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Lumanny the Space Jew

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PostPosted: Mon Mar 02, 2009 2:58 pm


1.) Thank you, Silent, for ending the tangent I didn't have the heart to bring back to funny stories myself.

2.) You sure educatred him! Now, educate me on how you inverted the scissors?
PostPosted: Mon Mar 02, 2009 3:04 pm


1) You're welcome.

2) I don't remember exactly what I did, but I think I unscrewed the screw and flipped the blades around, and then switched the grips. Then I put the screw back in.

3) I now own a pair of lefty scissors that I bought today!!

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Lumanny the Space Jew

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PostPosted: Mon Mar 02, 2009 3:06 pm


25,157.) Smart strategy and Cool purchase.
PostPosted: Mon Mar 02, 2009 3:11 pm


Yup...

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PostPosted: Mon Mar 02, 2009 4:11 pm


I straightened my hair today and looked like I'd come from the 1980s, instead of the 1890s. It was awesome! Though I'll never do it again! I did look awful.

There's a story for ya.
PostPosted: Mon Mar 02, 2009 6:34 pm


Thank goodness! The worst thing about the flat iron was its introduction into male culture. If you have wavy or curly hair, keep it that way. There's something completely adorable about a guy who spends less time on his hair than me. Of course washing it is still a good thing to do.

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Lumanny the Space Jew

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PostPosted: Mon Mar 02, 2009 6:40 pm


My older brother once grew out his hair to donate and had it striaghtened one day out of the blue.

(EDIT: Post 111! I NEVER get those cool multiples of 10 and 111. WOO-HOO!)
PostPosted: Mon Mar 02, 2009 7:08 pm


I could see how one would get curious. My mother has curly hair and one time she had her stylist straighten just to see what she looked like. What I'm saying is this Pete Wentz fad with the ultra straight hair, angled bangs, and ridiculously female haircuts is getting so old.
Don't even get me started on boys wearing girl jeans. Ugh.

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silent_death_is_loud

PostPosted: Tue Mar 03, 2009 1:07 pm


Lol. One of the guys in my class claims it 'enhances his figure'. Whatever...
PostPosted: Tue Mar 03, 2009 1:27 pm


The white text following is for the older crowd only, please. I don't want to offend anyone.

Lol, let me be frank. It's a lose-lose situation for guys wearing girl pants. If I can see your package, it's disturbing. If I can't see your package you're either tucking (equally disturbing) or it's non-existent.

This is a plea to all male kind to stop wearing girls pants. Oh, and stop treating your ex-girlfriends like dirt...That too.

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Lumanny the Space Jew

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PostPosted: Tue Mar 03, 2009 3:20 pm


I have a really funny story:

One time kingpinsqueezels said:

kingpinsqeezels
The white text following is for the older crowd only, please. I don't want to offend anyone.

Lol, let me be frank. It's a lose-lose situation for guys wearing girl pants. If I can see your package, it's disturbing. If I can't see your package you're either tucking (equally disturbing) or it's non-existent.

This is a plea to all male kind to stop wearing girls pants. Oh, and stop treating your ex-girlfriends like dirt...That too.
PostPosted: Tue Mar 03, 2009 3:22 pm


By girl pants, do you mean skinny jeans or men's tights? I'm guilty of the former.

I am not guilty of treating exes like dirt, if that redeems me.

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kingpinsqeezels

PostPosted: Tue Mar 03, 2009 3:31 pm


Tights can be forgiven under certain circumstances.
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PostPosted: Tue Mar 03, 2009 3:32 pm


He meant the former.

I stick to slacks.

Lumanny the Space Jew

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kingpinsqeezels

PostPosted: Tue Mar 03, 2009 4:09 pm


Former, latter, I can't keep track anymore.

I guess they do make skinny jeans for men, but if the zipper is smaller than 3 inches they might as well be pants made for girls. Am I right?
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