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 Posted: Fri Jul 01, 2005 2:10 pm
Sadism_Godess I have so many I just cant remeber them...... Ok never mind I have one.... this happened in teh sixth grade. This is before I knew I was bi anyways this kid kept callign be a lesbian and well not to get in trouble I told a teacher he got warned he also had detention,a referal and was even shadowed by a parents cause he didnt stop. well one day he took it to far. there was a puddle of white milk on teh table and the kid goes hey look she leaked! well I kicked his a** after lunch! and we were sent to teh 8th grade adminstrator and I trheaten to slit his throat with a knoife and told him Im nto afraid to die well he told the 8th grade admin and we both had ABC.... welll first day I was bored outa my mind!!! and I saw this girl doign a like bridge over her chair and I was like what teh heck it has to be better then anything else........ well i did it only to fall outa my chair and scrape my left temple....and I was bleeding pretty bad and was sent to teh office called my dad and taken home....it was really emarrsing to be the first girl to start a girl guy fight and humiliate my self by hurting my self...
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Posted: Fri Jul 01, 2005 2:14 pm
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WOW yeah I agree! I have alot...more so then I would care to speak about!! sweatdrop
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Posted: Fri Jul 01, 2005 4:02 pm
It was my b-day, and when everyone jumped up to say "surprise", everyone sees my gf licking my c**t on the couch, and we were both completely nude. 4laugh
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Posted: Fri Jul 01, 2005 4:49 pm
KitsuneKitt It was my b-day, and when everyone jumped up to say "surprise", everyone sees my gf licking my c**t on the couch, and we were both completely nude. 4laugh Very interesting, LoL... xp domokun
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Posted: Fri Jul 01, 2005 5:51 pm
KitsuneKitt It was my b-day, and when everyone jumped up to say "surprise", everyone sees my gf licking my c**t on the couch, and we were both completely nude. 4laugh I think I would have died on the spot.
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Posted: Fri Jul 01, 2005 9:15 pm
Not me,Nah just a few very good ones. like this next one, I once set the kitchen on fire by accident at my Grandmas house when I was 14. I was making dinner, and I left the kitchen, with the oil on high, and I left some food in the oil. I had nooooo idea what I was doing then. my grandma had Brain concer, so she called me to help her with some personnal things, I walked back out into the kitchen forgetting about the food, and sat down to watch TV, Then I hear this pop behind me, I turn around, And the stove is on fire....I run over and Remember, you throw baking soda on the fire to stop it, But it doubled in size. I got salt, It doubled again, The Fire is now making the handpainted cabinets bubble.......The flames are raking the cieling! I grab a pitcher of water*yea I know, you don't have to say it* And poured it on the fire.The thing explodes, I fly on to the floor as the fire roars for about a minute straight, then stucks back in on itself, and I am left to call my mom on the other side of the state about this. Needless to say..She thought it was hilarious, They had just gotten the kitchen totally redone like a month before. It was sooo embarassing, I was called the invincible torch for quite a while......
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Posted: Fri Jul 01, 2005 10:17 pm
ok you guys will laugh but this is my worst.... i was on this game i play (www.runescape.com) and i was talking to this girl i know... so she asked me what i was doing on personal chat so i was going to reply in personal chat buuut... instead out loud in the middle of the forum everyone heard me say..."omg i cant get this c** out of my hair" and so i didnt talk and logged off for a week... then to top it off when i logged back on a week later she asked me "was that your c** or someone elses" and the sad part is that it wasnt mine.. xd 
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Posted: Fri Jul 01, 2005 10:18 pm
Well, at the end of the 8th grade year, the teachers planned for us a 7th/8th grade field trip to Washington D.C., tour buses and everything. This one guy (used to be a crush, always been a friend) and I ran to get the back seat thing (which is three seats in the very back, as opposed to the usual two per side), and got it for the entire trip. So, while we were traveling to this one place, the friend in question got up to get some stuff from the luggage rack. Since it's a fairly spacious seat, I stretched out just for the sake of lying down. Suddenly, the bus took a sharp turn at a very high speed, and he ended up falling right on me, face-to-face and everything. Of course, the teacher chaperoning our bus picked up the bus microphone and shouted "HEY, YOU TWO, STOP HORSING AROUND BACK THERE!" and before we could scramble to get off each other, almost everyone on the bus was staring at us. sweatdrop EDIT: kagome69420 ok you guys will laugh but this is my worst.... i was on this game i play (www.runescape.com) and i was talking to this girl i know... so she asked me what i was doing on personal chat so i was going to reply in personal chat buuut... instead out loud in the middle of the forum everyone heard me say..."omg i cant get this c** out of my hair" and so i didnt talk and logged off for a week... then to top it off when i logged back on a week later she asked me "was that your c** or someone elses" and the sad part is that it wasnt mine.. xd RuneScape! If you've ever heard of Rune Village (fansite/helpsite for RS), I'm an administrator there. Also, that sucks. I have sent some stuff I meant to send through PM into the public chat before, as well. All of it was completely innocent, but some of it probably didn't sound good ("He put it where!?" when talking about moving posts in a forum sweatdrop )
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Posted: Fri Jul 01, 2005 10:20 pm
Marc Withasi Well, at the end of the 8th grade year, the teachers planned for us a 7th/8th grade field trip to Washington D.C., tour buses and everything. This one guy (used to be a crush, always been a friend) and I ran to get the back seat thing (which is three seats in the very back, as opposed to the usual two per side), and got it for the entire trip. So, while we were traveling to this one place, the friend in question got up to get some stuff from the luggage rack. Since it's a fairly spacious seat, I stretched out just for the sake of lying down. Suddenly, the bus took a sharp turn at a very high speed, and he ended up falling right on me, face-to-face and everything. Of course, the teacher chaperoning our bus picked up the bus microphone and shouted "HEY, YOU TWO, STOP HORSING AROUND BACK THERE!" and before we could scramble to get off each other, almost everyone on the bus was staring at us. sweatdrop wow that suhcs...
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Posted: Fri Jul 01, 2005 10:24 pm
Marc Withasi Well, at the end of the 8th grade year, the teachers planned for us a 7th/8th grade field trip to Washington D.C., tour buses and everything. This one guy (used to be a crush, always been a friend) and I ran to get the back seat thing (which is three seats in the very back, as opposed to the usual two per side), and got it for the entire trip. So, while we were traveling to this one place, the friend in question got up to get some stuff from the luggage rack. Since it's a fairly spacious seat, I stretched out just for the sake of lying down. Suddenly, the bus took a sharp turn at a very high speed, and he ended up falling right on me, face-to-face and everything. Of course, the teacher chaperoning our bus picked up the bus microphone and shouted "HEY, YOU TWO, STOP HORSING AROUND BACK THERE!" and before we could scramble to get off each other, almost everyone on the bus was staring at us. sweatdrop EDIT: kagome69420 ok you guys will laugh but this is my worst.... i was on this game i play (www.runescape.com) and i was talking to this girl i know... so she asked me what i was doing on personal chat so i was going to reply in personal chat buuut... instead out loud in the middle of the forum everyone heard me say..."omg i cant get this c** out of my hair" and so i didnt talk and logged off for a week... then to top it off when i logged back on a week later she asked me "was that your c** or someone elses" and the sad part is that it wasnt mine.. xd RuneScape! If you've ever heard of Rune Village (fansite/helpsite for RS), I'm an administrator there. Also, that sucks. I have sent some stuff I meant to send through PM into the public chat before, as well. All of it was completely innocent, but some of it probably didn't sound good ("He put it where!?" when talking about moving posts in a forum sweatdrop ) lol...ya this one time out loud for like 10 min.s i was asking my friend where he was..then some guy walked up to me and told me what i was doing...lol
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Posted: Fri Jul 01, 2005 10:53 pm
I don't really have any majourly embarassing stories. One of the only good points of being a loner, being quiet, and keeping to yourself (not that I'm a recluse ming you, I just was always shy, at that point in my life, so I didn't talk much.)
The most embarassing things that ever happened to me was.........
In sixth grade, I got one of those under the skin type itches on my hand. You know, the kind where you can scratch it, but it just won't go away? So after trying to scratch it out for five minutes with no luck I bit my hand trying to get it out that way. Which worked, unfortuntly one of my classmates saw me and mocked me. Four years later, in HS, I'm walking down the hallway, and apparently the same doofus who saw me in 6th grade was passing by me and sort of as an insult or whatever pretended to be eating his hand. People need to learn to grow up.
Then also for part of the "Ohh moving on past elementry school" thing, where they go and video tape the students, they apparently caught me at my most bored moment. I was playing with one of my necklaces. It was a y-necklace, so I was spinning it around. And of course, that was the footage they used of me on the tape. Really nice of them, neh?
But those are mostly the most embarassing parts of my life. Which I'm rather happy bout, but aren't terribly embarassing or dangerous and what not. Sorry bout that.
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Posted: Sat Jul 02, 2005 8:39 am
I have a multitude of embarassing moments. Like one day it was raining and everything in the bus was wet cause the emergencey exits leaked and i wasnt paying attention and the bus driver slammed on the break and i fell off the seat and into a puddle. It was funny.
There was another time when i got nailed in the face with a v-ball. stressed it hurt but it was sure as hell funny.
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Posted: Sat Jul 02, 2005 9:12 am
Fuuka_Faery I have a multitude of embarassing moments. Like one day it was raining and everything in the bus was wet cause the emergencey exits leaked and i wasnt paying attention and the bus driver slammed on the break and i fell off the seat and into a puddle. It was funny. There was another time when i got nailed in the face with a v-ball. stressed it hurt but it was sure as hell funny.
I think everyone gets nailed in the head by a vollyball at least once in their life. But vollyball is still anawesomely fun sport. One of my favs.
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Posted: Sat Jul 02, 2005 11:06 am
On the subject of embarrassing injuries, I remember the time I got vaulted into the frame of a couch... which was wood... teeth first. That was fun. But I'd been drinking, so I didn't feel it.
And people wonder why I don't drink anymore... >_>
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Posted: Sat Jul 02, 2005 12:05 pm
last year was my feshman year... at my first dance at high school i do a kick and rip my pants from the knee to the crouch...... my friends laughed and i cryed.... we used bandanas to fix it... redface redface redface
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