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 Posted: Sat Jul 26, 2008 9:35 pm
I pick the ipod up and put in the earbuds, when i turn it on ,the sound coming out is a hypnosis track, telling me to jump off a bridge, I do so and land in a fish boat, dying from the fishy smell
a fish drops into the next post
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Posted: Sat Jul 26, 2008 11:57 pm
Let me light up the sky, light it up for you
the poor little fish lands next to me. like an idiot, i pick it up and run as fast as i can to the closest body of water. i dive in with the fish.
much to my dismay i landed in salt water and the fish was a fresh water fish. also, these waters were shark infested and they end me within seconds.
i drop my shoe lace eek
Let me tell you why, I would die for you
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Posted: Sun Jul 27, 2008 1:55 am
I pick up the shoelace during some nervous pacing, and begin to chew on it absentmindedly. As I come to a decision and complete filling out the necessary forms, I inhale sharply and choke to death on the shoelace, just as I have successfully...
...dropped philosophy class. xp
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Posted: Sun Jul 27, 2008 6:47 am
very bored during the summer and there is one free space in a philosophy class cause a girl dropped out. As i enter the classroom *BANG!* the door shuts behind me.... Walls of classroom start contracting.... ninja I use my ninja reflexes and wits to find an opening. *What!* there is an open window...I jump out of the window to realize I was 10 stories up....The *SPLAT* there is only blood.
.....I drop a crystal of sand
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Posted: Sun Jul 27, 2008 8:17 am
Let me light up the sky, light it up for you
the crystal of sand gets swept up by the wind and comes directly at me. it lodges itself in my throat, me not feeling a thing, and waits.
night falls and the sand detonates, blowing up half of Canada and myself.
i drop some fire twisted
Let me tell you why, I would die for you
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Posted: Sun Jul 27, 2008 4:14 pm
I notice the fire, so i get an extinguisher ( rigged with gasoilne inside..I did not know ) When i pull the trigger of the extinguisher gas comes out and *BOOOOOMMMM!!!!* death by point blank explosion.
I drop my eyeball pirate
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Posted: Sun Jul 27, 2008 6:18 pm
I hurry past the scene with a mic and speaker and slip on the eyeball, cracking my skull on the pavement. Bones are pressing into the speech centers of my brain. As I lay dying, I drop some loud rhymes.
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Posted: Sun Jul 27, 2008 7:18 pm
As i pass by the speakers, your loud rhymes sound more like a Banshee's scream. My brain resonates with the high frequency or those terrible sounds, thereby rupturing, splitting open my fragile skull.
I drop my wallet before i die.
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Posted: Mon Jul 28, 2008 1:43 am
I pick up the wallet and as I am flicking through it looking for ID, I see there is a huge wad of cash in it. Moved by cupidity, I start counting the bills. A street gang notice it and fire their Uzis..
..my severed hand falls to the ground.
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Posted: Mon Jul 28, 2008 9:33 am
whilst running, i slip and fall on the severed hand, landing on my scythe, completely dissembling my upper torso from my legs.
i drop a soft, fuzzy blanket.
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Posted: Mon Jul 28, 2008 1:57 pm
Let me light up the sky, light it up for you
the soft, fuzzy blanket turns out to be my wind security blanket...
however, it is mad that it was called a different name so it begins a tornado up and my body is picked up and flung against the objects inside the tornado so that all my bones are broken.
also, a knife comes flying and my neck and my bloody severed head falls onto the next post.
Let me tell you why, I would die for you
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Posted: Wed Jul 30, 2008 12:26 am
I'm walking along in the desert when I peek over this cliff.
Me: Oh I wouldn't want to fall off of here.
-severed head falls from the sky and lands in my arms-
Me: ZOMG!!!!!
-throws head and falls off the cliff and dies instantly-
A candy wrapper falls out of my pocket.
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Posted: Wed Jul 30, 2008 12:27 am
The bloody head falls into my arms, I mourn for the rest of my life until I am old and gray. When I finally perish from a broken heart, my Bi-Focal glasses fall into the next post.
EDIT: ah you beat me XP oh well. sry
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Posted: Wed Jul 30, 2008 12:32 am
The bifocals fall near me as I am about to cross the street, coming back from the laundromat. Picking them up, and realizing they came from a Gaian, I puzzle over them as I cross slowly. A member of Gaia - wearing bifocals??!?! I'm so focused on the glasses (ha! Get it?) that I don't notice the semi hurtling at me.
A basket full of clean laundry hits the ground.
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Posted: Wed Jul 30, 2008 6:27 am
Wandering the street, I spot a basket of laundry. As I walk towards it, I trip and fall face forward into the basket. I am smothered to death by the laundry.
My violin falls to the floor.
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