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Posted: Mon Feb 18, 2008 7:39 am
Granted, but it squashes you
I wish I could kill someone... and not get arrested! (Ha! beat that!)
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Posted: Mon Feb 18, 2008 9:02 pm
granted but it has to be someone you love greatly (ohh im evil) i wish i could have a mattress to sleep on
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Posted: Tue Feb 19, 2008 6:50 pm
granted but it's an old, bug-infested mattress
I wish... I wish... I was a star about to go supernova and take out an entire planet
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Posted: Thu Feb 21, 2008 3:51 pm
granted but its unloved and supposedly not a planet pluto. muwhaha i wish i would stop procrastinating on my english homework stressed
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Posted: Fri Feb 22, 2008 8:16 pm
HRANTED...BUT U PROCASTINATE SO MUCH ON UR MATH HOMEWORK UR STUCK IN WATEVER GRADE UR IN NOW FOREVER(sry for the caps sweatdrop )
I wish i could corrupt the next wishes i choose and do any i want to after that too(weird i know)
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Posted: Sun Feb 24, 2008 2:03 pm
granted but you corrupt so many wishes you obtain a lot of bad karma and a dog bites you in the butt (yes, that was taken from a real life experience... but it didn't happen to me))
I wish my friend would bring my two games back crying
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Posted: Sun Feb 24, 2008 2:33 pm
granted but i steal them next twisted i wish this little bug bite would heal because it itches >.<
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Posted: Sat Mar 01, 2008 12:26 pm
granted, but then a poisonous bug bites you
I wish I had a Cream Soda right now *looks at water bottle*
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Posted: Sat Mar 01, 2008 2:27 pm
granted but it squirts you in the eye
i wish i were a monkey that had wings
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Posted: Mon Mar 03, 2008 10:25 pm
granted but the wicked witch of the west strikes you down with lightning because you fail to kill dorathy (and her little dog too!) i wish i had poisonous fangs twisted muwhahaha
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Posted: Wed Mar 05, 2008 6:48 pm
granted but theyd crow into your skin
i wish i werent bored
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Posted: Sun Mar 09, 2008 1:17 pm
granted but you get beat up for not being bored
I wish this potatoe wasn't half-rotten :XP
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Posted: Mon Mar 10, 2008 10:19 am
granted but it is now 7/16's rotten muwhaha i wish i could go get some chinese food for lunch
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Posted: Sun Mar 30, 2008 6:30 am
granted but its actually rotten and u get food poisoning
i wish i were immortal
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Posted: Mon Mar 31, 2008 5:16 pm
Granted but you watch everyone that meant something to you die and then your alone forever.
I wish for the ability to control fire
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