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 Posted: Sun Feb 20, 2005 7:16 pm
Cujo Smurf instead of emptying our trumpet's spit valves, we take out the slide with all the spit in it. Then we proceed to fling it on the saxaphones in front of us in the concert band. Evil....
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Posted: Sun Feb 20, 2005 7:30 pm
i think i've figured out every singe possible strange noise i can make with my french horn and it's mutes. i can make a horse neigh by putting the first slide only half in. tap on the end of the horn or stop mute to get a loud popping noise. blow over the top of the normal mute for a deep flute sound. and (the trombones favorite noise) flutter tongue without buzzing for a lovely fart. hehe, i should probably post this in the horn thread too. ^^
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Posted: Sun Feb 20, 2005 7:31 pm
froggyfluf i think i've figured out every singe possible strange noise i can make with my french horn and it's mutes. i can make a horse neigh by putting the first slide only half in. tap on the end of the horn or stop mute to get a loud popping noise. blow over the top of the normal mute for a deep flute sound. and (the trombones favorite noise) flutter tongue without buzzing for a lovely fart. hehe, i should probably post this in the horn thread too. ^^ That you should? xd
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Posted: Mon Feb 21, 2005 7:31 am
One kid in our band made out with his tuba. It was... Intimate. Another kid tried to masturbate with his baritone. Oh so wrong.
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Posted: Mon Feb 21, 2005 12:58 pm
trombone_chica One kid in our band made out with his tuba. It was... Intimate. Another kid tried to masturbate with his baritone. Oh so wrong. *shudder*
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Posted: Sat Mar 12, 2005 5:36 pm
froggyfluf i think i've figured out every singe possible strange noise i can make with my french horn and it's mutes. i can make a horse neigh by putting the first slide only half in. tap on the end of the horn or stop mute to get a loud popping noise. blow over the top of the normal mute for a deep flute sound. and (the trombones favorite noise) flutter tongue without buzzing for a lovely fart. hehe, i should probably post this in the horn thread too. ^^ aaah ah ah ha- lmao i loove doing the fart noise whee .... lolll the french horn is awesome! yu can do so much.. anyways... silly thing sto do with an instrument..... have sex with yur flute- hah noooo jkz jkz.... ew that was pretty gross xp
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Posted: Sat Mar 12, 2005 7:18 pm
Kaiser Eline I like to take my quads, turn them upside-down and throw random((but soft)) things in the drums. i do that, and bounce stuff off the bass drums and stuff in our percussion closet thingy xp i see how many drums i can hit with one throw of a bouncy ball ohh! and we take mallets and throw them up in the air so they land on the marimba and try to guess which note we'll hit xd
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Posted: Sat Mar 12, 2005 8:51 pm
In my band, the trombones hit people with our slides.
For example, when people walk in front of us while we're playing, we start attacking them. And then we also hit people when they're being idiots. Or when we're bored. Or when we feel like it xp
We were also thinking of mounting spikes on the ends of our slides, which would be awesome.
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Posted: Sat Mar 12, 2005 9:58 pm
trombone_chica One kid in our band made out with his tuba. It was... Intimate. Another kid tried to masturbate with his baritone. Oh so wrong. *twitch* erm... neutral
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Posted: Sat Mar 12, 2005 11:37 pm
Lubing my trombone slide while sharing my view about how trombones are perhaps the most ingenius phyllic symbol.
You lube it, you blow it, you do the friction thing when you apply the lube....And also you can dirty-dance with it if you so desire. The possibilities are endless!!!! eek
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Posted: Sun Mar 13, 2005 3:18 pm
I can play my cello like a guitar. Also if I use the bow, and loosen it up, I can push it on the wood between the fingerboard and the bridge, then I can make noises that sound like someone walking on skulls. Creepy, but cool.
I have this evil standpartner at my cities youth orchestra and he took the sticks of lollipops and threw them on the ground all the time, so me and my friend picked up the disgusting lolly sticks and shoved them in his cello. He didn't realize it when we were there, but if we were and he did, man oh man oh man.
My friend was in a play where she had to shove things in her hair and she put a violin bow in her hair one of the preformances.
At school my standpartner uses his bow to pick his nose. And sometimes he balances his cello on his head, putting the bottom of the scroll in his eye socket. But the end-pin is still on the ground.
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Posted: Sun Mar 13, 2005 3:23 pm
Miangel Well... one of the percussionists in the band got a drumstick stuck in the ceiling. XDDD I'm not sure how the janitor managed to get it out - the ceiling to our band hall is really high. sweatdrop The tenor guy I like and his friend, a trombonist, used to steal my flute from me freshman year. xp They'd take pieces out of the case, too. x.x;; They don't do it anymore... at least... they haven't recently. ninja we have these things on the walls in the band room and drum room i guess they are supposed to do something with the sound.....but yeah anyways our drummers like to throw sticks around and got one stuck in the wall..
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Posted: Sun Mar 13, 2005 3:30 pm
one of my clarinet playing friends decided to give us all a golf lesson at an out door sectional and half her larinet goes flying accross the field..surprisingly it did not brek...
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Posted: Sun Mar 13, 2005 3:34 pm
Oh, and this didn't really happen, but it was a topic of conversation between me and my friends. Prepare for wrong-ness.
We were discussing band instruments, which is really odd considering only 5 of the people in our 9 person group play any instrument. (one of them plays the bass drum solemnly because she wanted band as an elective, but hates it. She's accounted for in the 5.) And we came to the topic of trombonists.
My friend Mallory, playing a stringed instrument, (the violin, SO overrated) and is a frequent church-goer, called them tromboners. Then she said "My dad was a tromboner. He said it was really hard." We were laughing like mad. She didn't even get it.
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Posted: Sun Mar 13, 2005 3:35 pm
You can take a quick nap on a cello if you turn it on its side (I have it facing left) and put your head down with your arms around the neck and right shoulder of the cello.
I love plucking my strings and sliding my fingers up and down the fingerboard to get funny twanging sounds.
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