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 Posted: Mon Jun 01, 2009 10:34 pm
Front- (for band directors) Timmy just set the stand down!
Back: This is what I get for being a band director
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Posted: Mon Jun 01, 2009 10:37 pm
I plan on being in marching band....I'm gonna use that one!!!!!! MusicIsLyfe104 when in doubt pull out ;] and then for our clarinet section in marching band: Front: B.A.M.F Back: Be A Mezzo Forte
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Posted: Tue Jun 02, 2009 2:38 pm
We don't have a marching band crying
I would give anything to have a shirt that says "I'm too saxy for my shirt" On it. I'd be wearin' it everyday (cleaned, of course!)
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Posted: Wed Jun 03, 2009 4:27 pm
Oboe you di'int!!!
I had a pin that said that when i played oboe (for half a school year 8D)
and then i switched to bassoon.
Because bassoons ,are awesome and oboes are just too high gonk
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Posted: Thu Jun 11, 2009 5:12 pm
Font: Flutes...
Back: KICK BRASS!!!
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Posted: Sat Jun 13, 2009 1:43 pm
Front: We've got Bang'n Skills
Back: Drumline
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Posted: Sat Jun 13, 2009 8:08 pm
Pik XIII Snucius front: How do you get two piccolo players to play in tune?
back: Shoot one.
That was especially true since we had 11 piccolos out of 75 players in our band last year. i heard one exactly like this from our band director...except he said it about oboes and trumpets
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Posted: Sat Jun 13, 2009 9:51 pm
I've seen so many good drumline shirts, just because it's so easy to make it perverted.
-Just Beat it
-Is that your drumstick, or are you happy to see me?
-Grab it and hit it hard
A good trumbome one:
-Want to help me oil my slide?
And, just because:
Guard:
Okay girls, give those judges some major head!
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Posted: Sun Jun 14, 2009 4:06 pm
crush the final rose I see band people.
That was actually on a t-shirt, and I found it funny =]
I'm the clarinet player your mother told you to fear.
You never know what you can shove up a(n)[instrument of choice]
My clarinet secretly doubles as a lightsaber.
hail the clarinet section!!!!
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Posted: Mon Jun 15, 2009 5:29 pm
MusicIsLyfe104 when in doubt pull out ;] and then for our clarinet section in marching band: Front: B.A.M.F Back: Be A Mezzo Forte
our clarinet section needs that. we have 14 and we are always the loudest section in our band!!!! PROUD TO BE A TEXAN CLARINET!
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Posted: Wed Jun 17, 2009 12:31 pm
http://meakaklilo.deviantart.com/art/bad-brass-you-we-are-THAT-low-125017579
I created this picture for Deviantart so it may one day be on a shirt.
If your too lazy to click it says:
BAD BRASS : We are THAT low.
This would pertain to low brass.
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Posted: Thu Jun 25, 2009 10:35 am
Yesterday I went to a DCI competition and we saw a shirt that said:
What the heck is that football team doing on our marching band field?
I liked it! It was so appropriate! lol
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Posted: Thu Jul 02, 2009 2:09 pm
I'm a percussionist, I know how to handle sticks very well (for a girl percussionist)
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Posted: Fri Jul 03, 2009 6:47 pm
For colorguard I wanted our shirts to say "wanna help us strip" with a picture of a flag on it, maybe a chick holding it. But my director said no and went with "we toss and turn all night" for sweatshirts and the captain chose "Catch The Spirit" for the shirts...
I also like
"Colorguard: We have 6(or 7..)ft portable poles" And I don't know about others but I love to strip.. my flag of course. It's the easiest trick to do. ^^
If Colorguard was easy, they'd call it your Mom.
I didn't drop. It was a floor catch
Our director likes to joke around with us a lot but some of the things he says is
"God does not want your flag"
"Our school doesn't drop, we sent those to Wakeland (a school in our district)
Our school name is Centennial so he says he changed the name to countennial and your supposed to count here.
We don't have sales. This isn't Kohls(or Kmart)
Don't stick your butt out, this isn't a JLo Music video
those are the only colroguard jokes i thought of and remember..
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Posted: Sat Jul 04, 2009 4:55 pm
Front: I lost the game(pic of football field)
Back: You lost the game(pic of instrument)
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