What's grosser than gross?
10 Sith apprentices in one garbage can!
8% [ 11 ]
1 Sith apprentice in 10 garbage cans!
16% [ 21 ]
Darth Venomisci's Lightsaber Training room floor!
13% [ 17 ]
The little "gifts" from Darth Scoobadoobacus' booty!
17% [ 22 ]
Darth Scabrous constantly slurping up the blood from his never-healing mouth wound!
44% [ 57 ]
Total Votes : 128
floralsnow rolled 1 8-sided dice:
7
Total: 7 (1-8)
Posted: Tue Jul 14, 2015 8:02 am
The girl continues to use her hammer to smash and pound the other body parts of the droid
Felinophile rolled 1 8-sided dice:
1
Total: 1 (1-8)
Posted: Tue Jul 14, 2015 5:09 pm
Darth Daddicus
The droid selects a Pepsi for it's cool refreshing taste and it's....wait a minute. Colas are neither cool nor refreshing. What gives? The droid is obviously a sell-out for product placement. Do droids even prefer one soda pop over another? Wait a double minute! Can droids even drink soda pop? Felinophile = 250
Droid = 195
shakes a can of soda and hands it to the droid
Felinophile rolled 1 8-sided dice:
4
Total: 4 (1-8)
Posted: Tue Jul 14, 2015 5:16 pm
puts a case of soda on a vibrating machine until all the tops pop in the general direction of the droid
Felinophile rolled 1 8-sided dice:
6
Total: 6 (1-8)
Posted: Tue Jul 14, 2015 5:17 pm
straps the droid on the machine and shakes him
Nia Phoenix rolled 1 8-sided dice:
4
Total: 4 (1-8)
Posted: Tue Jul 14, 2015 6:46 pm
floralsnow = 140
Nia Phoenix rolled 1 8-sided dice:
5
Total: 5 (1-8)
Posted: Tue Jul 14, 2015 6:51 pm
Nia Phoenix = 140
Nia Phoenix rolled 1 8-sided dice:
8
Total: 8 (1-8)
Posted: Tue Jul 14, 2015 6:55 pm
Nia Phoenix = 140
omnom-chan rolled 1 12-sided dice:
7
Total: 7 (1-12)
Posted: Tue Jul 14, 2015 9:05 pm
Darth Daddicus
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omnom-chan
HARD (12-sided die)1-9=miss, 10-12=hit 80HP Round 2!
cool omnom-chan = 250
Droid = 170
The droid backs up and ejects an electronet to capture the girl. omnom-chan = 250
Droid = 170
not today!
/dodges the net and takes out my saber to do the stabby stabby
omnom-chan = 250
Droid = 170
omnom-chan rolled 1 12-sided dice:
9
Total: 9 (1-12)
Posted: Tue Jul 14, 2015 9:14 pm
Darth Daddicus
omnom-chan
Taking damage just from my presence. XD It's ok! I'll go easy on ya this time!
smile omnom-chan = 250
Droid = 170
The droid sprays air freshener on the girl so it is no longer damaged just by her presence. omnom-chan = 250
Droid = 170
rofl Nah droidman that's just you upper lip you're smelling.
smile omnom-chan = 250
Droid = 170
omnom-chan rolled 1 12-sided dice:
1
Total: 1 (1-12)
Posted: Tue Jul 14, 2015 9:21 pm
Darth Daddicus
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omnom-chan
...when all Siths become Jedi! *launches an explosive hyper missile at the doomed robot*
The droid flips over the missile and comes down with it's saber in it's hands for an overhead strike. omnom-chan = 250
Droid = 170
parries with my saber and does a low sweep kick
omnom-chan = 250
Droid = 170
Darth Daddicus rolled 1 8-sided dice:
5
Total: 5 (1-8)
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Posted: Tue Jul 14, 2015 10:20 pm
floralsnow
The girl evaded the attack and when she had the chance, she imitated the droid's attack
The droid flung a boomesaber at the girl with what little energy it had left. floralsnow = 85
Droid = 30
Darth Daddicus rolled 1 8-sided dice:
7
Total: 7 (1-8)
Posted: Tue Jul 14, 2015 10:21 pm
floralsnow
The girl smashes the droid's face with the small but powerful hammer she is hiding on her back
The droid takes a couple of blaster shots at the girl while the boomersaber is coming back. floralsnow = 30
Droid = 30
Darth Daddicus Vice Captain
Darth Daddicus rolled 1 8-sided dice:
3
Total: 3 (1-8)
Darth Daddicus Vice Captain
Posted: Tue Jul 14, 2015 10:25 pm
floralsnow
The girl continues to use her hammer to smash and pound the other body parts of the droid
floralsnow 140
droid 30
The boomersaber comes back and is pointed directly at the girl's head. floralsnow = 30
Droid = 30
Darth Daddicus rolled 1 8-sided dice:
1
Total: 1 (1-8)
Posted: Tue Jul 14, 2015 10:28 pm
Felinophile
shakes a can of soda and hands it to the droid
The droid destroys it's kidneys with the large amount of soda pop it consumes and volunteers the woman to donate one of hers immediately. Felinophile = 250
Droid = 140
Darth Daddicus Vice Captain
Darth Daddicus rolled 1 8-sided dice:
7
Total: 7 (1-8)
Darth Daddicus Vice Captain
Posted: Tue Jul 14, 2015 10:31 pm
Felinophile
puts a case of soda on a vibrating machine until all the tops pop in the general direction of the droid
Well, that one must have been her useless kidney anyway. The droid takes the other one. Felinophile = 195
Droid = 140
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