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 Posted: Sun Mar 06, 2011 4:59 pm
Granted.... unfortunately you die immediately upon this wish being granted, and are unable to form a wish in time to save yourself from this sad and terrible fate. It's okay, I'm sure plenty of people will attend your funeral. There will be cookies.
I wish for the same wish i wished for last, without the corruption.
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Posted: Sun Mar 06, 2011 8:15 pm
Granted! Magic is real! It's too bad you immediately annoyed someone more powerful than you and were turned into a frog, then run over by a magically powered bus.
I wish I had a hersheys dark chocolate bar.
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Posted: Sun Mar 06, 2011 9:55 pm
Oh, it's on. mad
Granted, you have exactly what you wished for: A Hershy's (tm) Dark Chocolate candy bar. This one is from the Museum of Chocolate, and is the oldest one from their display. This makes you a thief, besides the fact that this candy bar has long since turned to dust and is inedible.
Once again, I shall wish for magic to be real, barring the past two corruptions. YOU CANNOT CORRUPT IT FOREVAH! Muahahahaha
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Posted: Mon Mar 07, 2011 5:03 pm
GRANTED!
Magic is real! Everyone can do it! Except for you that is, oh well, you got your wish right???
Mwaa-haa-ha!
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Posted: Mon Mar 07, 2011 7:23 pm
I believe "Mwaa-haa-ha!" translates from Evil Villianese as "I wish to rule the world."
Granted! Through careful planning, devious tactics, and iron-willed brutality, you somehow manage to dominate the entire planet. In your victory celebration, you choke to death on a piece of candy. How unfortunate.
I wish I could I could telepathically pass messages to others instead of texting them.
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Posted: Mon Mar 07, 2011 11:36 pm
Granted!
But... your new ability so annoys your friends that soon you have no friends left.
I wish that someone else would rule the world, exactly the same way as I would, leaving me free to have fun and not be bothered. xd
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Posted: Sat Mar 12, 2011 8:30 pm
Granted! A identical version of yourself come out of nowhere and usurps your throne, banishing you to a deserted island. You are now free, and will never be bothered by anyone. Ever.
I wish I didn't have to set my clock forward for DST! sad
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Posted: Sun Mar 13, 2011 2:42 pm
Granted, you're teleported back in time to the late 1600s where you're deemed a witch for your strange clothing, dialect, and random appearance... and so you're hanged.
I wish Guacamole didn't get sent back in time.
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Posted: Sun Mar 13, 2011 2:49 pm
Granted; he's teleported forward in time to the late 2600s, where he's deemed a witch for his strange clothing, dialect, and random appearance... And so he's hanged. History repeats itself? gonk
I wish Guacamole weren't a witch... crying
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Posted: Mon Mar 14, 2011 7:59 pm
Granted, but you in turn are turned into a witch to take his place in the future... and are hanged.
I wish everyone would leave Rebecca Black alone!
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Posted: Mon Mar 14, 2011 10:51 pm
Granted! No one ever bothers her again. In fact she is completely isolated and unknown. Not a single person ever speaks to her or comes near her.
I wish I knew who Rebecca Black is.
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Posted: Wed Mar 16, 2011 7:30 pm
Granted, you do know now, but Rebecca Black was banished from the time-line and the world, and everyone else forgot about her, so know people think you are crazy when you talk about her.
I wish I had a sandwich xp
(oh wait...I dont even like sandwhiches...)
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I married a Lego Vice Captain
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Posted: Wed Mar 16, 2011 9:35 pm
Granted! Here's a sandwich! It's roast beef! Fresh too!
What do you mean, you don't want to eat your own hind leg? confused
I wish my daughter had a seperate IP.
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Posted: Tue Mar 22, 2011 12:05 pm
Granted. She now has her own IP address. Unfortunately, yours is no longer accepted online for some reason, giving you an error message about ceiling cats. Now you have to use your daughter's IP address, so the problem is hardly solved.
Now that magic is finally real, I wish that I were my rpc Leinad P. Werecat in all his glory.
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Posted: Fri Mar 25, 2011 11:17 am
Granted! While shopping for a week's groceries, you unknowingly run into a small orphan girl who thinks you are attacking her. As a forgotten descendant of a royal family, she has amazing magical power, and manages to vaporize you before she even realizes what is going on. Watch where you're going!
I wish I could surf the future internet now, so I could copy my own finished work before I do it.
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