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Posted: Tue Jul 14, 2009 12:40 am
my computer
what do you get when you toss a hand grenade in a French washroom?
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Posted: Tue Jul 14, 2009 12:59 am
A white flag of surrender made out of towels or toilet paper.
What would you call a porcupine ninja?
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Posted: Sat Aug 01, 2009 12:31 am
An invisible ball of hurt.
What would you call a naked Gaian avatar?
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Posted: Tue Aug 04, 2009 9:01 pm
Sans Testicles.
What would you call an albino on a zebra?
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Posted: Wed Aug 12, 2009 11:43 pm
Jealous of the Zebra's stripes.
What do you call an empty pot of coffee?
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Posted: Mon Oct 05, 2009 10:15 am
A sad day at the office.
What do you call an iguana on your dashboard?
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Posted: Mon Oct 05, 2009 10:18 pm
Lizard-skin wheel cover in the making.
What do you call a potato in your jacket?
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Posted: Thu Oct 08, 2009 8:50 am
a jacket potato of course 4laugh
what do you call a worm on the sidewalk?
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Posted: Thu Oct 08, 2009 10:07 pm
Sun fried and crispy.
What do you call a bottle of lotion in a swimming pool?
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Posted: Fri Oct 23, 2009 12:57 pm
an oil spill
what do you call a bowl full of melted ice cream?
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Posted: Fri Oct 23, 2009 11:42 pm
♦ ♣ ♥ ♠
The greatest soup EVER made.
What do you call headphones on a penguin?
♦ ♣ ♥ ♠
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Posted: Sat Nov 07, 2009 4:15 pm
The coolest headphones ever!!
sweatdrop rofl sweatdrop
What do you call a stereo with a picture of a donkey on it?
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Posted: Sat Nov 07, 2009 6:38 pm
A set of sub hoofers. What do you call a plus sized woman in a two piece bathing suit?
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Posted: Tue Nov 10, 2009 12:25 pm
intestinal fortitude!
What do you call a garbage can with no lid?
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