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Now the tacos spontaniously compust. Uh oh, looks like it sucks for you!

I wish that i had a wish to wish!

Congradulations, but now you're a 5th grader. Sucks for next year, eh?

I wish I wasn't so booreddddd...

Now you're a black 6th grader. Congadulations, you're moving up in life.

I wish me and my freinds weren't so weird...

archivian (9:03:52 PM): way to go, cheese fluffer
Bakaface (9:04:21 PM): do tomato skins hiccup...?
archivian (9:04:40 PM): if submerged underwater, yes
Bakaface (9:04:53 PM): alright.
Bakaface (9:05:10 PM): But not if put in a microwave...?
archivian (9:05:55 PM): i suppose it depends on the paint-to-pencil ration
archivian (9:06:00 PM): ratio*
Bakaface (9:06:21 PM): ahhh...
Bakaface (9:06:40 PM): not the salt to penguin ratio...?
archivian (9:06:56 PM): perhaps
Bakaface (9:07:24 PM): mmkay
archivian (9:07:45 PM): indeed...
archivian (9:08:40 PM): but what purpose would it serve without the trans-flubbulator?
Bakaface (9:09:29 PM): well, it just upgraded its gluhshaps...
archivian (9:10:07 PM): but isnt it running on possum urine? how would that affect the PH level?
Bakaface (9:10:34 PM): It doesn't
Bakaface (9:11:20 PM): But it's apleziune levels just gonna skyrocket
archivian (9:11:51 PM): right into the sumo-doorman?
Bakaface (9:12:20 PM): actually a bit into the ramboozlag
archivian (9:12:56 PM): then the fifth ribulakerd would have no direct path to the underground dwarf!

archivian (9:13:12 PM): its impossible, what you need is prince ali.
Bakaface (9:13:37 PM): but wouldn't prince ali bypass the above ground flamingo ornament?
archivian (9:14:41 PM): not if defused within 6 seconds that the TV dinner is done cooking.
Bakaface (9:15:39 PM): but you're forgetting about the rio grande
archivian (9:16:02 PM): in middle earth? or in the outback stakehouse?
Bakaface (9:17:29 PM): outback steakhouse, duh. The one in middle earth is called ria grande
archivian (9:18:04 PM): that would make it an abolisionist, though.
Bakaface (9:18:45 PM): I thought it would make it a biodegradable kleenex
archivian (9:19:09 PM): if left untreated
archivian (9:21:44 PM): if left untreated, it could go on for miles
Bakaface (9:22:02 PM): ahhh...
Bakaface (9:22:34 PM): but how would that effect the temperture of the blutan glove compartment
Bakaface (9:22:44 PM): ?
archivian (9:23:05 PM): it wouldnt, as long as you have an apron and sunglasses
Bakaface (9:23:24 PM): but i don't own an apron
archivian (9:23:48 PM): then try to hold a monkey down in order to pick up the rest of the sun flares
Bakaface (9:24:26 PM): what about the moon droplets in the snuflorpshap?
archivian (9:25:08 PM): as long as they dont argue over the hors d'voures, you can proceed with the banana
Bakaface (9:25:32 PM): and the pineapples in the slooping treesnorgs?
archivian (9:26:23 PM): listen, if the precision slingshots take up too much volume, the lower the ablenorger
Bakaface (9:26:47 PM): makes so much sense now
Bakaface (9:26:53 PM): thank you

Ah, I'm used to it. [figets in strait jacket].
Wish granted. But now you spend only a second more and a second less in each place.
I wish people didn't eat me donuts...

Well now you have time to talk to her but she doesn't have time to talk to you.

I wish my hair would grow back!

Wish granted. Now they don't hurt your toes, they hurt your face! [don't ask me how that happened...]
I wish I wasn't having chicken tonight!

Well now it is. but so is the WORLD.
I was supposed to be getting out Friday the 13th, but now I'm not until the 16th, from one snow day. How the hell is that supposed to work?

I wish that... Ummm... I didn't have any more finals/tests!