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 Posted: Tue Jan 29, 2008 8:13 pm
The Ten - 6 out of 7 stars. The movie's hilarious if you're really high when you watch it (which I might have been... >_>). The premise is that Paul Rudd narrates the film through 10 sketches, one for each of the ten commandments. Each sketch is themed humorously around its commandment, and things get downright silly. I highly recommend it, especially to David Wain fans.
The Simpsons Movie - 6 out of 7. It was a highly entertaining movie. I don't really have strong opinions about it, but I know I liked it a lot. There were really funny parts. The bomb disarming robot is probably my favorite thing about the movie.
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Posted: Wed Jan 30, 2008 5:44 pm
MQuestionable The Ten - 6 out of 7 stars. The movie's hilarious if you're really high when you watch it (which I might have been... >_>). The premise is that Paul Rudd narrates the film through 10 sketches, one for each of the ten commandments. Each sketch is themed humorously around its commandment, and things get downright silly. I highly recommend it, especially to David Wain fans. The Simpsons Movie - 6 out of 7. It was a highly entertaining movie. I don't really have strong opinions about it, but I know I liked it a lot. There were really funny parts. The bomb disarming robot is probably my favorite thing about the movie. The Simpsons Movie was pretty damn funny, specially the robot.
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Posted: Wed Jan 30, 2008 5:52 pm
Reno 911: Miami - 7 out of 7 stars! This movie was downright awesome. I don't watch the show as often as I used to, so I haven't seen new episodes, but the movie is great. I loved seeing appearances by Patton Oswald, Nick Swardson, Paul Rudd, The Rock, Michael Ian Black, Michael Showalter, David Wain, Paul Reubens... It was awesome. There's lots of really funny scenes that make this a kickass movie.
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Posted: Thu Jan 31, 2008 7:44 pm
Good Luck Chuck - 4 out of 7 stars. For a Dane Cook movie, it really wasn't that funny. I know it wasn't meant to be an absolutely hilarious comedy (it it was, it certainly failed), but it was good for a romantic comedy that guys can dig (thank you cursing and boobies).
Everything's Gone Green - 6 out of 7 stars. I don't really know what to think about this one. It's really good though. It's the story of a guy who's almost 30 but doesn't feel like it and justs wants to get by and be middle class. Basically, it's his ups and downs over the course of a few months to a year. There's pot in it!
Employee of the Month - 4 out of 7 stars. This is a much better Dane Cook movie and this one actually is laugh out loud funny. Dax Shepard works as a very good antagonist by doing what he does best - acting like a goofy ********. Highly entertaining, but still a romantic comedy. Come on, Dane...
From Dusk Till Dawn - 7 out of 7 stars! This movie kicked a**. Thank you, Robert Rodriguez and Quentin Tarantino! All I knew about this movie was that it starred Tarantino and George Clooney as outlaw brothers, and that completely sold me. I was in for a very pleasant surprise when it turned out to be a sleazy, filthy, Mexican vampire outlaw movie! ******** yeah!
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Posted: Fri Feb 01, 2008 7:20 pm
Clash of the titans. I saw this in school,since i doubt any of you have see nit i'm going to tell you guys about it.
this movie was kinda confusing so i had to re-read the plot line. so bassically the greek gods are pissed at zuess for getting it on with a human and getting her knocked up, so tries to kill the mom carring the love child of her and zuess, they get sent off in a casket. instead they survive and the son, who's names persius, grows up, the onlygod thing about this is the boob shots. So i guess the guy named Argos who tried to kills zuess's son gets his city destroyed by the kraken at order or Zuess and also gets killed by some weird voodoo doll.
So back to the movie after he grows up he eets this one dude who was played by the guy who played Mickey in the Rocky movies.He tells him about this Princess named Andromeda ,who would have been hot cept for she had the neck of a damn Bronchasuarus, but she has a lover named canibus, who doublecrossed Zuess and was turned into some sort or Hellboy/Beast from Beuty and the Beast lovechild.Well he vowed that if he couldn't have her no one would. So every night or so when she is alsleep he sneds this giant a** bird to take her spirit away, it's really ******** weird. Well Zuess's son saw this and went after her once he found Pegasus,I thought that that was Hercules's horse, so him and canibus fight ending in Canibus getting his hand chopped off. Zuess's son, which i jut say is persues falls in love with Andromeda, they marry,But at the wedding Andromeda's mom pisses off the head girl god and the girl god, who has a statue where they are getting married, sort of becomes the statue and says that Andromeda shall be sacrificed in 30 days, still a virgin, to the Kraken. So Persues tries to find a way to Beat the Kraken.
So he goes on this big long trip to find thjree blind wicthes who will tell him how to beat the Kraken, they tell him he needs to get Medusa's head, so he goes to do that and succeeds, then goes back on pegasus, and a dumb owl who serves no purpose cept to be funny i guess, even though i think it was unintentinally funny, when he gets back Andromeda's about to be sacrifed, think like in King kong, he Get's Medusa's head and freezes the Kraken, end of story.
Acting- the only thing i really cared about was the guy who played mickey in Rocky, and thios wasn't even close to that.
Action-fakest a** special effects ever, most of it was claymation effects.
Overall- you can only say"that looks so real" so many times. it kinda sucked a lot 5/10
Damn that was long.
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Posted: Mon Feb 04, 2008 2:46 pm
War - 2 stars out of 7. Honestly, this movie was just boring. I don't know how you ******** up the premise of Jet Li and Jason Statham fighting, but it got ******** up somewhere along the line.
Family Guy: Blue Harvest - 6 stars out of 7. It's pretty funny and had a lot of Star Wars jokes I appreciate. Overall, it's worth a watch.
True Romance - 7 stars out of 7. This movie's badass. It's one of Tarantino's earlier movies. Christian Slater, Brad Pitt, Samuel L Jackson, and others are in it. There's a lot of interesting dialogue, use of the "n-word", action, and the "it factor" that Tarantino always seems to draw me in with. It's really funny to see Pitt's character in this movie. He has a really small part, but it's funny. Overall, I highly recommend it.
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Posted: Tue Feb 05, 2008 5:44 pm
Strange Wilderness - 5 out of 7 stars. It was pretty funny, but not as funny as I'd hoped. Some scenes seemed pointless. I like the cast a lot. Happy Madison is good people. Overall, it's worth a watch.
Hatchet - 6 out of 7 stars. This was great at the horror parts and great at the comedy parts. It's really bloody and gory, so extra points for that. It was billed as a return of great American horror, and I'm not gonna dispute that. It's a good movie.
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Posted: Tue Feb 05, 2008 9:13 pm
we watched one of the Godzilla movies in class todfay, this movie was funny as hell, not becuase it was a comedy, but becuase is was so bad.
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Posted: Wed Feb 06, 2008 12:33 pm
thefreshprinceofbelair we watched one of the Godzilla movies in class todfay, this movie was funny as hell, not becuase it was a comedy, but becuase is was so bad. Godzilla movies pwn.
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Posted: Wed Feb 06, 2008 12:38 pm
Chasing Amy - 6 out of 7 stars. It's about a guy named Holden (Ben Affleck) who makes comic books and falls in love with a lesbian. Jay and Silent Bob had a sweet scene. I love Kevin Smith's style of writing with the references to other Kevin Smith movies and ridiculous dirty jokes. His acting clique is one of the best, as well. Seeing Jason Lee in anything makes me a little bit happier.
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Posted: Wed Feb 06, 2008 8:35 pm
The Crow 2: City of Angels - 3.5 stars out of 7... This one wasn't anywhere near as good as the first movie. The guy just doesn't look as badass as Brandon Lee/Eric Draven, either. It's pretty much the standard Crow revenge story, just not as good as it was last time. Some of the action was pretty decent, but it felt like this movie was halfassed. I did like seeing Iggy Pop in it though!
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Posted: Wed Feb 06, 2008 11:46 pm
Meet The Spartans - 5.5/7
The movie had its funny parts but it was just another one of those video spoofs and it just continues what Epic Movie did.
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Posted: Sun Feb 10, 2008 8:10 pm
I was sick over the weekend so i watched a ton of movie.
Harold and kumar- this movie is pretty funny, nice stoner comedy. 8/10
Without a paddle- this movie really kinda sucked, i only laughed during one or 2 parts, sure there was some stoner comedy, i think the main plot was something about pot, but the comedy's dumb , it's pretty much if me and my friends went on a camping trip but we'd be funnier.
4/10
American Pie Band camp- this movie sucked to, not funny cept for like 3 part, which i only sort of chucked at. 4/10
Die Hard, kicked a**, one of the best action movies ever 9/10
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Posted: Mon Feb 25, 2008 3:53 pm
Terminator 2- one of the best movies ever 10/10
Spirit- this movies about a horse who gets caught by the settlers and escapes, befriends aIndian fellow, and another horse. the indian and spirit act hella gay in this movie, it would have been cool if the animals could talk
5/10
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Posted: Tue Feb 26, 2008 2:52 pm
thefreshprinceofbelair Terminator 2- one of the best movies ever 10/10 Spirit- this movies about a horse who gets caught by the settlers and escapes, befriends aIndian fellow, and another horse. the indian and spirit act hella gay in this movie, it would have been cool if the animals could talk 5/10 I remember when Spirit came out Baskin Robbins had a badass ice cream flavor for the movie. I wish it was still around. scream
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