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 Posted: Mon Jun 23, 2008 4:38 pm
Stephy_AKA_Bunny vampiremistress1290 Hardcore Mosher Ieros Baby567 Hardcore Mosher Me: It's Zac Efron! RUN!!!
Zac: WTF!?
Me, All of MCR, MSI: RUN FROM THE WANNABE ROCK STAR!!! *all run in circles* At Stephy's Mum: You totally ******** own!
Me: EWWW it's Zac Efron! Get his gayness awaaaaaay!
Frank: I'll save you! -Grabs me and runs-
Me: -Southern belle accent- My hero! Me: It's a Southern Bell! Quick Frank, open doors for her, be a gentleman, BUY HER A PARASOL!
Jamia: Should I be worried?
Me: I want a parasol
Frank: ha-ha- no.
Me: Whyy?? You're my dad!
Jamia: You're her dad?!
every other person: *chants* JERRY! JERRY! JERRY! JERRY!-Sits with Gee, Mikey, Bob, Ray and Lyn-z- Me: Lyn-Z, pass the popcorn. -Takes popcorn- Gee: Mikey, pass the skittles. Me: SKITTTTTTTTTTTTTTLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSS! -attacks Mikey and fights for the skittles- Bob: It's like the final questions on Jerry, just...with more action! Ray: Bob, shut up! -slaps back of head- Bob: Wth was that for you @$$! -slaps back of Rays head- Ray: You wanna go!? Lets go drummer boy! -Fight starts- Me: Give me the effin' skittles and no one else will be hurt! Hand the effin' things over! Mikey: NUUUUUUUUUU! Mine!
Me: *gasp* SKITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSS!!!!
Jamia: You're right Frank. Those really are your children.
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Posted: Mon Jun 23, 2008 4:53 pm
vampiremistress1290 Stephy_AKA_Bunny vampiremistress1290 Hardcore Mosher Ieros Baby567 Hardcore Mosher Me: It's Zac Efron! RUN!!!
Zac: WTF!?
Me, All of MCR, MSI: RUN FROM THE WANNABE ROCK STAR!!! *all run in circles* At Stephy's Mum: You totally ******** own!
Me: EWWW it's Zac Efron! Get his gayness awaaaaaay!
Frank: I'll save you! -Grabs me and runs-
Me: -Southern belle accent- My hero! Me: It's a Southern Bell! Quick Frank, open doors for her, be a gentleman, BUY HER A PARASOL!
Jamia: Should I be worried?
Me: I want a parasol
Frank: ha-ha- no.
Me: Whyy?? You're my dad!
Jamia: You're her dad?!
every other person: *chants* JERRY! JERRY! JERRY! JERRY!-Sits with Gee, Mikey, Bob, Ray and Lyn-z- Me: Lyn-Z, pass the popcorn. -Takes popcorn- Gee: Mikey, pass the skittles. Me: SKITTTTTTTTTTTTTTLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSS! -attacks Mikey and fights for the skittles- Bob: It's like the final questions on Jerry, just...with more action! Ray: Bob, shut up! -slaps back of head- Bob: Wth was that for you @$$! -slaps back of Rays head- Ray: You wanna go!? Lets go drummer boy! -Fight starts- Me: Give me the effin' skittles and no one else will be hurt! Hand the effin' things over! Mikey: NUUUUUUUUUU! Mine!
Me: *gasp* SKITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSS!!!!
Jamia: You're right Frank. Those really are your children.Me: -gets all the skittles and splits them with Vampi- Yes and you're our mommy -smiles and shoves all the skittles in my mouth-
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Posted: Mon Jun 23, 2008 5:52 pm
Stephy_AKA_Bunny vampiremistress1290 Stephy_AKA_Bunny vampiremistress1290 Hardcore Mosher Me: It's a Southern Bell! Quick Frank, open doors for her, be a gentleman, BUY HER A PARASOL!
Jamia: Should I be worried?
Me: I want a parasol
Frank: ha-ha- no.
Me: Whyy?? You're my dad!
Jamia: You're her dad?!
every other person: *chants* JERRY! JERRY! JERRY! JERRY!-Sits with Gee, Mikey, Bob, Ray and Lyn-z- Me: Lyn-Z, pass the popcorn. -Takes popcorn- Gee: Mikey, pass the skittles. Me: SKITTTTTTTTTTTTTTLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSS! -attacks Mikey and fights for the skittles- Bob: It's like the final questions on Jerry, just...with more action! Ray: Bob, shut up! -slaps back of head- Bob: Wth was that for you @$$! -slaps back of Rays head- Ray: You wanna go!? Lets go drummer boy! -Fight starts- Me: Give me the effin' skittles and no one else will be hurt! Hand the effin' things over! Mikey: NUUUUUUUUUU! Mine!
Me: *gasp* SKITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSS!!!!
Jamia: You're right Frank. Those really are your children.Me: -gets all the skittles and splits them with Vampi- Yes and you're our mommy -smiles and shoves all the skittles in my mouth- Me: -Shifty eyes- Gerard had me at a young age...I'm 18. Frankie's mine now Jamia!
Frank: Wtf?
Jamia: Betch you're goin' down!
Frank: ARGH! I choose...Beanie! I know you cheated on me Jamia! You lie!
Jamia: Touche Frankie...Touche.
Me: Yay! Vampi and Moshy are my maids of honor! -Dances happily-
Me Again: -Wakes up- Ah god dammit...
Gerard: What honey?
Me: I'm only thirteen! I WANNA GROW UP! -Runs over ot Moshy and Vampi's house- I had the dream again! I am soooo terrible....
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Posted: Mon Jun 23, 2008 6:16 pm
Ieros Baby567 Stephy_AKA_Bunny vampiremistress1290 Stephy_AKA_Bunny vampiremistress1290 Hardcore Mosher Me: It's a Southern Bell! Quick Frank, open doors for her, be a gentleman, BUY HER A PARASOL!
Jamia: Should I be worried?
Me: I want a parasol
Frank: ha-ha- no.
Me: Whyy?? You're my dad!
Jamia: You're her dad?!
every other person: *chants* JERRY! JERRY! JERRY! JERRY!-Sits with Gee, Mikey, Bob, Ray and Lyn-z- Me: Lyn-Z, pass the popcorn. -Takes popcorn- Gee: Mikey, pass the skittles. Me: SKITTTTTTTTTTTTTTLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSS! -attacks Mikey and fights for the skittles- Bob: It's like the final questions on Jerry, just...with more action! Ray: Bob, shut up! -slaps back of head- Bob: Wth was that for you @$$! -slaps back of Rays head- Ray: You wanna go!? Lets go drummer boy! -Fight starts- Me: Give me the effin' skittles and no one else will be hurt! Hand the effin' things over! Mikey: NUUUUUUUUUU! Mine!
Me: *gasp* SKITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSS!!!!
Jamia: You're right Frank. Those really are your children.Me: -gets all the skittles and splits them with Vampi- Yes and you're our mommy -smiles and shoves all the skittles in my mouth- Me: -Shifty eyes- Gerard had me at a young age...I'm 18. Frankie's mine now Jamia!
Frank: Wtf?
Jamia: Betch you're goin' down!
Frank: ARGH! I choose...Beanie! I know you cheated on me Jamia! You lie!
Jamia: Touche Frankie...Touche.
Me: Yay! Vampi and Moshy are my maids of honor! -Dances happily-
Me Again: -Wakes up- Ah god dammit...
Gerard: What honey?
Me: I'm only thirteen! I WANNA GROW UP! -Runs over ot Moshy and Vampi's house- I had the dream again! I am soooo terrible....
Me: Awwww....I'm sorry *hugs*
Frank: Vampi what are you doing??
Me: Nothing dad! Bean now get out before dad finds out. I'll meet you on aim
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Posted: Mon Jun 23, 2008 6:40 pm
vampiremistress1290 Ieros Baby567 Stephy_AKA_Bunny vampiremistress1290 Stephy_AKA_Bunny -Sits with Gee, Mikey, Bob, Ray and Lyn-z- Me: Lyn-Z, pass the popcorn. -Takes popcorn- Gee: Mikey, pass the skittles. Me: SKITTTTTTTTTTTTTTLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSS! -attacks Mikey and fights for the skittles- Bob: It's like the final questions on Jerry, just...with more action! Ray: Bob, shut up! -slaps back of head- Bob: Wth was that for you @$$! -slaps back of Rays head- Ray: You wanna go!? Lets go drummer boy! -Fight starts- Me: Give me the effin' skittles and no one else will be hurt! Hand the effin' things over! Mikey: NUUUUUUUUUU! Mine!
Me: *gasp* SKITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSS!!!!
Jamia: You're right Frank. Those really are your children.Me: -gets all the skittles and splits them with Vampi- Yes and you're our mommy -smiles and shoves all the skittles in my mouth- Me: -Shifty eyes- Gerard had me at a young age...I'm 18. Frankie's mine now Jamia!
Frank: Wtf?
Jamia: Betch you're goin' down!
Frank: ARGH! I choose...Beanie! I know you cheated on me Jamia! You lie!
Jamia: Touche Frankie...Touche.
Me: Yay! Vampi and Moshy are my maids of honor! -Dances happily-
Me Again: -Wakes up- Ah god dammit...
Gerard: What honey?
Me: I'm only thirteen! I WANNA GROW UP! -Runs over ot Moshy and Vampi's house- I had the dream again! I am soooo terrible....
Me: Awwww....I'm sorry *hugs*
Frank: Vampi what are you doing??
Me: Nothing dad! Bean now get out before dad finds out. I'll meet you on aimMe: Confounded dream! And here I was hoping to be a Maid of Honor!
Ray: TAY! GO TO SLEEP!
Me: Sorry dad!
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Posted: Mon Jun 23, 2008 7:15 pm
Hardcore Mosher vampiremistress1290 Ieros Baby567 Stephy_AKA_Bunny vampiremistress1290 Stephy_AKA_Bunny -Sits with Gee, Mikey, Bob, Ray and Lyn-z- Me: Lyn-Z, pass the popcorn. -Takes popcorn- Gee: Mikey, pass the skittles. Me: SKITTTTTTTTTTTTTTLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSS! -attacks Mikey and fights for the skittles- Bob: It's like the final questions on Jerry, just...with more action! Ray: Bob, shut up! -slaps back of head- Bob: Wth was that for you @$$! -slaps back of Rays head- Ray: You wanna go!? Lets go drummer boy! -Fight starts- Me: Give me the effin' skittles and no one else will be hurt! Hand the effin' things over! Mikey: NUUUUUUUUUU! Mine!
Me: *gasp* SKITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSS!!!!
Jamia: You're right Frank. Those really are your children.Me: -gets all the skittles and splits them with Vampi- Yes and you're our mommy -smiles and shoves all the skittles in my mouth- Me: -Shifty eyes- Gerard had me at a young age...I'm 18. Frankie's mine now Jamia!
Frank: Wtf?
Jamia: Betch you're goin' down!
Frank: ARGH! I choose...Beanie! I know you cheated on me Jamia! You lie!
Jamia: Touche Frankie...Touche.
Me: Yay! Vampi and Moshy are my maids of honor! -Dances happily-
Me Again: -Wakes up- Ah god dammit...
Gerard: What honey?
Me: I'm only thirteen! I WANNA GROW UP! -Runs over ot Moshy and Vampi's house- I had the dream again! I am soooo terrible....
Me: Awwww....I'm sorry *hugs*
Frank: Vampi what are you doing??
Me: Nothing dad! Bean now get out before dad finds out. I'll meet you on aimMe: Confounded dream! And here I was hoping to be a Maid of Honor!
Ray: TAY! GO TO SLEEP!
Me: Sorry dad!
Me: *logs into AIM* Hey! Time to check my e-mails!
computer: You have. 100 unread messages. Of which are all marked urgent.
Me: *spits off coffee* WHAT!?
Frank & Jamia: Vampi! Clean the computer screen now!
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Posted: Mon Jun 23, 2008 7:18 pm
vampiremistress1290 Hardcore Mosher vampiremistress1290 Ieros Baby567 Stephy_AKA_Bunny Me: -gets all the skittles and splits them with Vampi- Yes and you're our mommy -smiles and shoves all the skittles in my mouth- Me: -Shifty eyes- Gerard had me at a young age...I'm 18. Frankie's mine now Jamia!
Frank: Wtf?
Jamia: Betch you're goin' down!
Frank: ARGH! I choose...Beanie! I know you cheated on me Jamia! You lie!
Jamia: Touche Frankie...Touche.
Me: Yay! Vampi and Moshy are my maids of honor! -Dances happily-
Me Again: -Wakes up- Ah god dammit...
Gerard: What honey?
Me: I'm only thirteen! I WANNA GROW UP! -Runs over ot Moshy and Vampi's house- I had the dream again! I am soooo terrible....
Me: Awwww....I'm sorry *hugs*
Frank: Vampi what are you doing??
Me: Nothing dad! Bean now get out before dad finds out. I'll meet you on aimMe: Confounded dream! And here I was hoping to be a Maid of Honor!
Ray: TAY! GO TO SLEEP!
Me: Sorry dad!
Me: *logs into AIM* Hey! Time to check my e-mails!
computer: You have. 100 unread messages. Of which are all marked urgent.
Me: *spits off coffee* WHAT!?
Frank & Jamia: Vampi! Clean the computer screen now!Me: Ooo! Vampi got pwned!
Ray: TAY! I'M SERIOUS! GO TO BED!
Me: You're no fun!
Ray: And you won't be having any if you don't GO TO SLEEP!
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Posted: Mon Jun 23, 2008 7:31 pm
Hardcore Mosher vampiremistress1290 Hardcore Mosher vampiremistress1290 Ieros Baby567 Stephy_AKA_Bunny Me: -gets all the skittles and splits them with Vampi- Yes and you're our mommy -smiles and shoves all the skittles in my mouth- Me: -Shifty eyes- Gerard had me at a young age...I'm 18. Frankie's mine now Jamia!
Frank: Wtf?
Jamia: Betch you're goin' down!
Frank: ARGH! I choose...Beanie! I know you cheated on me Jamia! You lie!
Jamia: Touche Frankie...Touche.
Me: Yay! Vampi and Moshy are my maids of honor! -Dances happily-
Me Again: -Wakes up- Ah god dammit...
Gerard: What honey?
Me: I'm only thirteen! I WANNA GROW UP! -Runs over ot Moshy and Vampi's house- I had the dream again! I am soooo terrible....
Me: Awwww....I'm sorry *hugs*
Frank: Vampi what are you doing??
Me: Nothing dad! Bean now get out before dad finds out. I'll meet you on aimMe: Confounded dream! And here I was hoping to be a Maid of Honor!
Ray: TAY! GO TO SLEEP!
Me: Sorry dad!
Me: *logs into AIM* Hey! Time to check my e-mails!
computer: You have. 100 unread messages. Of which are all marked urgent.
Me: *spits off coffee* WHAT!?
Frank & Jamia: Vampi! Clean the computer screen now!Me: Ooo! Vampi got pwned!
Ray: TAY! I'M SERIOUS! GO TO BED!
Me: You're no fun!
Ray: And you won't be having any if you don't GO TO SLEEP! Me: I love parents, I'm the only one who hasn't been yelled at. Frank: I'll yell at you! Me: But daddddddddddyyyyy! Frank: Don't "but daddddddddddddyyyyyy" me! Go play in traffic! Me: Yay! Jamia: Frank! You're gonna get her killed! Frank: Stephy wait! Go play with emus! Jamia: You remember what happened last summer! At Stephs uncles farm! You almost got killed. Frank: Fine! Steph, go lay on the ground. It's safe and Jamia won't complain. Me: Mommmmm! Jamia: Don't mom me! Me: Mom! Jamia: Go play in traffic! Me: Yay!
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Posted: Mon Jun 23, 2008 7:34 pm
Stephy_AKA_Bunny Hardcore Mosher vampiremistress1290 Hardcore Mosher vampiremistress1290
Me: Awwww....I'm sorry *hugs*
Frank: Vampi what are you doing??
Me: Nothing dad! Bean now get out before dad finds out. I'll meet you on aimMe: Confounded dream! And here I was hoping to be a Maid of Honor!
Ray: TAY! GO TO SLEEP!
Me: Sorry dad!
Me: *logs into AIM* Hey! Time to check my e-mails!
computer: You have. 100 unread messages. Of which are all marked urgent.
Me: *spits off coffee* WHAT!?
Frank & Jamia: Vampi! Clean the computer screen now!Me: Ooo! Vampi got pwned!
Ray: TAY! I'M SERIOUS! GO TO BED!
Me: You're no fun!
Ray: And you won't be having any if you don't GO TO SLEEP! Me: I love parents, I'm the only one who hasn't been yelled at. Frank: I'll yell at you! Me: But daddddddddddyyyyy! Frank: Don't "but daddddddddddddyyyyyy" me! Go play in traffic! Me: Yay! Jamia: Frank! You're gonna get her killed! Frank: Stephy wait! Go play with emus! Jamia: You remember what happened last summer! At Stephs uncles farm! You almost got killed. Frank: Fine! Steph, go lay on the ground. It's safe and Jamia won't complain. Me: Mommmmm! Jamia: Don't mom me! Me: Mom! Jamia: Go play in traffic! Me: Yay!
Me: Yes! I'm done cleaning the computer!
*car from traffic sloshes water onto screen*
Me: NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
Jamia: Vampi! Clean the computer again!
Me: But-
Frank: You heard your mother clean it!
Me: *cleans it sorrowfully*
Frank: *to Jamia* We're such good parents aren't we?
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Posted: Mon Jun 23, 2008 7:45 pm
vampiremistress1290 Stephy_AKA_Bunny Hardcore Mosher vampiremistress1290 Hardcore Mosher vampiremistress1290
Me: Awwww....I'm sorry *hugs*
Frank: Vampi what are you doing??
Me: Nothing dad! Bean now get out before dad finds out. I'll meet you on aimMe: Confounded dream! And here I was hoping to be a Maid of Honor!
Ray: TAY! GO TO SLEEP!
Me: Sorry dad!
Me: *logs into AIM* Hey! Time to check my e-mails!
computer: You have. 100 unread messages. Of which are all marked urgent.
Me: *spits off coffee* WHAT!?
Frank & Jamia: Vampi! Clean the computer screen now!Me: Ooo! Vampi got pwned!
Ray: TAY! I'M SERIOUS! GO TO BED!
Me: You're no fun!
Ray: And you won't be having any if you don't GO TO SLEEP! Me: I love parents, I'm the only one who hasn't been yelled at. Frank: I'll yell at you! Me: But daddddddddddyyyyy! Frank: Don't "but daddddddddddddyyyyyy" me! Go play in traffic! Me: Yay! Jamia: Frank! You're gonna get her killed! Frank: Stephy wait! Go play with emus! Jamia: You remember what happened last summer! At Stephs uncles farm! You almost got killed. Frank: Fine! Steph, go lay on the ground. It's safe and Jamia won't complain. Me: Mommmmm! Jamia: Don't mom me! Me: Mom! Jamia: Go play in traffic! Me: Yay!
Me: Yes! I'm done cleaning the computer!
*car from traffic sloshes water onto screen*
Me: NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
Jamia: Vampi! Clean the computer again!
Me: But-
Frank: You heard your mother clean it!
Me: *cleans it sorrowfully*
Frank: *to Jamia* We're such good parents aren't we?Me: -Comes in limping- I got hit by a truck.... Frank: Did it hurt!? Jamia: -Slaps Frank- Where? Me: My damn leg, why else would I be limping? Jamia and Frank: Don't take that tone with us. Me: What tone?! J&F: That one! Me: Gah! -Gets a drink and watches Vampi clean the computer-
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Posted: Mon Jun 23, 2008 7:54 pm
Stephy_AKA_Bunny vampiremistress1290 Stephy_AKA_Bunny Hardcore Mosher vampiremistress1290
Me: *logs into AIM* Hey! Time to check my e-mails!
computer: You have. 100 unread messages. Of which are all marked urgent.
Me: *spits off coffee* WHAT!?
Frank & Jamia: Vampi! Clean the computer screen now!Me: Ooo! Vampi got pwned!
Ray: TAY! I'M SERIOUS! GO TO BED!
Me: You're no fun!
Ray: And you won't be having any if you don't GO TO SLEEP! Me: I love parents, I'm the only one who hasn't been yelled at. Frank: I'll yell at you! Me: But daddddddddddyyyyy! Frank: Don't "but daddddddddddddyyyyyy" me! Go play in traffic! Me: Yay! Jamia: Frank! You're gonna get her killed! Frank: Stephy wait! Go play with emus! Jamia: You remember what happened last summer! At Stephs uncles farm! You almost got killed. Frank: Fine! Steph, go lay on the ground. It's safe and Jamia won't complain. Me: Mommmmm! Jamia: Don't mom me! Me: Mom! Jamia: Go play in traffic! Me: Yay!
Me: Yes! I'm done cleaning the computer!
*car from traffic sloshes water onto screen*
Me: NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
Jamia: Vampi! Clean the computer again!
Me: But-
Frank: You heard your mother clean it!
Me: *cleans it sorrowfully*
Frank: *to Jamia* We're such good parents aren't we?Me: -Comes in limping- I got hit by a truck.... Frank: Did it hurt!? Jamia: -Slaps Frank- Where? Me: My damn leg, why else would I be limping? Jamia and Frank: Don't take that tone with us. Me: What tone?! J&F: That one! Me: Gah! -Gets a drink and watches Vampi clean the computer- Me: Stephy, you got hit by a truck? WAS IT FUN!?
Ray: Show some compassion for her!
Me: Sorry. Stephy, I'm very sorry you were hit while playing in traffic. It probably would've been safer if you had jumped off a 20-story building like I did last week.
Ray: YOU DID WHAT!?
Me: How else would I have gotten this bum leg?
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Posted: Mon Jun 23, 2008 8:02 pm
Hardcore Mosher Stephy_AKA_Bunny vampiremistress1290 Stephy_AKA_Bunny Hardcore Mosher vampiremistress1290
Me: *logs into AIM* Hey! Time to check my e-mails!
computer: You have. 100 unread messages. Of which are all marked urgent.
Me: *spits off coffee* WHAT!?
Frank & Jamia: Vampi! Clean the computer screen now!Me: Ooo! Vampi got pwned!
Ray: TAY! I'M SERIOUS! GO TO BED!
Me: You're no fun!
Ray: And you won't be having any if you don't GO TO SLEEP! Me: I love parents, I'm the only one who hasn't been yelled at. Frank: I'll yell at you! Me: But daddddddddddyyyyy! Frank: Don't "but daddddddddddddyyyyyy" me! Go play in traffic! Me: Yay! Jamia: Frank! You're gonna get her killed! Frank: Stephy wait! Go play with emus! Jamia: You remember what happened last summer! At Stephs uncles farm! You almost got killed. Frank: Fine! Steph, go lay on the ground. It's safe and Jamia won't complain. Me: Mommmmm! Jamia: Don't mom me! Me: Mom! Jamia: Go play in traffic! Me: Yay!
Me: Yes! I'm done cleaning the computer!
*car from traffic sloshes water onto screen*
Me: NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
Jamia: Vampi! Clean the computer again!
Me: But-
Frank: You heard your mother clean it!
Me: *cleans it sorrowfully*
Frank: *to Jamia* We're such good parents aren't we?Me: -Comes in limping- I got hit by a truck.... Frank: Did it hurt!? Jamia: -Slaps Frank- Where? Me: My damn leg, why else would I be limping? Jamia and Frank: Don't take that tone with us. Me: What tone?! J&F: That one! Me: Gah! -Gets a drink and watches Vampi clean the computer- Me: Stephy, you got hit by a truck? WAS IT FUN!?
Ray: Show some compassion for her!
Me: Sorry. Stephy, I'm very sorry you were hit while playing in traffic. It probably would've been safer if you had jumped off a 20-story building like I did last week.
Ray: YOU DID WHAT!?
Me: How else would I have gotten this bum leg? Me: Actually it was fun! And I'll do that tomorrow! Frank and Jamia: You will do what?! Me: Nothing mommy and daddy... Frank: Thought so. Jamia: You have issues dear daughter. Me: Well look who my father is. Jamia: True... Frank: Thanks! Father here! Me: Oh my Gosh, really! I didn't know! -hugs!- Dadddy!
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Posted: Mon Jun 23, 2008 9:41 pm
Me: Sorry Vampi...I neede to talk and everytime I sent one I ran out of space! So I ranted through 100 messages!
Gerard: Bean! What the hell are you doing?! Get off the bungee cord!
Me: But daddyyyyy!
Gerard: GET OFF THE DAMN CORD!
Me: MOMMY!
Lyn-Z: Listen to your father. -Flips through magazine- Eww...when is Paris Hilton gonna finally die?!
Me/Gerard: KILL HER!
Me: Can I go play in traffic with Vampi?
Lyn-Z/Gerard: NO!
Me: -Pouts-
Lyn-Z: Go swim in a toxic waste dump.
Gerard: Lyn-Z!
Lyn-Z: What?
Me: YAY! -Runs into toxic waste dump- -Runs out with magical powers- Yeah! I can fly I can fly I can fly! -Jumps off cliff- I can flyyyyyyyyy....! -Splat- Okay so I can't fly...I can still crawl though!
Lyn-Z: Oh s**t...
Gerard: Yeah, you're a wonderful parent!
Me: -Gets surgery- -Ish good as new- I can fly! -Jumps around room in straitjacket-
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Posted: Mon Jun 23, 2008 10:00 pm
Ieros Baby567 Me: Sorry Vampi...I neede to talk and everytime I sent one I ran out of space! So I ranted through 100 messages!
Gerard: Bean! What the hell are you doing?! Get off the bungee cord!
Me: But daddyyyyy!
Gerard: GET OFF THE DAMN CORD!
Me: MOMMY!
Lyn-Z: Listen to your father. -Flips through magazine- Eww...when is Paris Hilton gonna finally die?!
Me/Gerard: KILL HER!
Me: Can I go play in traffic with Vampi?
Lyn-Z/Gerard: NO!
Me: -Pouts-
Lyn-Z: Go swim in a toxic waste dump.
Gerard: Lyn-Z!
Lyn-Z: What?
Me: YAY! -Runs into toxic waste dump- -Runs out with magical powers- Yeah! I can fly I can fly I can fly! -Jumps off cliff- I can flyyyyyyyyy....! -Splat- Okay so I can't fly...I can still crawl though!
Lyn-Z: Oh s**t...
Gerard: Yeah, you're a wonderful parent!
Me: -Gets surgery- -Ish good as new- I can fly! -Jumps around room in straitjacket- Me: Daddy, can I have a straight jacket. Frank: Yes! Me: Yay! -puts one on and jumps around- Jamia: s**t, I leave her with you one minute and you get her put in a straight jacket. Frank: She wanted it Jamia: I swear Frank, you need one too. Frank: -puts one on and joins-
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Posted: Mon Jun 23, 2008 10:35 pm
Stephy_AKA_Bunny Ieros Baby567 Me: Sorry Vampi...I neede to talk and everytime I sent one I ran out of space! So I ranted through 100 messages!
Gerard: Bean! What the hell are you doing?! Get off the bungee cord!
Me: But daddyyyyy!
Gerard: GET OFF THE DAMN CORD!
Me: MOMMY!
Lyn-Z: Listen to your father. -Flips through magazine- Eww...when is Paris Hilton gonna finally die?!
Me/Gerard: KILL HER!
Me: Can I go play in traffic with Vampi?
Lyn-Z/Gerard: NO!
Me: -Pouts-
Lyn-Z: Go swim in a toxic waste dump.
Gerard: Lyn-Z!
Lyn-Z: What?
Me: YAY! -Runs into toxic waste dump- -Runs out with magical powers- Yeah! I can fly I can fly I can fly! -Jumps off cliff- I can flyyyyyyyyy....! -Splat- Okay so I can't fly...I can still crawl though!
Lyn-Z: Oh s**t...
Gerard: Yeah, you're a wonderful parent!
Me: -Gets surgery- -Ish good as new- I can fly! -Jumps around room in straitjacket- Me: Daddy, can I have a straight jacket. Frank: Yes! Me: Yay! -puts one on and jumps around- Jamia: s**t, I leave her with you one minute and you get her put in a straight jacket. Frank: She wanted it Jamia: I swear Frank, you need one too. Frank: -puts one on and joins-
Me: Figures out that those 100 urgent messages were just spam mail... Did I miss something?
Jamia: Your father & sister are mental now.
Me: Are we the only sane people in our family now?
Jamia: I think so.
Me: Well I'm going to go mute the Famous Last Words video & laugh at Uncle Jigee.
Gerard: I heard that!
Me: I'm sorry! The voices at the Wal-Mart told me to do it! I DON'T WANT TO BUY MEAT AT VERY LOW PRICES! I'M VEGETARIAAAAN!!!!
Jamia: Seems like I'm the only sane person now.
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