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xXSabrina_Alexinia_BerkXx
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 Posted: Thu Jun 11, 2009 8:35 pm
Random Factoid: Toast is more likely to fall buttered side down then buttered side up.
Random Factoid: Cat's almost always land on their feet.
Cat with a piece of buttered side up toast on it's back = antigravity.
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Posted: Thu Jun 11, 2009 11:32 pm
If i run into a fire station and yell "MOVIE! MOVIE!" can I get arrested?
Is anyone ever lost WITH a trace?
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AshoftheMidnightRose Crew
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Posted: Thu Jun 11, 2009 11:37 pm
xD!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I had this same conversation with a few of my friends!!
We were sitting in Creative writing class just being bored because I forgot to bring my playing cards and the teacher doesn't teach at the end of the year. So we three were just sitting playing word games that I showed them.(like make a wish and have it horribly corrupted, three word silly story, ect.)
Me: Huh.............. Hey... What would be a creative way to suicide?
Lindsey: Iunno. Why the sudden morbid curiosity? 0_o
Autumn: Yeah.. weird much? o_0
Me: Well Iunno. I just think that if you're resolved to go then you could at least bring a smile to the faces of those who read your obituary. xD Like... Oh! Here's a good one! If you're gonna jump, take cheese wire and wrap it around your neck then tie it to the building top. Then, super glue your hands to either side of your head! So when you land, it looks like you pulled your head off!! xD!!!!! *starts laughing hard almost falling out of her seat*
Lindsey: *is cracking up* xd
Autumn: That's a good one!! xD Ooo! Another! Tie cats to your feet and hold a toaster while jumping into a pool!! That way you get scratched to death, electrocuted AND drown!!! xD!!
Me: *burst into another round of laughter* XD
Lindsey: AHHAHAHAHA!!! Ooo! Ooo! you know.. Cats always land on their feet... and buttered toast always lands butter side down... so... if you glued buttered toast to your head.. and tied cats to your feet..... then jumped off of a building..... would you levitate?! xD!!!!!!!!!
Me: AHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!! xD!!!
Autumn: Oh! G*D!! Your killin' me!! xD!!!
Me: xD No but I think you'd realize about five feet from the ground, "Oh crap... this might not work." XD!!!!!!!!!!
We were hysterically laughing for about 20 minutes. We got the whole room involved in our morbid little game. xD
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Posted: Thu Jun 11, 2009 11:49 pm
the mac was actually fine, it was the cheese that decided it would be a good idea to burn
How many people thought of inventing the Post-It note, but they had nothing to write it down on?
What color does a smurf turn if you strangle it?
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xXSabrina_Alexinia_BerkXx
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Posted: Thu Jun 11, 2009 11:53 pm
Joker-Nightmaren the mac was actually fine, it was the cheese that decided it would be a good idea to burn How many people thought of inventing the Post-It note, but they had nothing to write it down on? What color does a smurf turn if you strangle it?I don't know........Ashie? What color do you turn? ((I almost fell out of my chair when I saw that.))
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Posted: Tue Jun 23, 2009 3:46 pm
""As all your dependence is ever on the aid of the Blessed Virgin, you shall behold her before you always as you go." With that, the priest reversed the shield and displayed the inside. There, delicately painted in the best French style was a picture of a woman, shown from the waist up. By the halo about her head, Terende guessed that this was supposed to be the Virgin Mary, but few women could have looked less virginal. Her loose robe gapped widely open at the breast, displaying everything that one would expect to find there. Her slight smile was positively seductive.
"The Virgin?" Gawain asked.
"And this shield I present to you, noblest of knights," Father La Roche concluded with a fourish.
Gawain took it and looked at the picture for a long moment, then reverently handed it back to Terence. "Why don't you take this to our rooms, lad?" he whispered. "And take care of it."
"I might just blot out some bits of this picture, though," Terence muttered.
"What, this holy picture? Why, lad?" Gawain was all wided-eyed innocence.
"To preserve that pure mind of yours, of course," Terence retorted as he carried the shield away."
--The Squire, His Knight, & His Lady, Gerald Morris
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Posted: Tue Jul 07, 2009 11:03 am
We were playin monopoly.
Livi-chan: I'll do what I do when I do it.
We were tired it was late we all found it funny. But I really liked that quote.
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Posted: Thu Jul 16, 2009 4:34 pm
One more by Livi-chan: I would if I could but I can't so I won't.
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Posted: Thu Jul 16, 2009 7:21 pm
Me being random:
any video game when I'm with friends and then there are board game (but only when I'm board)
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Posted: Fri Sep 18, 2009 3:41 pm
"Don't follow in my footsteps, I walk into walls." - MemyselfandI! xD
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AshoftheMidnightRose Crew
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xXSabrina_Alexinia_BerkXx
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Posted: Fri Sep 18, 2009 10:39 pm
"I feel a disturbance in the force. My lightsaber has risen. Booop" A friend my joke made up after I showed him a youtube video of Gabriel Iglesias.
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Posted: Sun Sep 20, 2009 4:45 pm
Louie: You fiend..
Lestat: One happy family. ^_^
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AshoftheMidnightRose Crew
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Posted: Tue Dec 29, 2009 10:11 am
"Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people appear bright until you hear them speak." --A quote one of my friends on Facebook posted without a source
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Posted: Wed Dec 30, 2009 9:38 pm
Umexchan "Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people appear bright until you hear them speak." --A quote one of my friends on Facebook posted without a source I'm pasting that into my siggy forever. xD
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xXSabrina_Alexinia_BerkXx
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Posted: Wed Jan 13, 2010 10:03 pm
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