decide to pull over, but he he preventing you from doing that. Gritting your teeth, you have to take drastic measures. Here's is what you have in your car: 1. A silver magnum 2. One combat knife 3. Two grenades. Don't ask me why you have those, you just do. Edit: YOU MUST USE THESE ITEMS AND BE OUTRAGEOUS! Now...WHAT WILL YOU DO? Hmm... First, I'ld chuck a grenade so the cat crashes, next, I'ld get him out of his car using the other grenade and the knife. then I'ld replace his fuses with ammo from the gun (so when he starts the car back up, and thinks 'hahaha, I'm awesome and blah blah blah' he'll get 'shot' by the fuse in a place where it really hurts >D assuming that his fuse box is under the steering wheel, and if it isn't, then I'll just move it there X3 also, make sure his car will short wire razz that way he'll be stranded as well) I'll steal his phone while I'm at it XD then I'll chuck the other grenade in the back of the car, so when he gets away, he'll have the police on his tail for the first explosion biggrin (if any one is question the fuse thing, it was on a mythbusters episode XD) What are you, some handyman that you can replace fuses with bullets? Lol. Well why not >3 *cackles insanely* (and you said be outrageous razz )
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Posted: Thu Apr 23, 2009 8:48 pm
I think its time for a new situation.
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Posted: Thu Apr 23, 2009 9:05 pm
Situation #6
Position: A Scientist
You have been working on the cure for cancer and you are weeks away for a breakthrough. Suddenly, one of your assistants burst through the doors screaming: "Andrew had found the cure! He's found it!" Rushing after him, you see there is a whole crowd around Andrew's desk. After minutes of explaining, you find out that he, in fact, has found a cure for cancer. Burning with jealousy, you want the fame and fortune. You come up with three options:
1. Wait till the labatory closes and switch stations
2. Add water to his solution
3. Kill him > smile
In this, you must choose one and explain how you will execute it. Must be a nice, solid paragraph!
So....WHAT WILL YOU DO?
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Posted: Thu Apr 23, 2009 11:39 pm
I'ld pick... none of the above. =/
Instead, when everyone else has left, I'ld steal his findings and add poison to his solution- giving him a loooot of deaths on his hands, and you come up with the real cure cool
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