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Posted: Fri Jan 18, 2008 8:54 pm
turayza Draco and Goyle were making out a picture of a ridiculous looking sack of potatoes from the rear-end but then Goyle ripped open the letter announcing that magicking the picture would open the Room of Requirement. They started to complain very loudly about a big Death Eater coming that smelled like dead, rotting, blast-ended-skerewts. Then Harry and Voldemort walked in, and Voldemort said, "Take of your hat to ME!" Draco asked him if he wanted to dance the tango without any clothes while singing 'Buttons'. Voldemort said that had a bad rash on and declined to dance and sing. However he proposed they take a very hot bath full of leeches and dandelion heads. Malfoy turned crimson. Crabbe and Goyle paled and stared right before Harry, desperately wanting to crash his broom into the hole, told them, "I need to say how I really feel about what happened. I hate this. Admitting my love for someone so evil and cunning. But of course, Ginny Weasley's extraordinary sense of understanding makes me able to sympathize her loss. I love her. But I can't fathom her endless love. I'm not really sure if Ginny would love me if she knew I have murdered a b*****d like my dog named Geoffrey, really an evil Animagus. Or if she knew that I haven't stopped thinking about her. If she doesn't run around screaming I think I will hug and ask her what she would say about my love." Voldemort and Draco awkwardly entered the bath. The water was extremely cold and Draco slid over to Harry instinctively as Voldemort began to open champagne and sing Italian Opera. Harry tried to join them but Ginny started pinching him so her hugged her but was poked by a jealous Voldemort. Dumbledore came in and frowned at not being included in the wild steamy fun times. "It's over, Voldemort!" Voldemort merely glared at the frolicking old man.
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Posted: Fri Jan 18, 2008 9:30 pm
Draco and Goyle were making out a picture of a ridiculous looking sack of potatoes from the rear-end but then Goyle ripped open the letter announcing that magicking the picture would open the Room of Requirement. They started to complain very loudly about a big Death Eater coming that smelled like dead, rotting, blast-ended-skerewts. Then Harry and Voldemort walked in, and Voldemort said, "Take of your hat to ME!" Draco asked him if he wanted to dance the tango without any clothes while singing 'Buttons'. Voldemort said that had a bad rash on and declined to dance and sing. However he proposed they take a very hot bath full of leeches and dandelion heads. Malfoy turned crimson. Crabbe and Goyle paled and stared right before Harry, desperately wanting to crash his broom into the hole, told them, "I need to say how I really feel about what happened. I hate this. Admitting my love for someone so evil and cunning. But of course, Ginny Weasley's extraordinary sense of understanding makes me able to sympathize her loss. I love her. But I can't fathom her endless love. I'm not really sure if Ginny would love me if she knew I have murdered a b*****d like my dog named Geoffrey, really an evil Animagus. Or if she knew that I haven't stopped thinking about her. If she doesn't run around screaming I think I will hug and ask her what she would say about my love." Voldemort and Draco awkwardly entered the bath. The water was extremely cold and Draco slid over to Harry instinctively as Voldemort began to open champagne and sing Italian Opera. Harry tried to join them but Ginny started pinching him so her hugged her but was poked by a jealous Voldemort. Dumbledore came in and frowned at not being included in the wild steamy fun times. "It's over, Voldemort!" Voldemort merely glared at the frolicking old man. Then suddenly, Luna
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Posted: Sat Jan 19, 2008 3:45 am
Draco and Goyle were making out a picture of a ridiculous looking sack of potatoes from the rear-end but then Goyle ripped open the letter announcing that magicking the picture would open the Room of Requirement. They started to complain very loudly about a big Death Eater coming that smelled like dead, rotting, blast-ended-skerewts. Then Harry and Voldemort walked in, and Voldemort said, "Take of your hat to ME!" Draco asked him if he wanted to dance the tango without any clothes while singing 'Buttons'. Voldemort said that had a bad rash on and declined to dance and sing. However he proposed they take a very hot bath full of leeches and dandelion heads. Malfoy turned crimson.
Crabbe and Goyle paled and stared right before Harry, desperately wanting to crash his broom into the hole, told them, "I need to say how I really feel about what happened. I hate this. Admitting my love for someone so evil and cunning. But of course, Ginny Weasley's extraordinary sense of understanding makes me able to sympathize her loss. I love her. But I can't fathom her endless love. I'm not really sure if Ginny would love me if she knew I have murdered a b*****d like my dog named Geoffrey, really an evil Animagus. Or if she knew that I haven't stopped thinking about her. If she doesn't run around screaming I think I will hug and ask her what she would say about my love." Voldemort and Draco awkwardly entered the bath. The water was extremely cold and Draco slid over to Harry instinctively as Voldemort began to open champagne and sing Italian Opera. Harry tried to join them but Ginny started pinching him so her hugged her but was poked by a jealous Voldemort.
Dumbledore came in and frowned at not being included in the wild steamy fun times. "It's over, Voldemort!" Voldemort merely glared at the frolicking old man. Then suddenly, Luna enterred asking for
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Posted: Sat Jan 19, 2008 3:55 am
RAVENCLAW PRIDE////////////// Wit Beyond Measure Is a Man's Greatest Pleasure
-------------------------- Draco and Goyle were making out a picture of a ridiculous looking sack of potatoes from the rear-end but then Goyle ripped open the letter announcing that magicking the picture would open the Room of Requirement. They started to complain very loudly about a big Death Eater coming that smelled like dead, rotting, blast-ended-skerewts. Then Harry and Voldemort walked in, and Voldemort said, "Take of your hat to ME!" Draco asked him if he wanted to dance the tango without any clothes while singing 'Buttons'. Voldemort said that had a bad rash on and declined to dance and sing. However he proposed they take a very hot bath full of leeches and dandelion heads. Malfoy turned crimson.
Crabbe and Goyle paled and stared right before Harry, desperately wanting to crash his broom into the hole, told them, "I need to say how I really feel about what happened. I hate this. Admitting my love for someone so evil and cunning. But of course, Ginny Weasley's extraordinary sense of understanding makes me able to sympathize her loss. I love her. But I can't fathom her endless love. I'm not really sure if Ginny would love me if she knew I have murdered a b*****d like my dog named Geoffrey, really an evil Animagus. Or if she knew that I haven't stopped thinking about her. If she doesn't run around screaming I think I will hug and ask her what she would say about my love." Voldemort and Draco awkwardly entered the bath. The water was extremely cold and Draco slid over to Harry instinctively as Voldemort began to open champagne and sing Italian Opera. Harry tried to join them but Ginny started pinching him so her hugged her but was poked by a jealous Voldemort.
Dumbledore came in and frowned at not being included in the wild steamy fun times. "It's over, Voldemort!" Voldemort merely glared at the frolicking old man. Then suddenly, Luna entered asking for a sticky gummy
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Posted: Sat Jan 19, 2008 9:14 am
RAVENCLAW PRIDE////////////// Wit Beyond Measure Is a Man's Greatest Pleasure
-------------------------- Draco and Goyle were making out a picture of a ridiculous looking sack of potatoes from the rear-end but then Goyle ripped open the letter announcing that magicking the picture would open the Room of Requirement. They started to complain very loudly about a big Death Eater coming that smelled like dead, rotting, blast-ended-skerewts. Then Harry and Voldemort walked in, and Voldemort said, "Take of your hat to ME!" Draco asked him if he wanted to dance the tango without any clothes while singing 'Buttons'. Voldemort said that had a bad rash on and declined to dance and sing. However he proposed they take a very hot bath full of leeches and dandelion heads. Malfoy turned crimson.
Crabbe and Goyle paled and stared right before Harry, desperately wanting to crash his broom into the hole, told them, "I need to say how I really feel about what happened. I hate this. Admitting my love for someone so evil and cunning. But of course, Ginny Weasley's extraordinary sense of understanding makes me able to sympathize her loss. I love her. But I can't fathom her endless love. I'm not really sure if Ginny would love me if she knew I have murdered a b*****d like my dog named Geoffrey, really an evil Animagus. Or if she knew that I haven't stopped thinking about her. If she doesn't run around screaming I think I will hug and ask her what she would say about my love." Voldemort and Draco awkwardly entered the bath. The water was extremely cold and Draco slid over to Harry instinctively as Voldemort began to open champagne and sing Italian Opera. Harry tried to join them but Ginny started pinching him so her hugged her but was poked by a jealous Voldemort.
Dumbledore came in and frowned at not being included in the wild steamy fun times. "It's over, Voldemort!" Voldemort merely glared at the frolicking old man. Then suddenly, Luna entered asking for a sticky gummy, but she was
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Posted: Sat Jan 19, 2008 4:18 pm
Isn't it wit beyond measure is man's greatest treasure...?
Draco and Goyle were making out a picture of a ridiculous looking sack of potatoes from the rear-end but then Goyle ripped open the letter announcing that magicking the picture would open the Room of Requirement. They started to complain very loudly about a big Death Eater coming that smelled like dead, rotting, blast-ended-skerewts. Then Harry and Voldemort walked in, and Voldemort said, "Take of your hat to ME!" Draco asked him if he wanted to dance the tango without any clothes while singing 'Buttons'. Voldemort said that had a bad rash on and declined to dance and sing. However he proposed they take a very hot bath full of leeches and dandelion heads. Malfoy turned crimson.
Crabbe and Goyle paled and stared right before Harry, desperately wanting to crash his broom into the hole, told them, "I need to say how I really feel about what happened. I hate this. Admitting my love for someone so evil and cunning. But of course, Ginny Weasley's extraordinary sense of understanding makes me able to sympathize her loss. I love her. But I can't fathom her endless love. I'm not really sure if Ginny would love me if she knew I have murdered a b*****d like my dog named Geoffrey, really an evil Animagus. Or if she knew that I haven't stopped thinking about her. If she doesn't run around screaming I think I will hug and ask her what she would say about my love." Voldemort and Draco awkwardly entered the bath. The water was extremely cold and Draco slid over to Harry instinctively as Voldemort began to open champagne and sing Italian Opera. Harry tried to join them but Ginny started pinching him so her hugged her but was poked by a jealous Voldemort.
Dumbledore came in and frowned at not being included in the wild steamy fun times. "It's over, Voldemort!" Voldemort merely glared at the frolicking old man. Then suddenly, Luna entered asking for a sticky gummy, but she was scarred for life
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Posted: Sat Jan 19, 2008 4:26 pm
Draco and Goyle were making out a picture of a ridiculous looking sack of potatoes from the rear-end but then Goyle ripped open the letter announcing that magicking the picture would open the Room of Requirement. They started to complain very loudly about a big Death Eater coming that smelled like dead, rotting, blast-ended-skerewts. Then Harry and Voldemort walked in, and Voldemort said, "Take of your hat to ME!" Draco asked him if he wanted to dance the tango without any clothes while singing 'Buttons'. Voldemort said that had a bad rash on and declined to dance and sing. However he proposed they take a very hot bath full of leeches and dandelion heads. Malfoy turned crimson.
Crabbe and Goyle paled and stared right before Harry, desperately wanting to crash his broom into the hole, told them, "I need to say how I really feel about what happened. I hate this. Admitting my love for someone so evil and cunning. But of course, Ginny Weasley's extraordinary sense of understanding makes me able to sympathize her loss. I love her. But I can't fathom her endless love. I'm not really sure if Ginny would love me if she knew I have murdered a b*****d like my dog named Geoffrey, really an evil Animagus. Or if she knew that I haven't stopped thinking about her. If she doesn't run around screaming I think I will hug and ask her what she would say about my love." Voldemort and Draco awkwardly entered the bath. The water was extremely cold and Draco slid over to Harry instinctively as Voldemort began to open champagne and sing Italian Opera. Harry tried to join them but Ginny started pinching him so her hugged her but was poked by a jealous Voldemort.
Dumbledore came in and frowned at not being included in the wild steamy fun times. "It's over, Voldemort!" Voldemort merely glared at the frolicking old man. Then suddenly, Luna entered asking for a sticky gummy, but she was scarred for life at the sight
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Posted: Sat Jan 19, 2008 4:28 pm
Draco and Goyle were making out a picture of a ridiculous looking sack of potatoes from the rear-end but then Goyle ripped open the letter announcing that magicking the picture would open the Room of Requirement. They started to complain very loudly about a big Death Eater coming that smelled like dead, rotting, blast-ended-skerewts. Then Harry and Voldemort walked in, and Voldemort said, "Take of your hat to ME!" Draco asked him if he wanted to dance the tango without any clothes while singing 'Buttons'. Voldemort said that had a bad rash on and declined to dance and sing. However he proposed they take a very hot bath full of leeches and dandelion heads. Malfoy turned crimson.
Crabbe and Goyle paled and stared right before Harry, desperately wanting to crash his broom into the hole, told them, "I need to say how I really feel about what happened. I hate this. Admitting my love for someone so evil and cunning. But of course, Ginny Weasley's extraordinary sense of understanding makes me able to sympathize her loss. I love her. But I can't fathom her endless love. I'm not really sure if Ginny would love me if she knew I have murdered a b*****d like my dog named Geoffrey,. really an evil Animagus. Or if she knew that I haven't stopped thinking about her. If she doesn't run around screaming I think I will hug and ask her what she would say about my love." Voldemort and Draco awkwardly entered the bath. The water was extremely cold and Draco slid over to Harry instinctively as Voldemort began to open champagne and sing Italian Opera. Harry tried to join them but Ginny started pinching him so her hugged her but was poked by a jealous Voldemort.
Dumbledore came in and frowned at not being included in the wild steamy fun times. "It's over, Voldemort!" Voldemort merely glared at the frolicking old man. Then suddenly, Luna entered asking for a sticky gummy, but she was scarred for life at the sight of the old men
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Posted: Sat Jan 19, 2008 4:28 pm
Draco and Goyle were making out a picture of a ridiculous looking sack of potatoes from the rear-end but then Goyle ripped open the letter announcing that magicking the picture would open the Room of Requirement. They started to complain very loudly about a big Death Eater coming that smelled like dead, rotting, blast-ended-skerewts. Then Harry and Voldemort walked in, and Voldemort said, "Take of your hat to ME!" Draco asked him if he wanted to dance the tango without any clothes while singing 'Buttons'. Voldemort said that had a bad rash on and declined to dance and sing. However he proposed they take a very hot bath full of leeches and dandelion heads. Malfoy turned crimson.
Crabbe and Goyle paled and stared right before Harry, desperately wanting to crash his broom into the hole, told them, "I need to say how I really feel about what happened. I hate this. Admitting my love for someone so evil and cunning. But of course, Ginny Weasley's extraordinary sense of understanding makes me able to sympathize her loss. I love her. But I can't fathom her endless love. I'm not really sure if Ginny would love me if she knew I have murdered a b*****d like my dog named Geoffrey, really an evil Animagus. Or if she knew that I haven't stopped thinking about her. If she doesn't run around screaming I think I will hug and ask her what she would say about my love." Voldemort and Draco awkwardly entered the bath. The water was extremely cold and Draco slid over to Harry instinctively as Voldemort began to open champagne and sing Italian Opera. Harry tried to join them but Ginny started pinching him so her hugged her but was poked by a jealous Voldemort.
Dumbledore came in and frowned at not being included in the wild steamy fun times. "It's over, Voldemort!" Voldemort merely glared at the frolicking old man. Then suddenly, Luna entered asking for a sticky gummy, but she was scarred for life at the sight of them cutting
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Posted: Sat Jan 19, 2008 4:56 pm
Draco and Goyle were making out a picture of a ridiculous looking sack of potatoes from the rear-end but then Goyle ripped open the letter announcing that magicking the picture would open the Room of Requirement. They started to complain very loudly about a big Death Eater coming that smelled like dead, rotting, blast-ended-skerewts. Then Harry and Voldemort walked in, and Voldemort said, "Take of your hat to ME!" Draco asked him if he wanted to dance the tango without any clothes while singing 'Buttons'. Voldemort said that had a bad rash on and declined to dance and sing. However he proposed they take a very hot bath full of leeches and dandelion heads. Malfoy turned crimson.
Crabbe and Goyle paled and stared right before Harry, desperately wanting to crash his broom into the hole, told them, "I need to say how I really feel about what happened. I hate this. Admitting my love for someone so evil and cunning. But of course, Ginny Weasley's extraordinary sense of understanding makes me able to sympathize her loss. I love her. But I can't fathom her endless love. I'm not really sure if Ginny would love me if she knew I have murdered a b*****d like my dog named Geoffrey, really an evil Animagus. Or if she knew that I haven't stopped thinking about her. If she doesn't run around screaming I think I will hug and ask her what she would say about my love." Voldemort and Draco awkwardly entered the bath. The water was extremely cold and Draco slid over to Harry instinctively as Voldemort began to open champagne and sing Italian Opera. Harry tried to join them but Ginny started pinching him so her hugged her but was poked by a jealous Voldemort.
Dumbledore came in and frowned at not being included in the wild steamy fun times. "It's over, Voldemort!" Voldemort merely glared at the frolicking old man. Then suddenly, Luna entered asking for a sticky gummy, but she was scarred for life at the sight of them cutting in line for lunch
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Posted: Sat Jan 19, 2008 7:28 pm
Draco and Goyle were making out a picture of a ridiculous looking sack of potatoes from the rear-end but then Goyle ripped open the letter announcing that magicking the picture would open the Room of Requirement. They started to complain very loudly about a big Death Eater coming that smelled like dead, rotting, blast-ended-skerewts. Then Harry and Voldemort walked in, and Voldemort said, "Take of your hat to ME!" Draco asked him if he wanted to dance the tango without any clothes while singing 'Buttons'. Voldemort said that had a bad rash on and declined to dance and sing. However he proposed they take a very hot bath full of leeches and dandelion heads. Malfoy turned crimson.
Crabbe and Goyle paled and stared right before Harry, desperately wanting to crash his broom into the hole, told them, "I need to say how I really feel about what happened. I hate this. Admitting my love for someone so evil and cunning. But of course, Ginny Weasley's extraordinary sense of understanding makes me able to sympathize her loss. I love her. But I can't fathom her endless love. I'm not really sure if Ginny would love me if she knew I have murdered a b*****d like my dog named Geoffrey, really an evil Animagus. Or if she knew that I haven't stopped thinking about her. If she doesn't run around screaming I think I will hug and ask her what she would say about my love." Voldemort and Draco awkwardly entered the bath. The water was extremely cold and Draco slid over to Harry instinctively as Voldemort began to open champagne and sing Italian Opera. Harry tried to join them but Ginny started pinching him so her hugged her but was poked by a jealous Voldemort.
Dumbledore came in and frowned at not being included in the wild steamy fun times. "It's over, Voldemort!" Voldemort merely glared at the frolicking old man. Then suddenly, Luna entered asking for a sticky gummy, but she was scarred for life at the sight of them cutting in line for lunch because it was
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Posted: Sat Jan 19, 2008 11:55 pm
Draco and Goyle were making out a picture of a ridiculous looking sack of potatoes from the rear-end but then Goyle ripped open the letter announcing that magicking the picture would open the Room of Requirement. They started to complain very loudly about a big Death Eater coming that smelled like dead, rotting, blast-ended-skerewts. Then Harry and Voldemort walked in, and Voldemort said, "Take of your hat to ME!" Draco asked him if he wanted to dance the tango without any clothes while singing 'Buttons'. Voldemort said that had a bad rash on and declined to dance and sing. However he proposed they take a very hot bath full of leeches and dandelion heads. Malfoy turned crimson.
Crabbe and Goyle paled and stared right before Harry, desperately wanting to crash his broom into the hole, told them, "I need to say how I really feel about what happened. I hate this. Admitting my love for someone so evil and cunning. But of course, Ginny Weasley's extraordinary sense of understanding makes me able to sympathize her loss. I love her. But I can't fathom her endless love. I'm not really sure if Ginny would love me if she knew I have murdered a b*****d like my dog named Geoffrey, really an evil Animagus. Or if she knew that I haven't stopped thinking about her. If she doesn't run around screaming I think I will hug and ask her what she would say about my love." Voldemort and Draco awkwardly entered the bath. The water was extremely cold and Draco slid over to Harry instinctively as Voldemort began to open champagne and sing Italian Opera. Harry tried to join them but Ginny started pinching him so her hugged her but was poked by a jealous Voldemort.
Dumbledore came in and frowned at not being included in the wild steamy fun times. "It's over, Voldemort!" Voldemort merely glared at the frolicking old man. Then suddenly, Luna entered asking for a sticky gummy, but she was scarred for life at the sight of them cutting in line for lunch because it was accompanied with sights
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Posted: Sun Jan 20, 2008 12:32 am
Draco and Goyle were making out a picture of a ridiculous looking sack of potatoes from the rear-end but then Goyle ripped open the letter announcing that magicking the picture would open the Room of Requirement. They started to complain very loudly about a big Death Eater coming that smelled like dead, rotting, blast-ended-skerewts. Then Harry and Voldemort walked in, and Voldemort said, "Take of your hat to ME!" Draco asked him if he wanted to dance the tango without any clothes while singing 'Buttons'. Voldemort said that had a bad rash on and declined to dance and sing. However he proposed they take a very hot bath full of leeches and dandelion heads. Malfoy turned crimson.
Crabbe and Goyle paled and stared right before Harry, desperately wanting to crash his broom into the hole, told them, "I need to say how I really feel about what happened. I hate this. Admitting my love for someone so evil and cunning. But of course, Ginny Weasley's extraordinary sense of understanding makes me able to sympathize her loss. I love her. But I can't fathom her endless love. I'm not really sure if Ginny would love me if she knew I have murdered a b*****d like my dog named Geoffrey, really an evil Animagus. Or if she knew that I haven't stopped thinking about her. If she doesn't run around screaming I think I will hug and ask her what she would say about my love." Voldemort and Draco awkwardly entered the bath. The water was extremely cold and Draco slid over to Harry instinctively as Voldemort began to open champagne and sing Italian Opera. Harry tried to join them but Ginny started pinching him so her hugged her but was poked by a jealous Voldemort.
Dumbledore came in and frowned at not being included in the wild steamy fun times. "It's over, Voldemort!" Voldemort merely glared at the frolicking old man. Then suddenly, Luna entered asking for a sticky gummy, but she was scarred for life at the sight of them cutting in line for lunch because it was accompanied with sights that would always
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Posted: Sun Jan 20, 2008 2:42 am
RAVENCLAW PRIDE////////////// Wit Beyond Measure Is a Man's Greatest Pleasure
-------------------------- Draco and Goyle were making out a picture of a ridiculous looking sack of potatoes from the rear-end but then Goyle ripped open the letter announcing that magicking the picture would open the Room of Requirement. They started to complain very loudly about a big Death Eater coming that smelled like dead, rotting, blast-ended-skerewts. Then Harry and Voldemort walked in, and Voldemort said, "Take of your hat to ME!" Draco asked him if he wanted to dance the tango without any clothes while singing 'Buttons'. Voldemort said that had a bad rash on and declined to dance and sing. However he proposed they take a very hot bath full of leeches and dandelion heads. Malfoy turned crimson.
Crabbe and Goyle paled and stared right before Harry, desperately wanting to crash his broom into the hole, told them, "I need to say how I really feel about what happened. I hate this. Admitting my love for someone so evil and cunning. But of course, Ginny Weasley's extraordinary sense of understanding makes me able to sympathize her loss. I love her. But I can't fathom her endless love. I'm not really sure if Ginny would love me if she knew I have murdered a b*****d like my dog named Geoffrey, really an evil Animagus. Or if she knew that I haven't stopped thinking about her. If she doesn't run around screaming I think I will hug and ask her what she would say about my love." Voldemort and Draco awkwardly entered the bath. The water was extremely cold and Draco slid over to Harry instinctively as Voldemort began to open champagne and sing Italian Opera. Harry tried to join them but Ginny started pinching him so her hugged her but was poked by a jealous Voldemort.
Dumbledore came in and frowned at not being included in the wild steamy fun times. "It's over, Voldemort!" Voldemort merely glared at the frolicking old man. Then suddenly, Luna entered asking for a sticky gummy, but she was scarred for life at the sight of them cutting in line for lunch because it was accompanied with sights that would always make a fly
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Posted: Sun Jan 20, 2008 6:04 am
Draco and Goyle were making out a picture of a ridiculous looking sack of potatoes from the rear-end but then Goyle ripped open the letter announcing that magicking the picture would open the Room of Requirement. They started to complain very loudly about a big Death Eater coming that smelled like dead, rotting, blast-ended-skerewts. Then Harry and Voldemort walked in, and Voldemort said, "Take of your hat to ME!" Draco asked him if he wanted to dance the tango without any clothes while singing 'Buttons'. Voldemort said that had a bad rash on and declined to dance and sing. However he proposed they take a very hot bath full of leeches and dandelion heads. Malfoy turned crimson.
Crabbe and Goyle paled and stared right before Harry, desperately wanting to crash his broom into the hole, told them, "I need to say how I really feel about what happened. I hate this. Admitting my love for someone so evil and cunning. But of course, Ginny Weasley's extraordinary sense of understanding makes me able to sympathize her loss. I love her. But I can't fathom her endless love. I'm not really sure if Ginny would love me if she knew I have murdered a b*****d like my dog named Geoffrey, really an evil Animagus. Or if she knew that I haven't stopped thinking about her. If she doesn't run around screaming I think I will hug and ask her what she would say about my love." Voldemort and Draco awkwardly entered the bath. The water was extremely cold and Draco slid over to Harry instinctively as Voldemort began to open champagne and sing Italian Opera. Harry tried to join them but Ginny started pinching him so her hugged her but was poked by a jealous Voldemort.
Dumbledore came in and frowned at not being included in the wild steamy fun times. "It's over, Voldemort!" Voldemort merely glared at the frolicking old man. Then suddenly, Luna entered asking for a sticky gummy, but she was scarred for life at the sight of them cutting in line for lunch because it was accompanied with sights that would always make a fly buzz annoyingly in
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