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 Posted: Sat Feb 02, 2008 8:04 pm
Because he saw a sexy tan man and could never stop thinking about him
(Ya, Shakespeare was bi--did you know that?)
Why do cameras have flash?
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Posted: Sun Feb 03, 2008 11:39 am
So that you can get pictures of people looking surprised!
Why are people so shallow?
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Posted: Sun Feb 03, 2008 8:07 pm
Because if they were deep they would drown.
Why do people make perfumes that repel other people?
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Posted: Sun Feb 03, 2008 8:16 pm
Because there are way too many babe magnets!
Why can't doctor house get a respectable date? (hoping he'll fall for the girl on the computer on the special episode tonight)
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Posted: Sun Feb 03, 2008 8:40 pm
Because respectable dates don't come with the feature of 'tolerance to know-it-alls (other word)'.
Why are asians so smart?
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Posted: Wed Feb 06, 2008 3:08 am
 Because everyone else is really, really stupid.
Why am I still awake at 6am? eek
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Posted: Sat Feb 09, 2008 5:42 am
Because your body forgot how to fall asleep!
How does air conditioning work?
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Posted: Sun Feb 17, 2008 7:56 am
These little penguins from antartica live in your air conditioner, and when you turn it on, they blow out a bunch of cold air fresh from antartica.
How does time work?
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Posted: Wed Feb 20, 2008 4:47 pm
It just follows the clock!
Why did the chicken really cross the road?
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Posted: Wed Feb 27, 2008 3:28 am
Because his friend dared him to play chicken in traffic! ((Haha! Vollly made a funny. xvx))
Why are balloons so fun?
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Posted: Thu Feb 28, 2008 3:03 pm
Because there is always a danger of them popping, and danger is fun!
Why are some parents mean to their kids?
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Posted: Thu Mar 06, 2008 8:22 pm
Because they think were stupid, and are trying to whack some sense into us. D<
Why don't we seem to learn anything interesting past 6th and 7th grade? o__o
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Posted: Thu Mar 06, 2008 9:25 pm
Because after the age of 12, your brain craves interesting and the teachers like seeing you deprived.
Why can I never get a date?
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Posted: Fri Mar 14, 2008 4:47 pm
His little Wispers....
cuz all the boys are just ugly. xDD Why am ii so bored ? 
Love me..Love me..
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Posted: Thu Apr 10, 2008 3:46 pm
Because the evil kitties in the sky put a spell on you and made you a bored person.
Why is there pollution?
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