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 Posted: Tue May 27, 2008 3:19 am
its so nice when your sleeping and sum1 touches yor head very slowly moving down 2wards yor neck right very close to your ears n slowly whispers.....nakiliti ka ba???
Ipis ako." eek what did you expect???
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Posted: Wed May 28, 2008 4:28 am
sweet n severe impulse its so nice when your sleeping and sum1 touches yor head very slowly moving down 2wards yor neck right very close to your ears n slowly whispers.....nakiliti ka ba???
Ipis ako." eek what did you expect??? best alm ko kung bkit lumapit syo ung ipis kasi cute ka daw matulog wahahaha
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Posted: Wed May 28, 2008 8:43 pm
Matalinong bata si Garret. Siya ang pinakamatalino sa nayon nila. Minsan ,sumali siya sa quiz bee sa maynila. Sa kasawiang-palad,hindi siya pinalag na manalo. Malungkot na umuwi si Garret dahil bama ma-dissappoint sa kanya ang mga kanayon niya.Pero nagulat siya nang makauwi dahil ipinag fiesta siya ng buong nayon. Lalong nalungkot si Garret, kasi nga, hindi naman siya nanalo.
Nang salubungin siya ng nanay at tatay niya ay niyakap agad siya. Malungkot na sinabi ni Garret na hindi siya nanalo. Pero sabi ng mga magulat at kapitbahay niya, huwag na siyang magkaila dahil narinig nila sa radyo:
"CHAPION Cigarette!!"
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Lalaki nahulog sa septic tank.
Lalaki: "Sunog!Sunog!"
Dumating ang mga bumbero,naligtas sya. Tinanong sya,"Bakit sunog ang isinigaw mo?"
Lalaki:Kung ebak ba,pupunta ba kayo dito?
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Teenager: Lola,pupunta lang kmi s tipar.
Lola: Anong tipar?
Teenager razz arty!
Lola: Puro salitang kalye ang alam nyo!Mga P.S kayo!
Teenager: Anong P.S lola?
Lola: Pakin Shet!
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Translate in English:
May baliw,gumahasa ng labandera at tumakas.
NUT SCREWS WASHER and BOLTS.
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Sa simbahan ay may isang bata.
Bata: Lord,bigyan nyo po ako ng bagong bike!
Kinabukasan, wala siyang natanggap na bike kaya humiling ulit siya.
Bata: Lord,bigyan nyo ako ng bike!!!
Pero wala pa ring natanggap.
The next day,napansin ng pari na nawala ang rebulto ni Mama Mary!
May nakita siyang sulat sa altar- "Lord, kung gusto mo pang makita ang mama mo, bigyan mo ako ng bike!"
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At a pet shop in Cartimar. There was this customer talking to a parrot.
Customer: Hoy!Can you talk ha?!Bobo!!
Parrot: Yes i can!!!Ikaw?!Can you fly ha?GAGO!!!?!
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thats all folks!
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Posted: Wed May 28, 2008 9:14 pm
NANAY: WAG KA NANG BABALIK DITO SA BAHAY NA TO KAHIT KELAN!!! AT WAG NA WAG MO NA KO TAWAGING NANAY DAHIL NDI NA KTA TATAWAGING ANAK!!!
ANAK: ............... CGE TOL ALIS NA ME
lol
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Posted: Thu May 29, 2008 7:52 pm
vfzero sweet n severe impulse its so nice when your sleeping and sum1 touches yor head very slowly moving down 2wards yor neck right very close to your ears n slowly whispers.....nakiliti ka ba???
Ipis ako." eek what did you expect??? best alm ko kung bkit lumapit syo ung ipis kasi cute ka daw matulog wahahaha
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Posted: Thu May 29, 2008 8:11 pm
sweet n severe impulse vfzero sweet n severe impulse its so nice when your sleeping and sum1 touches yor head very slowly moving down 2wards yor neck right very close to your ears n slowly whispers.....nakiliti ka ba???
Ipis ako." eek what did you expect??? best alm ko kung bkit lumapit syo ung ipis kasi cute ka daw matulog wahahaha bakit lumapit syo ung ipis XD rofl
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Posted: Thu May 29, 2008 8:17 pm
vfzero sweet n severe impulse vfzero sweet n severe impulse its so nice when your sleeping and sum1 touches yor head very slowly moving down 2wards yor neck right very close to your ears n slowly whispers.....nakiliti ka ba???
Ipis ako." eek what did you expect??? best alm ko kung bkit lumapit syo ung ipis kasi cute ka daw matulog wahahaha bakit lumapit syo ung ipis XD rofl uhm.....idk mrgreen
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Posted: Wed Jun 25, 2008 6:26 am
Isang araw sa eskwelahan..
Pedro: Maam maam!! si juan po naniniko!
Teacher: Juan! anong ginagawa moh?
di mo ba alam na masakit ang maniko?~
Studyante: oi oi oi masakit daw ang mani ni maam yehey walang pasok xD
sweatdrop sweatdrop
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Posted: Wed Jun 25, 2008 6:50 pm
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Posted: Fri Jun 27, 2008 7:33 pm
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Posted: Fri Jun 27, 2008 7:45 pm
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Posted: Sat Jun 28, 2008 8:19 am
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Posted: Sun Jun 29, 2008 4:47 am
wa ito uber corny Sino best friend ni soulja boy?? YOUUUUUUU...... XD
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Posted: Wed Jul 02, 2008 6:36 am
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Posted: Wed Jul 02, 2008 6:50 am
NOSEBLEED
Dahil sa tindi ng kahirapan sa probinsya, namasukan si Inday bilang katulong sa Maynila. Habang ini-interview ng amo...
Amo: Kelangan namin ng katulong para mag ayos ng bahay, magluto, maglaba, magplantsa, mamalengke, at magbantay ng mga bata. Kaya mo ba ang lahat ng ito?
Inday: I believe that my trained skills and expertise in management with the use of standard tools, and my discipline and experience will contribute significantly to the value of the work that you want, my creativity, productivity and work-efficiency and the high quality of outcomes I can offer will boost the work progress.
Amo: [nosebleed]
Nakaraan ang dalawang araw, umuwi ang amo, nakitang me bukol si junior.
Amo: Bakit me bukol si junior?
Inday: Compromising safety with useless aesthetics, the not-so-well engineered architectural design of our kitchen lavatory affected the boy's cranium with a slight boil at the left temple near the auditory organ.
Amo: [nosebleed ulit]
Kinagabihan, habang naghahapunan.
Amo: Bakit maalat ang ulam?
Inday: The consistency was fine. But you see, it seems that the increased amount of sodium chloride (NaCl) affected the taste drastically and those actions are irreversible. I do apologize.
Amo: [nosebleed na naman]
Donya: Bakit tuwing paguwi ko, nadadatnan kitang nanunuod ng tv?!
Inday: Because I don't want you to see me doing absolutely nothing.
Donya: [hinimatay]
Kinabukasan, sinamahan ni Inday si junior sa principal's office dahil di makapunta ang amo at donya.
Principal: Sinuntok ni junior ang kanyang kaklase.
Inday: It's absurd! It was never a fact that he will inflict a fight. I can only imagine how you handle schizophrenic kids on this educational institution. Revise your policies because they suck!
Principal: [nag resign]
Pag dating sa bahay, nandun na ang amo, galit na galit.
Amo: Inday, bakit nagkalat ang basura sa likod ng bahay?!
Inday: A change in the weather patterns might have occurred wrecking havoc to the surroundings. The way the debris are scattered indicates that the gust of wind was going northeast causing damage to the path it was heading for.
Amo: [nosebleed ulit]
Habang nagluluto si Inday ng hapunan, malikot si junior.
Inday: Stop your raucous behavior. It is bound to result in property damages and if that happens there will be corresponding punishment to be inflicted upon you!
Junior: [takbo sa CR, punasan ang nagdudugong ilong]
Pagkatapos magluto, nanood na ng TV si Inday. Nabalitaan nya umalis si Angel Locsin sa GMA 7.
Junior: Bakit kaya sya umalis?
Inday: Sometimes, people choose to leave not because of selfish reasons but because they just know that things will get worse if they'll stay. Leaving can be a tough act, and it's harder when people can't understand you for doing so.
Junior: [tuloy ang pagdugo ng ilong]
Nung gabing yon, me nag text ke Inday. Si Dodong, ang driver ng kapitbahay, gusto maki pag text-mate.
Inday: To forestall further hopes of acquaintance, my unfathomable statement to the denial of your request - Petition denied.
Di nagla-on, dahil sa tyaga ni Dodong, nagging syota nya rin si Inday. Pero di tumagal ang kanilang relasyon, at nakipag-break si Inday ke Dodong.
Inday: The statute restricts me to love you but you have the provocations. The way you smile is the proximate cause why I love you. We have some rules to think of. We have no vested rights to love each other because the upper household dismissed my petition!"
Dodong: Perhaps you are mistaken, what you seem to contrive as any affections for you are somewhat half-hearted. I was merely attempting to expand my network of interests by involving you in my daily recreation. Heretofor, you can expect an end to any verbal articulation from myself"
Me dumaan na mamang basurero, at narinig ang usapan ni Inday at Dodong.
Basurero (sabi ke Inday): Be careful in letting go of the things you thought are just nothing because maybe someday you'll realize that the one you gave away is the very thing you've been wishing for to stay.
Narinig ang lahat ng eto ng amo ni inday.
Amo: [nagpakamatay]
O SYA, TAMA NA YAN AT PUNASAN MO NA ANG IYONG NOSEBLEED.
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