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 Posted: Tue Feb 24, 2009 3:04 pm
(( It would be my absolute honor, privelidge, and pleasure, I assure you all. twisted twisted twisted ))
"Well, we could fight, if you want, or, I could give you an example of my favorite thing in the whole wide world. " Joker turned to face Nigma.
"Oh, Eddie!" Joker called to Riddler as he walked over to him, "I have a riddle for YOU! Are you ready? Oh, of course you are, why do I even bother with asking you that? Anyways, here it is: What looks pretty, smells pretty, but gases you into nothing?" Immediately Joker starts whistling the tune that plays for 'Final Jeopardy', but stops after one line of it. "ERRRRRRRRR!! TIME'S UP!" he says as he clutches his jacket lapel, "The answer is... my flower!"
The diabolical clown squeezes his jacket lapel just below his flower, which caused the little thing to spray a jet of green mist into Riddler's face. Nigma almost immediately starts coughing, but soon the coughs turn into giggles, which soon after give way to maniacal hysterics of laughter. The laughter becomes so fierce that his body starts convulsing from the severity of the muscular movement, and the inability to stop for oxygen. After about three minutes, the laughing hasn't stopped, but it's quieter, as there isn't enough air in his lungs to produce the same pitch.
About four minutes after the gas was first sprayed, a gagging sound started emerging from Edward's throat. "Don't worry about that, kiddies," Joker said to everyone, "That's just his lungs collapsing, nothing to get worked up about."
Around five minutes after the murderous scene began, Edward Nigma, commonly known in Gotham City as the Riddler, stopped convulsing, stopped laughing, and stopped breathing. As a final joke, as if his body was relieved to finally be free of the suffering it had endured in its final moments of life, a perfect replica of Joker's trademark evil smile was forever formed on Nigma's face. Joker, wearing the exact same smile now, turned on everyone else and said, "Well, that was a gas! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHOHOHOHOHOHOHEHEHEHEHEEHEEHEEHAHAHA!!!"
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Posted: Wed Feb 25, 2009 7:05 pm
Zephyr flew from the back of the Guardian to cling to Meander.
"Piggy-Back Ride! Piggy-Back Ride!" She declared happily, secretly glad she only weighed ninety pounds and was short.
"Then, Zephyr votes we rob the liquor store and the gas station, she wants to make her own rum ice-cream, with REAL quantities of rum in it!" She smiled brightly. Rum and ice-cream, a wonderful combination she just couldn't live without!
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Posted: Thu Feb 26, 2009 1:54 pm
"Yes, yes, of course, but first we need to finish MY game, remember? Where we try to kill Batsy? After that, some rum ice cream sounds like a great treat!" he said to Zephyr. Ice cream sounded good. But first, there was the whole Batsy business. He couldn't leave without resolving that; it would disappoint the readers.
(( That's right, everyone! Joker has Fourth-Wall Perception! HA-HA!! xp ))
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Posted: Thu Feb 26, 2009 4:40 pm
Zephyr frowned.
"But your game is booooooring, and Mr. Batman's no where to be seen! It's like, he's just given up or something! And you have to admit it's hard to play the game without the key player..." Zephyr pointed out. Damn it, she wanted ice cream, and she wanted it NOW! Well, okay, not really, but she was already bored with this...
((seriously, do we even have a Batman?))
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Posted: Fri Feb 27, 2009 6:11 pm
(( mrgreen No, but Joker IS obssessed... LOL ))
Joker growled at this realization; Batsy WAS nowhere to be seen. "Where IS he?! He's NEVER this late!" Turning to everyone, he added, "There's a certain rhythm to it all: I cause trouble, he shows up, we have a couple laughs, and the whole game starts all over again!"
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Posted: Sat Feb 28, 2009 10:31 am
(( If we're giving up on Batsy, does that mean I can kill that NPC hostage kid? Please? ninja ))
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Posted: Sun Mar 01, 2009 3:11 pm
With Zephyr clinging to her back, Meander took off. After their rooftop grew too familiar, she began leaping between rooftops and spinning in circles.
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Posted: Sun Mar 01, 2009 4:02 pm
(( Um... may I kill the NPC hostage? I don't want to do it if it's not okay... ))
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Posted: Sun Mar 01, 2009 7:19 pm
(You'll have to ask Helena.)
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Posted: Mon Mar 02, 2009 1:24 pm
[[ I'M ALIVE! Haha. Of course. NPCs can be murdered and maimed unless I tell you otherwise (ex. if they serve a certain permanent purpose). On the note of Batman, we do not have one, but if you all like, I could scout for someone or I could puppet him myself? ]]
Firecracker stood to his feet, rubbing his bum. Stupid fall. "How about we steal some of those martinis down by the bar and forcibly make the bartender serve in nothing but his underwear?" Markuro asked with a small smile. For some reason, he liked making people do things in their underwear. It wasn't really sexual, it was just a very strange fetish...
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Posted: Mon Mar 02, 2009 1:42 pm
(( If you're going to puppet Bats, the kid'll live for now. If you decide against it, he dies. So it's really up to you. I await your decision, Helena. ))
"That depends, is the bartender... a woman? If so, then I'm for it! If not, well, I'D much rather force the bartender to put some of this...", at which time he held up a small vial, "...into half the people's drinks. Then, we make EVERYONE drink at the same time! The end result: a VERY good laugh for us! Heh heh heh heh heh heh heh..."
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Posted: Mon Mar 02, 2009 5:46 pm
((hey! I thought the kid was MY hostage! And I hate to say it, but the Shadow Force I work under is strictly against the killing of children. They're like little batteries for it! So you can try to kill him, but then the Shadow Force will just save his life....and kind of claim it, taking him to it's dimension...which is kind of like killing him...in a way...))
"Wheeeee!" Zephyr was having fun, she loved piggy-back rides! She didn't care what anyone else said or did, she would never give up her childhood! At least, never completely...
"Go faster, go faster!" She prodded excitedly.
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Posted: Wed Mar 04, 2009 4:34 pm
(( Your hostage... MY hostage... you say that like Joker would CARE... LOL ))
" So," Joker said to everyone, "What do you think?"
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Posted: Wed Mar 04, 2009 5:41 pm
"Zephyr would rather make everyone fight to the death in an all out pirate brawl! Only a few swords dispersed between them!" Zephyr decided. She was already getting bored with the Joker's usual antics. And besides, bar fights to the death were funner than people just laughing themselves to death.
"No offense, Uncle J, but your same old tricks are getting just a bit boring. Maybe if you mixed it up a bit?" She offered.
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Posted: Thu Mar 05, 2009 2:58 pm
Firecracker snarled something incoherent under his breath. A strange chill flooded through the roof, and the presence of one more was made known. In the shadow of the night, the image of an oversized bat haunted them all...
Firecracker pouted, "Oh, sh-"
[[ NA-NA NA NA NA-NA NA-NA, NA-NA NA NA NA-NA, BATMAN! ]]
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