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hmm, i just rememberd this. When i was like three, i had a dreem taht and evil snake kidnapped my mom and tied her up and put her in a jar......strange....

I couldn't blow bubble either.

How blonde are you?

DONT CHEAT OR ITS NO FUN!

1.) There is a busy street and an orphan is standing on one side of the road, and the orphan's parents are on the other. How does the orphan cross the road to get to his/her parents?

2.) There is a 1-story-house and everything in the house is green. The rug, the TV, the phone,the sink, the bathroom, the dog, the walls, everything. What color are the stairs?

3.) There are 3 pine trees. If the wind is blowing north, what way are the leaves blowing?

4.) How many word's make up Webster's Dictionary?

5.) A widow's husband is very ill, and she doesn't have enough money to pay the medical bills. What can she do?

6.) What do you put in a toaster?
7.) What do cows drink?

8.) If Cingular wireless called you and told you that you have been on your home phone for 24 hours and they want the money for the bill now, what would you do?
9.) You have 2 coins in your pocket that make up 35 cents. One isn't a quarter. What are the 2 coins?

10.) There are 3 words in the dictionary. that end in -gry. One is angry. Another is hungry. What is the 3rd word.
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Answers
1.) Orphans don't have parents.
2.) It is a 1-story-house. There are no stairs.
3.) Pine trees don't have leaves, they have pine cones.
4.) 2 words. 1.) Webster's 2.)Dictionary
5.) Widows don't have husbands.
6.) You put bread in a toaster. If you said toast, that is what the bread becomes after being in the toaster, toasted.
7.) They drink water. Not milk.
8.) Cingular wireless is a cellular phone company. Why would they care how long you talked on your home phone?
9.) A quarter and a dime. If one isn't a quarter, than the other has to be.
10.) The third word is what. When I said what is the 3rd word, I was stating a fact as in the word what is the 3rd word.
Scores
-0 missed...0% blonde
-1 missed...10% blonde
-2 missed...20% blonde
-3 missed...30% blonde
-4 missed...40% blonde
-5 missed...50% blonde
-6 missed...60% blonde
-7 missed...70% blonde
-8 missed...80% blonde
-9 missed...90% blonde
-10 missed...100%

oh you poopy head! you did soooo much better than me........i guess thats what i get for being Platinum..... sweatdrop

do you not know the natural blonde colors? there is light blonde, dirty blonde, barely blonde, yellow blonde and platinum blonde, you silly^^

that explains it, hes a mud-blonde.

I'm mixing in a Harry Potter reference