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PostPosted: Tue Mar 10, 2009 4:43 pm


The Joker, holding Barbara's scared form in his arms (( You're right, all I can think of is Scooby-Doo when I think about that, LOL )), whispered into her ear, "Don't worry, they'll not get you."

Joker then looked to Zephyr and, with a smile, said, "Zephyr, first of all, if this was suppossed to be fun for everyone, then what do you call Scarecrow ripping Barbie away from the fun she wanted to have? I even gave him a CHOICE! Since WHEN do I give people choices?! You were spaced out, so I took it upon myself to fix the situation. And as for the help, I'll just give you some of my men, pending your withdrawing these creatures; they seem to act upon fear, and my poor Sheep here is VERY much afraid... Wouldn't want one of your invited guests to accidentally die by your own hands, now, would you?"
PostPosted: Tue Mar 10, 2009 6:20 pm


"Pft, oh please, that won't get you out of this one. And they won't harm her unless instructed. The hired help was the price of said dimensional appearance, they will sustain it's exsistance for quite a while. As for your other excuse, it's quite lacking, seeing as if she had just been more straight forward about her wishes I'm most certain she would have been released. And even so, you needn't have added insult to injury where as Scarecrow was most obviously trying to act in her best interest in the first place." Zephyr paused here, as a huge dog-like creature with massive front arms and shriveled masses for hind legs slid out of the wall. She idly scratched it's muzzle.
"Though I will admit it would do him good to learn to loosen up a bit, that act of yours will do nothing if make him more weary of futer confrontations. Hardly useful here, now is it?" She held up a hand before he could answer.
"No, you needn't comment on it, we know the answer already."

She paused to consider, but it was not truly her considering as much as the Shadow Force. Then she smiled her now many overlapping and sharp toothed smile, more of a grin than anything.
"Okay, then, retribution." It hissed, overpowering Zephyr's voice now.
"Joker, we will give you this choice," It noted, standing Zephyr's body up straighter,
"You will either relinquish the sheep to us for the time being..." Here it waved it's hand, and a mirror formed in the wall that rippled like liquid. Instead of reflecting the room, it showed an empty cell in what was recognizably Arkham.
"Or we will take care to drop you off here, in this place with which you are so very familiar, in the solitary cell. The choice is yours. Either you will be returned, or the sheep will." The Shadow Force noted.
"Oh yes, and your arms will be broken as well, just for good measure. The Sheep will not face this particular punishment, but you will. So, make the choice." The Shadow Force sat back to wait.

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PostPosted: Wed Mar 11, 2009 3:58 pm


"You call THAT a choice? Yeesh, you really need to work on your reasoning skills..." Suddenly, an expression of realization emerged upon his face. "...Unless you WANTED me to give that answer. All right, have it your way." Looking at Barbara, he said, "Well, I DID promise they wouldn't get you, and I'm not about to break that now. I guess this is good-bye for... about a month or so, just long enough for me to heal up enough to break out again. Send a postcard, alright?" He set Barbara down, smiling a much more genuine smile than normal and continued with, "You know, I'd still do it. Helping you, it was worth it. I'll see you later." Then, turning to Zephyr, with a his normal trademark grin on his face now, he said, "Well, Shadow Force, let's get on with it, send me back to Arkham. Oh, and thank you again for the exploding bubbles, they're lovely."
PostPosted: Wed Mar 11, 2009 4:25 pm


The clown sat crossed legged looking at the creature.
The clown thought he was dreaming so he stood up but was too weak and fell too the ground.
"Ya' know clown...Your full of empty threats."
The clown used his arm to wipe the hair out of his eyes.
"I'm not dead yet either...So your full of lies."

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PostPosted: Wed Mar 11, 2009 5:17 pm


Barbara frowned.
“NO!”
She clenched her fists and pulled out a mini desert eagle, aiming it at Zephyr.
Whether it did anything or not, she didn’t care.
Torn between two sides.
Protection and fun.
It hurt her inside, but she wanted both. She wouldn’t get it, but it was worth a shot.
“He stays,”
Her voice stood firm, and Barbara’s pupils were dilated. Her adrenaline rush kicked in.
“Break any part of him and I’ll break your face. Got it? He might have hurt Crane. I know. It bothers you. You think it doesn’t bother me either? I thought Joker was your friend?”
Barbara paused.
She felt like Harley. Black Sheep shuddered and paused.
Was she another puppet?
She shook off her thoughts and kept on.
“You don’t do that to friends. What crap are you trying to pull? I know we can’t just let this act go unpunished, because, obviously… It’s just too brutal to ignore. But there must be some other way. Let’s negotiate, meet both way, hm? I’m sure that if something happened to me, Scarecrow wouldn’t be too happy with you or himself, hm? Yes, I’m sure of that, so let’s sit back and talk, eh?”
PostPosted: Wed Mar 11, 2009 5:27 pm


The Shadow Force frowned at Barbara, all sharp teeth protruding so the teeth were now all you could see. Then the Shadow Force Laughed.
"Silly little human. For one thing, guns are fare too impersonally destructive to be allowed here. Their presence seems to dull the humans' minds. Just like with your mind. What ever made you think such an item would work on the likes of us?" The Shadow Force paused before continuing.
"And another thing, you think fare too highly of yourself. After such treachery you think you can speak of friends? Just where do your loyalties lie, girl?" It hissed, then turned back to the Joker.
"You are good to realize just who is now in control here. Even if the human who channels is aware that such a thing is more than likely to happen upon the summoning." With a final nod, massive clawed arms stretched from the ground and snapped the Joker's arms so they where broken in multiple places, then they tossed him through the mirror into the other side to the thousands of voices in one that is the Shadow Forces' last words.
"We do hope you enjoyed your stay. Feel free to visit our dimension again any time you see fit."

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PostPosted: Wed Mar 11, 2009 5:37 pm


Barbara collapsed to the ground by her knees, staring at the 2 horrors of one night.
Scarecrow.
Joker.
She shook her head, tears flowing from her eyes. The emotional impact driving her to the edge. Barbara heaved heavy sobs, unable to control her own emotions.
Brought down to the dirt.
It wasn’t fair.
She screamed in anger and of emotional anguish.
She couldn’t leave Scarecrow, yet couldn’t follow Joker.
She was a coward.
Couldn’t always handle her own personal problems. Avoided them.
She didn’t want to face them. It was burning her around the edges.
PostPosted: Wed Mar 11, 2009 7:16 pm


Joker sceamed in pain, echoing the sound of snapping emitting from his arms. He continued to scream as he was thrown through the mirror, and finally stopped as he landed. With extreme difficulty, he righted himself into a seated position, and started to laugh. He could still see the mirror in the air, now allowing him to see into the Nowhere mansion of the Shadow Force. His laugh was loud and rambuctious, and it had caused a guard to come and investigate the sudden reappearance of the Ace of Knaves in his cell. As the cell door swung open and the guard stepped in, wondering why the Hell Joker was wearing a purple eyepatch, the clown looked into the mirror, at Zephyr, and said, "Hey, Zephyr... Stop me if you've heard this one before..."

In a sudden flash of movement, he jumped up and kicked the entering guard in the throat. A faint snapping sound could be heard, not of more bones breaking, but more like that of a button unclasping. This sound repeated a couple of times, and then, strangely, it appeared that Joker's shattered arms were falling straight off his body, until it finally reached the shoulders, when leather straps fell out of his sleeves, attatched to his arms. His real arms shot out of his jacket sleeves, and with them, he quickly snapped the neck of the helpless guard. Joker looked back into the mirror, popped off a quick salute at Zephyr, said out loud, "Barbie, I'll see you later tonight, my dear!", then looked at the door. He took one final look into the mirror and said "And exit stage right, laughing all the way! HAHAHAHAHAHEHEHEEHEEHOHOHOOHOOHOHEHEHEEHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!" And with that, the Joker took off through the door and down the hall, laughing maniacally.

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PostPosted: Wed Mar 11, 2009 7:23 pm


(( I guess that's it for the Joker in this RP... It's been real fun. There's a reason the assault on the Scarecrow happened, but that's another story for another time. And you know, he DID promise to see Barbara later tonight; who knows, it just might happen before the party ends... Either way, I'll see you all later! CBJ, out! ))
PostPosted: Wed Mar 11, 2009 8:23 pm


((*waves* Glad you had fun! n_n And where the hell's the Scarecrow anyways? You would have thought that he would have had something to say in this whole matter...oh well! And one of the real reasons for the Shadow Forces' actions was also an alterior motive, which it always has many of, to be revealed thus!))
With that scene, the mirror disappeared into the walls. The Shadow Force turned back to the remaining people.
"What is that human phrase of yours? Ah yes, What Goes Around Comes Around. It is very true, we simply like to speed up the process." It rose then, glancing sideways at Barbara.
"You would do good to remember that one..." before walking over to where Crane was.

The dancing mist of darkness that forms the Shadow Force licked at the edges of the costume as it gazed down at him.
"You, human, dressed and claiming the vantage of something else, watch and wait and instigate, manipulate the fear. But, as was very much proven, for all the knowledge that you gain and use, you are still only a human. You feel pain, you grow old, you are weakened, you die. Someone will always best you, even in the area you pride yourself most on, fear. But what if we were to tell you it didn't have to be that way? What if we could tell you that you could be released from the limitations which are currently placed upon you, that you could be transformed. Our dimension has so much fear through out it, we should like very much to derive it into a certain sector, to organize it..." The Shadow Force smiled it's all sharp-tooth smile, and handed him a card.
"If our offer is tempting enough, just follow the instructions on the back, we will be glad to tell you more..."

And with that, the creatures began to melt into the floor, and the darkness began to recede, until at last all was as it was before, even Zephyr. She Yawned and stretched, and then looked around while rubbing her eyes. Then she smiled.
"Wow! Talk about drama! I'm usually pretty okay at ending stuff like that myself, but, well...so is the Shadow Force!" She smiled, and laughed a bit, then yawned again.
"I hope Uncle J didn't take it too personal..." She added as an after thought.
"At any rate, yeah! Zephyr is all tired now, so lets do something relaxing-like! Lights, Popcorn, And Start The Movie Marathon!" She yelled out with a grin. Then looked around.
"Oh yeah...that's right...well, damn. Guess we'll have to get the popcorn ourselves, and I'll start the movies! Everyone, grab your pillows and blankets and stuffed bunnies-erm, animals! And don't worry, if you fall asleep first, we'll just draw on your face!" She gave a thumbs up grin, and went to put in Monty Python And the Holy Grail.

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PostPosted: Thu Mar 12, 2009 12:44 pm


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((*waves* Glad you had fun! n_n And where the hell's the Scarecrow anyways? You would have thought that he would have had something to say in this whole matter...oh well! And one of the real reasons for the Shadow Forces' actions was also an alterior motive, which it always has many of, to be revealed thus!))

(( You don't know about Clever Scarecrow and Barbara Woole, do you? It's pretty common knowlege: they're the same person. It's written at the top of Barbara Woole's profile page. Besides, Scarecrow might be a little out of it... Kinda what happens when you have massive amounts of voltage course through your body, then you get your teeth kicked down your throat. And, after reading what the Shadow Force had to say to the Scarecrow, I think... we just opened up the way to introduce the Scarebeast into the story! Either way, have fun! I MIGHT be back! Heh heh heh heh heh... ))
PostPosted: Thu Mar 12, 2009 2:08 pm


((I do know, I just pretend I don't! n_n
As for the Scarebeast, ******** no! The Shadow Force wants to make him a real scarecrow, and the being that will store all the fear that takes place in it's dimension for appropriate redistribution. *nods* ))

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PostPosted: Fri Mar 13, 2009 12:16 pm


(( Now here comes my favorite part. Beating up Barbara. I don’t know why, but I love it! ))

The Scarecrow lay nearby in agony. His body quivered and ached. The sounds of the clowns bones made him happy.
Barbara’s wails made him feel even better. He struggled to roll over, and look her in the eyes. Pure animosity.
Traitors never lasted long in his clutches. This one wasn’t about to either.
He detested them.
Yet here was his own Frankenstein’s Bride. A monster that never deserved to live.
Never even deserved to be thought of in the first place.
With anger and hatred pulsing through his veins, he struggled to reach in his pocket.
But Crane got it.
A mini-dart gun.
Some people deserve to die.
Jonathan fired two shots at any exposed part of Black Sheep, which happened to be her thigh.
Overdose. It went to her system. He made sure she’d die a mentally and physically painful, slow death.
With his last bit of blind rage, he made hand gestures to Nightmare, who instantly understood.
A black shape glided swiftly through the air, stopping at Barbara’s face. The birds sharp talons were trying to shred her face off.
It cawed in rage. Feathers rained down, making it hard to see what exactly was going on.
Jonathan smirked to himself as he sighed contently.
He looked at the card, acknowledged the creature’s words, and rested his head. He closed his eyes.
PostPosted: Fri Mar 13, 2009 12:18 pm


Barbara got up from the ground, choking on tears.
It wasn’t fair.
She wailed louder during her session of mourning, only to be stopped by the feeling of a sharp pain in her thigh. Black Sheep looked over her shoulder, spotting two empty darts. It was too late to pluck them out in a frenzy now.
Within a minute, Barbara was already stumbling over herself. The toxin that invaded her body caused her to gag, clutch her stomach in pain.
He obviously had been well prepared for this party. Now it was going to be her grave within a matter of hours.
Everything around her moved, twisted and contorted to her worst nightmare. Death of everyone important to her. The room was littered with familiar corpses, all mutilated in the worst unimaginable way possible. A phantom, a spirit, Death, came striking at her with razor sharp claws, tearing her face up. Gashes ran across her face within seconds. Everything around her was slow, even her movements and reaction time. She was defenseless. Her heart felt as if were ready to explode.
Black Sheep began to gag again. This time she vomited. She tried to hold herself to the best of her abilities, unable to fight the mental and physical onslaughts sided against her.
She collapsed violently to the floor, breathing heavily as she felt herself drifting in and out of oblivion.
It would be hours before death, and it already felt like her demise was just seconds away.
The phantom stopped, flew away, but watched her intently, no longer attacking, but its talons out as if a warning.
She continued to look at the falsified scenery.
Just like them.
A corpse waiting to happen.

(( NOOOOO DON’T GOOOOO CBJ…
Sorry I didn’t respond much to your actions, Zephyr, but I think that Crane would be too pissed off to even noticed much that went on around him until he got his revenge.
Plus Scarecrow can’t talk. Not at the moment at least. ))

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PostPosted: Fri Mar 13, 2009 12:46 pm


(( I'm sorry, I couldn't stay away, and well... I think there's a moral to the story: Never invite Joker AND Scarecrow to a party. LOL ))
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